BrokenReactor @broken_reactor
Probably fine. x.com/broken_reactor… my own private hell Joined May 2016-
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Trying out @theTunnelBear so I can browse privately from my ISP tunnelbear.com/apps
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She's hot, she's sweaty, she's being chased by wolves She's feeding me lasagne even though I'm very full
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Are you using the right kitchen knife?
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There’s no room for my dog to go under the bed to hide from fireworks because I’m already under here hiding from my children.
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I'm calling the cops on anyone blowing off fireworks after 8pm fucking try me Eric
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[holding an armful of lit fireworks] I'm the show now
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[date] ME: so that's the app I made to translate what women say into words men can understand HER: ME: HER: ME: u ok? HER: I'm fine APP: RUN
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I miss places I haven't even been
you're doing it wrong, America - "these colors don't run" is supposed to be a pride thing, not a workout plan
*summons genie* GENIE: What is your- ME: how the fuck do you fold a fitted sheet GENIE: what ME: please
Drumpf says when Clinton was a senator, she could have passed provisions to make him pay more in taxes. She did. 53eig.ht/2ddHYYV
"Mixed doubles" doesn't sound like a type of tennis it just sounds hella racist
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If you blow a conch shell it won't call you back the next day.
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CAN YOU FART DO IT NOW
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tor @lameinternetguy
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Mayor P and 11 others... @punmagnate
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Adrenalin @adrenalindenver
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the pan-midwesterner @panmidwest
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tater tot bros @thetits
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Scott Simpson @scottsimpson
18K Followers 450 Following also here maybe: @[email protected] — or actually @scottsimpson on threads is where I am going? Who cares.
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