Andy @alreadytaken74
Meh. Joined December 2010-
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You can guarantee any dead people that are described in the local newspaper as a "loveable rogue" or " No Angel but he had a heart of gold" was actually an absolute cunt.
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'Who remembers when things were worse? Wasn't it great'
'Who remembers when things were worse? Wasn't it great' https://t.co/Iic0RIPmsU
Do love the fact that they’re still including this excellent old clip on the news tonight. Still funny.
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That is the greatest tagline I’ve ever seen
That is the greatest tagline I’ve ever seen https://t.co/LCORPZL5CS
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Just said something on Twitter x
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What you doing with that bit left over … 💡
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That’s no name for an orangutan. Ken Allen sounds like a bloke with a combover who sells the meat draw tickets up at the British Legion Club.
That’s no name for an orangutan. Ken Allen sounds like a bloke with a combover who sells the meat draw tickets up at the British Legion Club.
Happy 65th birthday to Robert Smith of The Cure.
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Amanda Holden telling someone they have no talent is a bit like Rose West telling someone that their patio isn't level. #BGT
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Loving GB News doing a load of viewer polls and most of them backfiring on them terribly.
@alreadytaken74 "Looking from a window of love - hoo boy!"
Just heard an advert describe egg yolks as ICONIC
Guys all the mad shit A****** T*** says is to get you to repeat it there's no other possible explanation, let's just all forget he exists.
@alreadytaken74 Well, technically, Miley Cyrus has already beaten her to it.
@alreadytaken74 It always tickled me that the orangutan in the recent Planet of the Apes movies was called ‘Maurice’. That a 1970s barber’s name.
That’s livin alright
@alreadytaken74 Tfw you let an absolute ripper off in court.
God help the Tory candidate knocking at my door come the next election. They’ll make the news.
Two weeks since a colleague texted me to say they'd been to see Michael McIntyre live and "it was quite funny". Still not replied.
She’s bringing Deep Heat 4: Play With Fire on cassette with her this time.
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@alreadytaken74 I laughed even more when Bob Dylan came in at the end!
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