Mr Dysphemistic @manyshovels
Thersitical, contumacious - obviously a bit pretentious after that opening. Mancunian, more of a no-score draw than a winner or loser. Northern Joined November 2016-
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Really positive news about a subject close to my heart (and my battered face) theguardian.com/sport/2024/may…
My friend's kid just saw a crocodile for the first time and called it a "dinosaur puppy". Who do I speak to to make this official?
My Dad is now annoyed that I am the dog's favourite even though he does most of the dog walks and I only visit at weekends. Mum doesn't care, but I'm definitely her fourth favourite child. (Only one of my "siblings" is human, and he's third favourite.)
I would never have got purple other than by elimination of the others. Connections Puzzle #324 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
Good word today. Wordle 1,046 5/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I was finally going to tell my Mum about my heart failure diagnosis at the weekend, until over dinner she told me that she'd been to a funeral on Friday of one of her best friends of over 60 years... who died of heart failure!
Purple is another "only in America" and the blue is far too specific. Connections Puzzle #323 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
Not sure where that came from. Wordle 1,045 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I might just change my profile pic on here to an actual picture of me, I'll probably lose most of my followers but if it scares the porn bots it might be worth it!
Very easy again Connections Puzzle #319 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
Shit word today. Wordle 1,041 5/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
"...all the sex cults I join turn into suicide cults." Moe Szyslak accidentally narrating my life story.
I got a message earlier from a woman who said that I'm smart, funny and handsome, and that I should be proud of myself. Just goes to show that now she's in her sixties, my cousin's transformation into a grannyesque character is complete.
Favourite carless "chase scene" ? From this, but I don't want to give details away as they're a spoiler and although it's 20+ years old it's worth watching if you've not seen it before. imdb.com/title/tt011909…
Favourite carless "chase scene" ? From this, but I don't want to give details away as they're a spoiler and although it's 20+ years old it's worth watching if you've not seen it before. imdb.com/title/tt011909…
In today's episode of "Things That Make Me Weep For Humanity" I learnt that some people go to A&E for the bruises they got from giving blood samples. It's time to let the cockroaches have their turn!
Ah, 7pm, I should probably get out of bed now eh?
Very easy today. Connections Puzzle #314 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩
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1K Followers 2K Following "The essence of the independent mind lies not in what it thinks, but in how it thinks.” ― Christopher Hitchens@GiftCee You do know he is a compulsive liar, right? A deceitful, corrupt, scruffy embarrassment who repeatedly cheated on his cancer stricken wife. Single handedly dragged politics into the gutter and instigated the formation of the UK’s first political crime syndicate! Ffs man🤦♂️
@GiftCee Did you really think you were experiencing a connection with ‘politics’ from Johnson? 🤣Seriously? 😂
@GiftCee Good. Keep not engaging with politics. It’s not for you. If you want to be entertained there will be a show on the he north pier in Blackpool for you. Personally I want competent people with integrity in charge of the country and not a 🤡
@GiftCee Laurel and Hardy made me laugh but I probably wouldn't want them to run the country. Whereas you would approve of a clown running the UK.
@GiftCee i wouldnt have him manage the weekly shop , let alone the country.
@TRobinsonNewEra This footage is 8 years old and they were given permission. So I guess it’s just the usual suspect (a proven criminal) once again lying and making shit up because they have no other valid argument. This is why you’re not a journalist and why any rational person laughs at you 👍
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@Melissa5857 @BorisJohnson Melissa, sorry to burst your luv bubble but the country now knows all about this man....
@Melissa5857 @BorisJohnson The man who put a dodgy Russian in the HoL. The arrogant pig who partied while he told the rest of us not to. The entitled grifter who ensured poverty & destitution for masses. The liar who never held onto a job because of his behaviour. What do people see in him?
@Melissa5857 @BorisJohnson Oh we would. Johnson’s lies well and truly caught up with him. Tip of that odious iceberg. He finished himself.
@Melissa5857 @BorisJohnson If only he wasn't such a selfish liar eh?
@Melissa5857 @BorisJohnson A liar. A coward. A stain on the history of our country. And he'll always be remembered as that
@fesshole Arrested on suspicion of 1st class