Milk Tits @SnarkToast
I've been unfollowed by some of the greats. favstar.fm/users/SnarkToa… Snarkville, Toastucky Joined January 2010-
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If I could get back all the time I’ve spent overthinking I’d Okay but hang on Sometimes maybe And then because Well actually If you really think about it Here’s the thing Let me start over.
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Day eight thousand eight hundred sixty-two of replacing sanity with alcohol and so far the results are pretty fucking fabulous
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You write history and shape the future by the way you treat every person who crosses your path. The best you can be is a good example.
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A study says women average saying 7,000 words daily, men 2,000. To be fair, half of the 7,000 comes from women repeating themselves to men.
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