The Original Mr. Bean @mattatudor
won't fill up your timeline with my dumb shit (don't tweet enough) sorry about the dumb shit i retweet Alexandria, VA Joined January 2015-
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NFL Refs deciding winners and losers has gotta fucking stop, get me a fucking robot on the sideline
It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them. While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change. And they’re right.
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Just pulled a muscle cringing. Somehow the replies are worse
Just pulled a muscle cringing. Somehow the replies are worse
The Rizzler can roll into a ball and be launched at cracked walls to smash them open and reveal hidden items
Only has a career because of a black woman
Only has a career because of a black woman
>walk into kroger with diarrhea >try to make my face seem normal >grab $5 diarrhea medicine >sharp pain hits my gut >diarrhea medicine now costs $100
>walk into kroger with diarrhea >try to make my face seem normal >grab $5 diarrhea medicine >sharp pain hits my gut >diarrhea medicine now costs $100
feel like I'm losing my mind. a rogue, right-wing state is committing a genocide in one country, flattening another, expanding their lebensraum in all directions, and attempting to murder international peacekeepers...and our leaders keep telling us these are the good guys. insane
feel like I'm losing my mind. a rogue, right-wing state is committing a genocide in one country, flattening another, expanding their lebensraum in all directions, and attempting to murder international peacekeepers...and our leaders keep telling us these are the good guys. insane
@Feldfrog Me (loves pulling levers): Oh fuck yeah Also me (hates cutting down bodies, dealing with remains, and ending human life): Ah. Well. This part again lol. (looking at phone) (chuckling) Instagram ads go crazy
“When we changed the definition of antisemitism to include things that weren’t antisemitic, we found a giant increase in antisemitism.”
“When we changed the definition of antisemitism to include things that weren’t antisemitic, we found a giant increase in antisemitism.” https://t.co/MJ43rrksQj
every time i see this i crack up
Why is gronk constantly on my TV not playing football? He's not good at anything but football stop doing that
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Used to be, if you got yelled at at the grocery store, you'd have to rush home to look up the word "galoot" in the dictionary. Now you can just google it through tears outside in the parking lot
Hard to believe this is real. Like, a country can actually be this oblivious? Is there such a thing as a parody country?
Hard to believe this is real. Like, a country can actually be this oblivious? Is there such a thing as a parody country?
Jayden Daniels took Tress Way’s number and then never let him on the field
The weight in this is an analogy for market value
The weight in this is an analogy for market value
Holy shit imagine caring about ANYTHING as much as these dudes care about it being harder for them to jack off to video game characters anymore
Holy shit imagine caring about ANYTHING as much as these dudes care about it being harder for them to jack off to video game characters anymore
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