Eva Rudner @EGRudner
Fellow human :) I tweet & retweet random human thoughts. I like Humor, Politics, Pets & Common Sense. (NO DMs, please.) Indiana, USA Joined August 2013-
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#Pugchat Hi from Nola’s mom in Indiana. PugChat has been such a special part of my life. I have loved getting to see so many darling Pugs and their loving humans. Thanks and blessings to all!🥰❤️
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New Age sign being held by a parent on a street corner: “Will work for help with child’s grade school math!”
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I hate when healthy me does the grocery shopping and decides carrot sticks are a good snack
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Teens be like: Mom I don't need your help, I know what I'm doing!... [5 mins later] Are you seriously not going to help me?!
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Every Sunday night, I once again lie in bed thinking of the 3 things I needed to do over the weekend that would’ve taken like 10 minutes and I still didn’t do them.
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My husband misses a lot of really good conversations I have with him in my head.
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Once upon a time, a mom sat down and relaxed… And that’s how you know it’s a fairytale.
A flea and a fly flew into a flue. Said the fly to the flea,"Now what do we do?" "Now we fly!" said the flea, so they flew!
I feel kind of stupid every time I click on an online suggestion that says to take a bread fastener on a trip, etc. Has anyone actually found out "why" on any of these bait & switch articles? I got to hint 134 & still didn't get the answer.
😱😱😱DITTO 😱😱😱
😳 The American Companies That Aren't Actually American Anymore | Investing Magazine za.investing.com/magazine/the-a…
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Jim Crow Infrastructure and the Jackson, Miss., "Water Crisis" via thenation bit.ly/3qeymBR
First thing to do when you find yourself in a hole is stop digging.
What you should and shouldn't write in a sympathy card, according to a psychologist today.com/life/inspirati… via @TODAYshow
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Today at @CraneBeachMass my 9-year-old daughter nearly drowned while I was watching her, in full view of two life guard stations, on an uncrowded and overcast day. Drowning doesn’t look like drowning, and I hope a lot of people read this and remember the signs. 🧵
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waiting for the “check planet” light to turn itself off
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Happy Saturday, everyone! Weight loss update, week 9: I’m now 24.1 pounds down. This was a very good week. And now that things should be lightening up at my job, I’ll have more time for exercise. Just chugging along, it’s all I can do.
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@EGRudner @KaylaChowShow This was my solution! Worked great when we had a puppy too!
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