Rio, Market Catnician @musingtrader
Latest weekly $SPX recap 📌/Earlier ones in 'Highlights'. 🇺🇸 markets. Qualitative Finance. Random asymmetries/convexities/inanities. Dad/Dork/Troll/CMT. NYC/Not Investment Advice Joined November 2008-
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Does anyone have an explanation for why water is scalding in London's public toilets? Not only is it undrinkably hot, but it's even too hot to wash hands.
@agnostoxxx She knows all about reducing headcount.
We went from AI not being smart enough to be our digital pets to AI being too smart to be our digital pets.
Word!
That is truly sad. The Natural. The Great Gatsby. Butch Cassidy... The Sting. All the President's Men A River Runs Through It. Jeremiah Johnson.
That is truly sad. The Natural. The Great Gatsby. Butch Cassidy... The Sting. All the President's Men A River Runs Through It. Jeremiah Johnson. https://t.co/Gui5Ia3UdJ
And we're living in Elysium.
And we're living in Elysium. https://t.co/kHVDGizNJp
Agreed. Make it monthly. The world is turning faster.
Agreed. Make it monthly. The world is turning faster.
Now that $SPX has conquered the formidable resistance @ 6500, we should expect a rapid rise to 7000-ish. Right? Wrong, or rather, probably wrong. If the obvious market moves were sure things, we'd all be millionaires by now. The fact is, the market almost always has surprises…
When the smartest Bulls become cautious, what does it mean? 1. Bubbles go further than the most optimistic analysts. By definition. 2. Listen to who has called the latest moves right.
When the smartest Bulls become cautious, what does it mean? 1. Bubbles go further than the most optimistic analysts. By definition. 2. Listen to who has called the latest moves right.
@EYECANTFAIL @jbulltard1 It’s a sickness, a virus that young traders catch from social media and even just by random chance. The pathogen makes you believe that a rising market is bearish.
@AshleyDCan If I don't like my own tweets, who will? Fr.
Calculators didn't stop us from learning our multiplication tables. Keyboards didn't stop us from learning how to write. Maybe outsourcing some intellectual tasks to AI will free us up to be more creative? #AI #Creativity #FutureOfWork
@elerianm They're hedging their UST's.
@GabrielPeterss4 It almost seems like the best lack all conviction while the worst are full of passionate intensity?
@OmerCheeema Goodwill is out, power plays are in. Gotta keep up. This ain't Kansas anymore.
@SelfMadeMastery Hi. I have so many things to say but nobody cares. We are not the same. Also: I'm not bitter. 🤣🙏🏻👊🍻
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