Adrian @adrianmyreality
Just here for the laughs. Reaching out to those in need. Wife/mom. Severe allergy to bullshit. twitter.com/search?q=From:… Joined January 2019-
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There should be a "skip intro" button for small talk with humans.
One person's rage is another person's laughter.
I'm 3 koalas in a trench coat. The middle one is bald and growls when hungry.
Make her feel special by telling her she's your favorite hoe
My titties are amazing, they hang down to my thighs and my nipples look like the cook at IHOP stepped on them, please no DMs requesting pics
Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor's house that no one likes.
These college protesters are totally out of control, if they feel so strongly about the country they’re supporting, they should just go there and help provide humanitarian aid
Some of y’all are way too angry, try taking some of that anger or “passion” and go make a difference somewhere instead of sitting on social media trying to make other people, that you come into contact with, as miserable as you.
I just walked out of a @iamwandasykes comedy show, I paid to see a comedian that I really like, not a political campaign
I think my guardian angel slipped and fell on a dildo.
If you aren’t sitting on pervert row at the strip clubs and sniffing that camel toe, are you really even partying?
I sing, welcome to the jungle each time I open this app.
If you’re incapable of having a disagreement without resorting to personal insults, then guess what? You just officially lost said disagreement.
I’ll jump off that bridge when we get there.
Welcome to your 50s, now your friend who has the “good drugs” is packin’ ibuprofen and a sensible source of fiber.
What does it mean when holy water sizzles when it hits your skin . . . just asking for a friend.
The deepest conversations I've had in life have been with myself.
I post on social media because one day it’ll prove to a jury how crazy I am.
Ask your doctor if socializing and human interaction is right for you.
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4K Followers 1K Following I was born deaf and partially sighted but now lost both my eyes. I’m a crazy girl in a crazy body with a heart full of love ❤️Developer @3366bb0
8K Followers 7K Following A quiet man with the loudest fucking mind. Main account (@3366bb)@adrianmyreality …I love milestones..31 is amazing ….congratulations to you both 🙏🏼❤️🌹
@adrianmyreality Congratulations after ending a 19 year marriage (25years). no one will ever understand the extent of compromise & patience it takes to endure so many years of drama & despise, look past it & find the love. A remarkable accomplishment!
@adrianmyreality This is special. Very very special. Congratulations. Photo is awesome 🌼
@adrianmyreality Happy Anniversary!! Cheers to 31 years!! ❤❤🍾🥂
@adrianmyreality Happiest of anniversaries to you both!
@adrianmyreality Congratulations and happy anniversary!!
@adrianmyreality Congratulations to both of you. That is more years that a life sentence for murder