Scarlett Fever @WittyClitty
Music video junkie who adores great kids, particularly mine. Collecting friends who rock, get me, or otherwise fascinate. Original Gangster Tweeter #OGT favstar.fm/users/WittyCli… The Emerald City Joined December 2008-
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Procrastinating with my shower & packing will delay going home. Right?
Too tired to change my wet shirt from washing dishes. Is it weird if I just throw another one on top?
Last vacay day of baking, napping & drinking all the gin. Send antidepressants.
You know it's been a great day when you've figured out your cake. And you get to eat it, too.
The more I tweet, the more followers I lose *hits post
Speaking of inappropriate, these honey mustard pretzels taste like corndogs ya wanna get dirty with.
Some might say I’ve had too much gin. Others might argue I'm completely inappropriate.
On vacation making my own little paradise. In the kitchen. Obvi
A good tweet never dies. But a hot dm is forever.
Who me? Just teaching the grands, “Smelly cat, smelly cat it’s not your fault...” 🎶
Not gonna pounce you, not gonna Fuck it, it’s fudge!
These tweets need some work. Just kidding, I’m on vacation.
Just spent 1/2 the night trying to decide what earplugs to buy so I can sleep.
Just asked randos to play on tumblr. How YOU doin?
2 meals + 2 walks = pretty good We don’t have to count the trail mix & whiskey snacks, right?
My phone is about to slap me goodnight. If you’d like a sweet dreams smash.
OJ expiration date: 4-11-24. You can’t make this shit up.
Thanks for being my friends! And by friends, I mean those showering me with hearts. Kisses for alla you 💋💋💋
If I get nothing else done today, I've had the chance to ridicule myself.
If only I had something clever to say once in awhile. I could prolly get a man.
Mikey from Canarsie. .. @mikeym00n
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Short sentence is sometimes stronger message than long one.
Of course as always we won't know for years for sure, but @steelers addressed needs and with good players in this year's #NFLDraft2024 ... #HereWeGo
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