Dee @expertsagree
malcontent hamster in a wheel, sometimes artsy, often punny also see: annoying, eater and maker of food, why just why deenariddle.net San Francisco, CA Joined July 2012-
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When the polio vaccine dropped in 1955 people lined up to get it, & we were 2 years away from artificial satellites. Now in 2021 we carry external world-brains in our pockets & there’s robots on Mars and idiots think the COVID vaccine is full of wizard poison.
@mariabamfoo 6-9wks? Wasn’t that the allotted time to receive a wooden bar of soap? Sadly, that’s also how long it takes me to reply to these opportunities, it seems 😔.
@maccabeem I had a partner that shamed me for doing that while pregnant. Got rid of him and now have a partner that would shame me for not getting two forks. Fermented veg ferever.
I noticed most of my art supplies need to be stored in a "cool, dry place," so I guess I need to start keeping them all in @StevenWright
@michaelianblack He won in the eyes of his mindless minions. Truth/proof/evidence doesn’t matter any more to them. Truth is what their Orange Führor says it is.
Behold the beauty of #handmade crafts, my submission: 2020 light-up dumpster fire ornament
@jenredstar Relatable. Micro-goals each day can help the “so much to do” get smaller. Working for sooo long remotely, parenting and life just feel like a hamster wheel that I want off of and I do think it’s because of Covid/lockdown. I’m sorry, this sucks.
@Litmus_taster @jaketapper Exactly. Natural selection can play out and overpopulation gets a win.
@jaketapper This is where natural selection steps in, no? I’ll take the vaccine and they can red hat in peace.
@michaelianblack We’re greatly broken - so next we’ll be cleaning up the biggest mess, the hugest, a really impressive ransacking really, people will say, “wow, that’s a huge catastrophe of a presidency,” the most illegal-est, it’s tremendous.
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During a talk today, I was asked how Republicans will process their memory of the Trump years. I answered by quoting Don Draper's cynical remark from Mad Men Season 1: "It never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened."
@danagould Wrapping up book deals and making sure their NDAs are flimsy enough to facilitate said book deal as their highlights set.
@JuddApatow I wanted to take advantage of Twitter to tell you about something we adopted, we call it, The Apatow Rule. My teen is struggling and this helped. In your standup special you pointed out that were all medium good-looking. Briefly, thank you.
@JuddApatow We binged Freaks and Geeks then shifted gears entirely to show my teenager Donnie Darko - when she swore @Sethrogen was that one bully and we went, “Nooo...wait... 😲”
@cenkuygur This is a solid analysis that should be understood by everyone. latimes.com/entertainment-…
Happy birthday, @JoeBiden! Today you may be 78, but in two months, you’ll be 46.
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Jim Acosta @Acosta
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