allyson @allycat0
Welcome to the inner workings of my mind. Joined December 2011-
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Puts a finger seductively to your lips. Please shut the fuck up.
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@RainbowWit60772 @barbarawaxer @TizzyEnt We did. Multiple cases were filed. From the event that happened around Easter. Just found out the sheriff just summited it finally today
@CovesBlue @TizzyEnt Unfortunately yes. We sent our child there for a total of 3 hours. We’ve been in contact with police, cps, and licensing. Our event took place around Easter of this year. I won’t go into many details. But our son is still recovering mentally from it.
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sometimes i just want to disappear, to a place far away filled with quietness and flowers
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today is a good day to read poetry & cry.
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hello darkness my old friend is it 5 or 10 pm
If the weather falls below 65… is it acceptable to only listen to Death Cab then?
Strangest thing about my child, he looks and sounds exactly like a Mandrake plant from Harry Potter when he’s crying.
You know you need sleep when it’s 4am and you’re on Amazon buying Steve Buscemi fridge magnet
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Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.
Traveling is fun. Breakfast in your own bed is better.
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I will love you today with all I have and tomorrow I will love you more
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ME: soooo bored, wish i had something to do PERSON: here's a list of resources for free workouts, crafts, recipes, even online courses ME: no
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Well, at least we’re not concerned about Gluten and Trans Fats anymore.
Day 9 of quarantine: devoured an entire bag of sour gummy worms in one sitting.
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So I can just, like, go to Target now?
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How many more Ted Bundy documentaries do we need? I know more about him than my own family.
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