Mann @dave_coll1ns
With two Ns, for Nmphasis. Joined August 2015-
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Check out this drawing of "dinosaurs kissing" games.jackbox.tv/artifact/Drawf… #Drawful2
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A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The female cashier says: "You must be single." The man answers: “Wow, how did you know that?” Cashier: “Because you’re ugly.”
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My stepmom told me I’d be a janitor [nothing wrong with that] and live in the basement of a school and play guitar for the rats. I wrote a song about her. It’s called Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong. It’s been played on the radio three million times.
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Did you know there’s no canaries on the Canary Islands? Same with the Virgin Islands. There are no canaries there either.
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These are the Top Ten #BridgetandEamon episodes according to the votes on #IMDb - Agree / Disagree?
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Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
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I went to a psychic. I knocked on her front door. She yelled: “Who is it?” So I left.
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Who eats 1/6th of a frozen pizza? Get the fuck outta here, nutritional facts!
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I'll just have a few beers what could possibly go wrong
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“Grew his hand back right before dying” #GameOfThrones
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Jon Snow getting that Nights Watch assignment again #GOTFinale
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#GameofThrones Staring at the TV after that ending like:
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Lol what a trash ass ending #GameOfThronesFinale
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Me watching #GameOfThronesFinale
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