Derek Waters @derekwaterss
Creator of Drunk history. Actor/Writer/Director/Baltimorean A proud member of The Garbage Pail Kids. Let’s Go O’s! Los Angeles Joined June 2011-
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My stepdad loved reptiles. But for real…I’m a humongous Figment fan. I want to help keep him, his legacy and the power of imagination alive. Let’s make the Figment movie!
My stepdad loved reptiles. But for real…I’m a humongous Figment fan. I want to help keep him, his legacy and the power of imagination alive. Let’s make the Figment movie!
I survived Podcast the Ride!
I survived Podcast the Ride!
I can’t believe how far behind I am on Fire Country
I couldn’t agree more. Free @kevinnbrown ! Kevin and @realbenmcdonald are on this Amazing Orioles (Why Not) team🧡🖤 @Orioles
I couldn’t agree more. Free @kevinnbrown ! Kevin and @realbenmcdonald are on this Amazing Orioles (Why Not) team🧡🖤 @Orioles
I still can’t believe the only thing my grandmother left me was her ring light
I have and will always love @BenFolds This was so much fun to make! youtu.be/t6JA-4YgoCw
The brilliant @derekwaterss made a video for my song that comes out tomorrow. instagram.com/reel/Cq6h1ozJA…
Merry Christmas from me and my now 10 dads! #tradition 🎄🎄
Love this guy. An absolute original and freakishly honest and kind. Hear the thoughts on creativity from the man behind Drunk History @derekwaterss instagram.com/tv/CUtBB_uJtDs…
As a bird I’m extremely offended by Nelly Furtado . I Do know where my home is and I Do know where my soul is. And I don’t ALWAYS fly away. BaGawk! 🐔
Exclusive: @NathanHamill and @EricFilipkowski's '2 Dumb Dinos' comic gets the music video theme song treatment, courtesy of @GatenM123 and @DavePetillo — watch here: collider.com/nathan-hamill-…
New Doughboys Thursday! Derek Waters (Drunk History, Mythic Quest) joins the 'boys to discuss donut salad and Maryland eats before a review of Charleys Philly Steaks. Plus, a Drank History edition of Slop Quiz. headgum.com/doughboys/char…
I will always love Joan Rivers. Thank you for having me @MelRivers 💜💜
I will always love Joan Rivers. Thank you for having me @MelRivers 💜💜
I love you Bob and so does the world. We’re all sending you love. 💜@mrbobodenkirk 💜
I rarely get depressed but it happened today when I realized I’ve hit the age where I find birds interesting.
Breaks my heart being away from my family for the holidays but there was no way Covid was going to take away our family tradition. Merry Christmas from me, my 8-10 dads and 1 amazing mother slash photographer! The future is near. Stay safe everyone and enjoy the blessing of life
I’d take 100 more Zoom meetings over 1 more earthquake.
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I don’t know why but it’s funny to me to see this reply under my semi-bummed out tweet about my former AA group. Like to imagine this is Susan’s way of showing support.
@derekwaterss Can we talk about your slick little O’s jacket tho?
@derekwaterss I was glad to hear you are one of us. Great episode!
@PodcastTheRide @derekwaterss Meeting these two was a highlight of my life back then! 😁
Lil @derekwaterss makes some new friends
@Titan4Ever2488 @PodcastTheRide @GriffLightning Oh dang, I think I caught a pic of @derekwaterss’ Figment at that Burbank exhibit… was this him?
My son watches this video of the army band every morning. I am never prepared for the bassoon reed
Slept on it. I am a RAVENS fan now. BIG TIME. This is my dad and brother. Our height comes from Mom. #PurplePain
On a recent trip to LA, I had the chance to hang with my pals @reynoldsgareth and Jake Johnson. The pleasure was all theirs. Enjoy! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mac…
Oddly enough, Garry, you're still my writing partner. "Would Garry like this?" “How would Garry say that?" Happy birthday. I miss you. #garryshandling
@derekwaterss Just a heads up. In case the stars align and you find yourself in SF for Sketchfest on the 28th and the Ravens are in the Conference Championship🤞, the place to go is Standard Deviant Brewing for the Ravens in the Fog crew. Should be a great crowd.
Buy a jean jacket and watch your life change. #denim
OTD 1910: A young George Herman Ruth ends his popular street ventriloquism act and whittles his doll, Babe’s leg, into a baseball bat. @derekwaterss
I wake up today feeling grateful. Grateful for every night we had a chance to watch this Orioles team together. For every Felix strikeout, every Adley hug, every Gunnar...everything. Grateful I could reasonably say "that's the best win of the year" about 30 times.
This season was an unforgettable journey. We couldn’t have done this without you, Birdland.
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I would eat this out of the fridge at 9:45am on a Wednesday.
would you eat this after 4 or 5 beers be honest
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