headvoid @headvoid
They ran out of hippy wigs in Woolworths. Joined June 2013-
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.@mrjamesob has just shown himself to be a most excellent journalist and interviewer. Impressive.
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This is beat perfect. Wall's Onesie promo: youtube.com/watch?v=dar-d9…
TV IDEA: game show called "give us a break" where David Walliams doesn't appear.
I just called Jeremy Clarkson a Twat. Let me assure you I did everything in my power to not let the word pass my lips. Clearly I failed.
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FIND out how you'd cope in prison by staying in an easyHotel. (via @IAmPhilChapman)
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It's the wet patch on the Lycra pants that really does it for me
Really bored of hearing about hell raiser Courtney Love in edgy publications like the Daily Mail owned Metro.
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Endorphins, adrenalin and cocaine. Three drugs that turn you into a twat.
teen son coming into work soon. Now dreaming he will point out all my faults in front of my team, and I forgot my trousers. Life is a circle
Alan actually smells of broken dreams and regret. The car smell hides it. #poshpawn
Ken Russell's widow is my new way of avoiding ejaculation #poshpawn
"Drive it like ya stole it" to me means within all speed limits and as little as possible. I mean, think of the insurance!
I going to call Lewis on the phone and cry for a bit. I'm quite emotional. #underoffer
I'm about £10 million adrift from Gary if I am honest #underoffer
I want like Dave, but actually I want to boil him until he is the colour of his shirt. #underoffer
Louis has nailed something and is now pumped up. What a combo #underoffer
A nice addition of a flowery cape for my visit today.
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