problemsinbed @problemsinbed
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Waking up next to you're Co worker. must have been a good night.?
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I accidentally had sex with a professional bull rider
When you wake up to your ex sleeping next to you #problemsinbed
A girls water breaks during sex. But the guy says "hold on I'm almost there!"
That drunk text at 2 in the morning. Yeah they are ready for it and so am i
When you gotta fake it. yeah you know what I mean.
When that leg crap gets in the way. #problemsinbed
When you're to tired to go at it but you want to really bad. Decisions. #problemsinbed
When you wake up next to someone you don't know. Must have been a good night
That time when your man gets whiskey Dick and can only get it up for five secs at a time.
That awkward moment when you think about something funny and can't help but laugh. #problemsinbed
When your guy wants to bend you over and take control. What is this the fifties!? #problemsinbed
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