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No longer a dog less nobody. A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. Puns are comedy of the highest order. Midwest is best Joined December 2017-
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"Authorities are still searching for answers as to what could have motivated JIHAD AL SHAMIE to commit the attack"
"Authorities are still searching for answers as to what could have motivated JIHAD AL SHAMIE to commit the attack" https://t.co/J8mGk2UpH2
Am I taking Crazy Pills
The Chicago Teachers Union honors Joanne Chesimard (Assata Shakur) without mentioning she was convicted of the murder of New Jersey State Police Trooper Werner Foerster in 1973. He was 34 years old and left behind a wife and 3-year-old son. Rest in Peace Trooper Foerster.
The Chicago Teachers Union honors Joanne Chesimard (Assata Shakur) without mentioning she was convicted of the murder of New Jersey State Police Trooper Werner Foerster in 1973. He was 34 years old and left behind a wife and 3-year-old son. Rest in Peace Trooper Foerster. https://t.co/Qm2XUub7an
Oh wow a normal dude who likes having fun, such a radical departure from "degenerate pervert blackmailed at a Chinese bordello in DC who is guilty of many financial process crimes"
Oh wow a normal dude who likes having fun, such a radical departure from "degenerate pervert blackmailed at a Chinese bordello in DC who is guilty of many financial process crimes"
I bet she blocks a lot of people without even trying.
I bet she blocks a lot of people without even trying.
It's crazy (and sad) how relevant this is
Just thinking about the time I had an Obamacare Gold Plan (because the government mandated I buy a plan and this was supposedly the best plan available) but buried in the fine print was something about how they wouldn't cover any healthcare providers more than 20 miles from my…
Just thinking about the time I had an Obamacare Gold Plan (because the government mandated I buy a plan and this was supposedly the best plan available) but buried in the fine print was something about how they wouldn't cover any healthcare providers more than 20 miles from my…
Yes, actually. If having a history of ADHD meds/anti depressants or even flat feet are MEPS disqualifiers, this should be too. I dont imagine any of these people are deployable to a contingency environment.
Yes, actually. If having a history of ADHD meds/anti depressants or even flat feet are MEPS disqualifiers, this should be too. I dont imagine any of these people are deployable to a contingency environment.
“We weren’t shooting people when we were getting our way.”
“We weren’t shooting people when we were getting our way.” https://t.co/DCi3wxUCG6
“… And honestly that’s why Val Kilmer was a much, much better Doc Holliday than Dennis Quaid. And don’t even get me started on Kurt Russell and Kevin Costner. There was only one real Wyatt Earp at the box office that year!”
This post implies she had a mind to begin with.
This post implies she had a mind to begin with.
This must go insanely hard if you are 12.
This must go insanely hard if you are 12.
The funniest part about this is the libs who were upset about Jimmy Kimmel being cancelled don’t even watch the show and this is going to be the late night equivalent of when the internet trolled Sony into re-releasing Morbius.
The funniest part about this is the libs who were upset about Jimmy Kimmel being cancelled don’t even watch the show and this is going to be the late night equivalent of when the internet trolled Sony into re-releasing Morbius.
Struggling with how squishy the ECLA is in Lutheranism, and wondering if we need to find a new church - or - even a new denomination. 🤔

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Cheese For Everyone! @CheeseForEvery1
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G @stevensongs
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