The One and only @bibleinreverse
The Bible. Tweeted. Backwards. favstar.fm/users/bibleinr… Heaven Joined March 2009-
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I tossed the phony rapper into the pit with Kanye & Jay-Z, therein forced to hear Taylor Swift songs day & night forever. Revelation 20:10
The toilet was amazing. As he sat upon it, his pained look fast-tracked their need to flee. But there was nowhere to hide. Revelation 20:11
We used to write down every single thing you guys did. But now we have Google & Facebook for that. Technology is awesome. Revelation 20:12
Eventually I'll dig up Hitler. I *was* going to judge him all by my lonesome, but I'm feeling cheeky. You kids have fun. Revelation 20:13
You might think that Death & Hell, by nature, are flame retardant. This turns out not to be the case. Revelation 20:14
Writing a novel. Some of you are in it. The rest? Lake of fire. Cybill Shepherd & Rosie Perez... you are so not in my book. Revelation 20:15
Think I need to do a reboot. Not the computer. The world. But, maybe this time I won't make a sea. Clean up will be easier. Revelation 21:1
Dream: Was getting married to Jerusalem. The city. She was decked out. Dress, veil, train. I let the virginal white slide. Revelation 21:2
I am everyday people. Except for the whole "being your God" part. So, you're actually my people. Anywho... I'm moving in. Revelation 21:3
Now, no more cryin' darlin'. From now on there's to be no more death & pain. Only John Denver songs. Only John Denver songs. Revelation 21:4
As I sit upon this Holy toilet, I make all things new again. And that's the God's honest truth. So you go & write my story. Revelation 21:5
I'm feeling eternal. I normally charge those who drink from my fountain. But what the hell! Want water on the house? Done. Revelation 21:6
Lookit. Overcome all your little issues & I'll give you all my stuff. Then I'll adopt you. And make you worship me. Eh? Eh?? Revelation 21:7
Bad people will burn in a lake of fire as the Meat Puppets foretold. AKA "second death". Sorta like Die Hard 2: Die Harder. Revelation 21:8
Dozed off to Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. Or Touched By An Angel With Seven Plagues. Or The Wedding Singer. I Forget. Revelation 21:9
You dragged me on this mountain hike to see some dumb city?! They do make helicopters now granola boy. Revelation 21:10
No wonder this place isn't more heavily fortified. These stones are quartz, not diamonds. You idiot. Revelation 21:11
There's only one guard at each gate? This is going to be way easier to break into than my last job! Revelation 21:12
Saying "I'm at at the gate" tells me nothing. We have 12. Drop the iPhone pin thingy and text it to me. Revelation 21:13
You guys come here and write your name in the concrete before it dries. And where did Judas run off to? Revelation 21:14
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