Hoopla, Max @MaxHoopla
in your mouth Joined March 2009-
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@quarterbagjames @curtis813 @hectormejianews @8NewsNow Actions have consequences, James.
"That MaxHoopla sure is a good dude" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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ur in her dms, she’s actually a catfish account i created. ur in my dms. we are dating now. i love u so much
Just gonna leave this here. #Afghanistan #Texas
I'll take the Dunning-Kruger Effect for $500, Alex
Just heard the conspiracy that rocks are actually soft and squishy but they just tense up when we touch them. I have no scientific proof to back this up, but I am choosing to believe it.
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Nowadays you can post your opinions instantly. Used to be, if you got riled up by a troubadour’s ballad you had to weave a whole tapestry about it
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y'all asked for hot girl summer and instead we got climate change-induced heatwaves
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After being asked about Critical Race Theory, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Mark Milley delivers an answer every American should watch.
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Aww, man. That’s so sweet. How’d the rest of his dentist appointment go?
@richardmarx my son heard ‘right here waiting’ for first time. Loved it.
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If your vote didn’t matter, they would not be working so hard to take it away.
My new favorite thread. Enjoy!
My two oldest kids (8 and 6) ask me to tell them an “interesting fact” every night at bedtime. Having now exhausted my own supply of memorized trivia as well as several random lists on the internet, I’m taking suggestions below…
Mask mandates lifted!! Nice to see all the pretty faces again. (and the ugly ones too, I suppose)
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I own a pen that can write underwater. It can write other words too.
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And to think, at one point in my life, all I wanted was a waterbed, a Swatch watch, and a six CD stereo...
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