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bisexual dumbass, 25, she/her Spokane, WA Joined February 2022-
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Ripleys believe it or fuck you
when you're going for Beethoven's 5th but you accidentally end up with Sk8er Boi
When I tell you this has me in TEARS!!!!
going to TJ Maxx. does anyone need any new clothes and/or gourmet pasta shells?
wild life
i just want a fryer. Kate wtf
these lyrics seem like they are addressed to a stray dog
these lyrics seem like they are addressed to a stray dog
She’s literally hammered
She’s literally hammered
whenever you try to buy something online now the options are like -Credit card -Paypal -Apple Pay -Google Pay -𝙎𝙣𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 | 𝙋𝙖𝙮 𝙞𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙨 -𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐩 | 𝐏𝐚𝐲 𝐋𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫! -ɢᴜʀᴄᴋʟᴇ | ᴍɪᴄʀᴏ-ʟᴏᴀɴꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ ᴘᴜʀᴄʜᴀꜱᴇꜱ
my abuela would say "put on la UPS" meaning she wanted to watch The King of Queens
“Ben Dreyfuss hunted a law student” is genuinely so much funnier
“Ben Dreyfuss hunted a law student” is genuinely so much funnier
Gay guys on here will post something like “just had breakfast” with a picture like this
One time i was picking up in high school and i met bro at the train tracks and he straight up just handed me a hand full of weed no bag or nothing I just had to rawdog it in my cargo shorts
One time i was picking up in high school and i met bro at the train tracks and he straight up just handed me a hand full of weed no bag or nothing I just had to rawdog it in my cargo shorts
This (real author pic of Shel Silverstein for reference included)
This (real author pic of Shel Silverstein for reference included) https://t.co/C6D5SGxdLM
Look at the replies and be taken back to a dark time.
Look at the replies and be taken back to a dark time.
Just need tonight to be over
Joseph Kony? That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time…
Joseph Kony? That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time… https://t.co/oomUtbflmL
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@feralzillenial @Prolemasses Seems like she was a state senator. I would say the mayor of like the 2nd biggest city in our state would be a bigger role than a state senator
@IzzzyzzzArt being escorted out of a trampoline park for being too silly
nothing like spraining your ankle at a trampoline park full of children and having to be carried out in front of the very unimpressed employees to humble you
I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It's like seeing my favourite band live.
@EmoArtNerd imo no. it’s one thing to have couples bicker but having one/both of them outright talk about how much they hate their marriage & how they feel trapped? its not funny & for Cosmo it feels like character assassination. him being sweet & loving wanda are keys part of his character
@chipt00ns Remember when Cosmo broke down in TEARS at the mere prospect of being away from Wanda? I sure do. 😔
@J24929084 or the scene where he opens his contact book and it’s just Wanda’s name over and over and then he cries bc he misses her. this man doesn’t hate his wife lol
early seasons coswan….I’ll never forgive what they did to you
mario kart items when you're in first place
when you're going for Beethoven's 5th but you accidentally end up with Sk8er Boi
My experience is that if you say, “America” or “the US,” the next question is ALWAYS “what state,” and what they really want to know is if you are from Texas.
My parents once told me that, on a holiday in Europe, the tour guide asked the group where they were from. The non-Americans mentioned their country. The people from the USA mentioned their state, taking the USA as a given. I've never forgotten that.
Riding high off of being informed by a friend that the stuffed animal I got her baby has become the baby’s favorite I feel powerful and chosen
I don’t want to be the Womenswear Gal. I want to talk about how by the late 19th century, 5 million birds representing 50 species had been killed to put on ladies’ hats and muffs and that’s why doing anything with a native bird species in the US is illegal.
So I came out the house at 5 am this morning to check if the car was frozen and I saw this bloke leaning on a wall with a walking stick I thought he must be out of breath just came out the door now at 6 40 and he's still there I shouted mate you alright then go no reply I walked…
Our nation's schools are absolutely crawling with animals
Me: What did you do at school today, Linus? Linus: i don't know Linus's day at school:
Got sucked down a personal finance YouTube video hole and now believe car dealerships should be illegal
When I tell you this has me in TEARS!!!!
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