Count Vanderhoff @countvanderhoff
Supposedly makes music occasionally. soundcloud.com/countvanderhoff Exeter, England Joined January 2016-
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Spoken like someone who’s never had to slog a pile of flyers and bucket of wallpaper paste around town three times a day for eight weeks.
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If you shoot the bell you lose honor. #bictonpark #rdr2
When to rename a show for the UK market: exhibit A
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Watching a guy playing a saw through loads of effects pedals and fair play, it sounds absolutely awful.
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Tempted to respond to this scam email just to see if there’s really someone called Algernon Antles.
Fondly remembering the time Wilko refused to sell me a pair of craft scissors without ID when I was 29
Say want you want about Twitter, this is THE place for cutting edge discourse and debate on the things that really matter.
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These guys invented UK hip hop even after one of them was tragically blinded. All time greats.
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The Official List Of Woke Things. As told by Colin from Portsmouth.
Breaking News: Immortan Joe says he approves of Rishi Sunak’s review of low traffic neighbourhoods. “We will vanquish LTNs and ride eternal on the highways of Valhalla!” he said yesterday. Conservative Party HQ were unavailable to comment.
This is such an incredibly shitty take. All you need to make music is some imagination. Kids with battered laptops make better music than millionaires any day of the week.
This is such an incredibly shitty take. All you need to make music is some imagination. Kids with battered laptops make better music than millionaires any day of the week.
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Morning. I love this otherwise dull photo of Kim Jong-un and Sergei Shoigu because it looks like they're being followed by a man who has got drunk after his uncle's funeral and thinks they know the way to the toilets in Wetherspoons.
Going to start a food movement where you just avoid anything that has shit like this on it
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