Chris @csimpsonsays
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Would it kill you to say something simply positive today? Would that be so hard? The need to provide qualifications in a holiday message is such a “I’m 14 and I understand nuance!!1!” move.
Would it kill you to say something simply positive today? Would that be so hard? The need to provide qualifications in a holiday message is such a “I’m 14 and I understand nuance!!1!” move.
Communists are programmable because they’re herd animals. They will hate who they’re told and love who they’re told. They’ll hate a person one day and love them the next if that’s what they’re told. It’s why your Liberal Aunt Peggy dropped the 💉 from her bio and added a 🇺🇦.
Kamala repeats the “bloodbath” hoax and claims Trump said there will be a bloodbath if he’s not elected. The full clip shows Trump was referring to the auto industry. Kamala obviously knows this and is hoping you don’t see the full clip.
I was thinking to myself, “Wow, Kamala’s really doing well in this debate!” Then I realized I was comparing it to the last debate in which Trump was basically arguing with a vegetable. The bar is LOW.😂 #Debate2024
Moderator Linsey is lying when she says no state allows you to kiII a baby after birth. Tim Walz’s state allows babies born alive after botched abortions to be left to die.
Kamala Harris just said Trump is lying about her support of a mandatory gun buyback because she “is a gun owner” The reality is, Kamala will get to keep the guns protecting her while she forces you to turn yours in. But don’t listen to me, listen to Kamala herself:
Kamala Harris: "We have no intention of confiscating anyone's guns. You (Trump) need to stop making that claim." Kamala Harris: "Within the first 100 days of my presidency, if Congress fails to act, I will ban assault weapons via executive order."
Finally a good answer from Trump. Also, Democrats hated McCain until he died. Now he's the "late great". Pick one.
Did she really just say "let's talk about our plans"? Lady, read the room.
MUIR: President Trump, you are the fonthead of all evil. Your response? TRUMP: [Answer] MUIR: VP Harris, he is the fonthead of all evil. Your response?
"Kamela, I just wanted to point out this potential line of attack on DJT, would you like to comment on it?" #TrumpHarrisDebate What a joke.
Is this the worst moderated presidential debate we have ever seen?
"Quiet please." 🤣🤣🤣 Trump isn't in a great place on this one, particularly due to the extreme bias of the moderators. But he definitely wins on the sound bytes.
Muir: Kamala, tell us, just how bad and mean and orange is Donald Trump?
Moderator: "Kamala, why have all of your policies changed?" Kamala: "I grew up a middle class kid and my friend was sexually assaulted in high school" Oh okay well that explains it thanks Kamala
ABC's moderators are a disgrace to their profession.
ABC is doing a pretty aggressive job following up when Trump avoids a direct answer. We have not seen that when Harris has done the same (repeatedly).

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