The Washington Roast | DC’s Comedy @constituentsdc
DC’s politically incorrect live comedy. “Its SNL on steroids” - DCist 🔥 THURSDAY Jun 1st at DC Improv benefiting HFC 🚀 dcimprov-com.seatengine.com/shows/206131 Washington, DC Joined September 2008-
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Thank you, @WashWizards, for an amazing 2023-2024 @NBA season! Your hometown fans at Bad Medicine made you a tribute video to express how much you mean to us. 🏀 #WashingtonWizards #WashingtonDC #JordanPoole
Want to see one of the best #comedy shows in @washingtondc tonight? Check out @constituentsdc @dcimprov: dcimprov-com.seatengine.com/shows/252752 More on @wamu885: wamu.org/story/24/03/28… #roast #comedy @SommFunnyGuy #standup
The latest Washington Roast from @constituentsdc is TONIGHT. Doors 6:15, showtime 7:30.
Happy Monday! This week in our main showroom, we start with a roast battle on Wednesday from @constituentsdc. Then it's headliner Ian Bagg, Thursday-Saturday. (We're sold out for Anna Akana on Sunday.)
In both versions of Jolene a man is not held responsible for his actions and that appalls me
I have a soft spot in my heart for sketch and improv comedy having studied and performed it in my former career as an actor/singer. I loved talking about this underappreciated artform with @ecwilliams30 for WAMU's "Get Out There" segment. @constituentsdc. wamu.org/story/24/03/28…
We were just on @NPR in DC!! Hear the full segment: wamu.org/story/24/03/28…
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Loved seeing @constituentsdc @dcimprov tonight @SommFunnyGuy @MsMomoManko @RVineshank so good! #roastbattle #comedy #WashingtonDC
We’re ready to be politically incorrect but actually funny
The best party and live political comedy show on the planet returns this Sunday at @dcimprov Let your voice be heard while 8 presidential candidates roast battle for their lives. Proceeds benefiting Alzheimer’s non-profit @WeAreHFC founded by @IamLaurenMiller and @Sethrogen
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Want to see one of the best #comedy shows in @washingtondc tonight? Check out @constituentsdc @dcimprov: dcimprov-com.seatengine.com/shows/252752 More on @wamu885: wamu.org/story/24/03/28… #roast #comedy @SommFunnyGuy #standup
The latest Washington Roast from @constituentsdc is TONIGHT. Doors 6:15, showtime 7:30.
Happy Monday! This week in our main showroom, we start with a roast battle on Wednesday from @constituentsdc. Then it's headliner Ian Bagg, Thursday-Saturday. (We're sold out for Anna Akana on Sunday.)
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In both versions of Jolene a man is not held responsible for his actions and that appalls me
I have a soft spot in my heart for sketch and improv comedy having studied and performed it in my former career as an actor/singer. I loved talking about this underappreciated artform with @ecwilliams30 for WAMU's "Get Out There" segment. @constituentsdc. wamu.org/story/24/03/28…
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