Kaywah (she/they) @firemasque

Please do not apply margarine to your coworkers East Ayrshire, UK Joined April 2011

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Kaywah (she/they) @firemasque

4 years ago

Thanks Frank Carter & The Rattlesnakes for spending 707 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Kitty Sucker. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/3r32a6m…

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Kaywah (she/they) @firemasque

4 years ago

@Honkey_Cat @fesshole I've been proposed to twice in my life with Haribo jelly rings. One of them actually meant it.

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4 years ago

@elonmusk You're disgusting.

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Kaywah (she/they) @firemasque

4 years ago

@fesshole I suggest growing the hell up.

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Kaywah (she/they) @firemasque

4 years ago

@krishgm Enjoy your week off love, you deserve it.

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ladywalker 🍃💚🍃 @ladywal99943295

4 years ago

@FranK19771264 @timoncheese @Mark_doodle Here you are...

Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys

4 years ago

Watch the full film

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Kaywah (she/they) @firemasque

4 years ago

@BBC6Music Patrick Wolf's 'Time of my Life' and Scroobius Pip's 'Broken Promise' have helped me through several breakups now.

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Kaywah (she/they) @firemasque

4 years ago

@SPascoalLima @dave43law @MartinSLewis Well said!

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Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2

4 years ago

Wow. This is absolutely superb from @Ed_Miliband

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@JonathanPieNews Personally someone who knows what it is to be ill as Health Sec could be a good idea...if said human had a scrap of empathy and decent policies. Doesn't apply to Coffey due to lack of above.

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Kaywah (she/they) @firemasque

4 years ago

@jrc1921 Didn't they dump a load of shit into it?

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Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana

4 years ago

When Liz Truss rejects a windfall tax on the £170,000,000,000 profits oil and gas giants are expected to make, it's worth remembering: She's a former Shell employee whose party has taken more than £1,500,000 in donations from the oil and gas industry since the last election.

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Steve Peers @StevePeers

4 years ago

This appears to be a minority view on Twitter, but I think we should judge the new Health Secretary on her policies, not on her weight or otherwise on her appearance.

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Kaywah (she/they) @firemasque

4 years ago

@GaryBradshaw3 @JolyonMaugham Nah mate, what she means by that is that she's self-conscious about being short.

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CWU @CWUnews

4 years ago

Liz Truss elected to lead the country by 81,326 votes. Postal workers voting for strike action 85,100. Remember that when they come at unions about democracy in the coming days.

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Kaywah (she/they) @firemasque

4 years ago

@BootstrapCook @SycamoreFlint Jack, I made your big baked banana pancake earlier, don't think I got it right, but still tasty. Clearly need to make this variety instead next time. Oh no what a shame etc...(and thank you)

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Scott Jennings @Lum_

4 years ago

um, yes, that's really a problem

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Kaywah (she/they) @firemasque

4 years ago

@ofgem Unacceptable and obscene.

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Kaywah (she/they) @firemasque

4 years ago

@fesshole Sometimes when I struggle with one, I wish there was gas & air next to the loo amd a concerned partner mopping my brow in a concerned manner.