Bikini Brewday @pyriteisgold
dont you just want to jump in and get at it? Joined April 2011-
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i’d rather have 5 pounds of shit in my gut than have to piss really bad
bloodborne OST is hoe scaring music. it would be funny to listen to it while youre driving uber
this gave me deja vu. like ive been there before. I think the internet might be healing in some ways, or going back to tradition
this gave me deja vu. like ive been there before. I think the internet might be healing in some ways, or going back to tradition
its one of those weeks where I get 10,000 wounds on my hands
update The End you freakin bozos god damn
update The End you freakin bozos god damn
our mechanic is small and nimble as all mechanics should be
gf says shes entering her cunt era. dont make me say it! hey now! absurdly long cane emerges from stage right and quickly drags me out in a puff of smoke
non-iphone enjoyers love keeping their goofy 5-tone message sound at full volume while they get 15 texts in a row
Raw squirrels for breakfast. Proper squirrel intake fixes 95.7% of your health Squirrel is very easy to grow, yet they only sell cows that are hard to raise? Tells you something, they dont want you to feel the vitality of squirell Eat squirrel = You become cute like a squirell
baby Cascade, daddy Centennial, and some random but lovely tulips. I have given life to the soil
you are on the fool’s end of my rocket sledgehammer
literally nothing is happening and you can continue on as you have been
Disgraced Meteorologi.. @STRONG_PlSS
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rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount
35K Followers 985 Following writer for @yesitsmyaccount/drums for Ames Harding & The Mirage
I Love To Smile! @coolestdudeyet
4K Followers 441 Following Graduated with a BA in Sarcasm from the college of Aw Hell Naw at the University of That's Just Wrong!
Gunga @KingDad42
7K Followers 990 Following Mm, can't beat a Jolt Cola. 2x caffeine, twice the fun. Am I right. Or am I right?
Andrew @tonegatherion
1K Followers 224 Following Tommy Katkins still sends his regards, frozen forever
Dipped Chip @plopadop
13K Followers 584 Following I am a professional paranormal investigator who specializes in making contact with celebrity spirits. @plopadop2 @plopadopDDR
Dan @dankgdl
38K Followers 2K Following Jnco Maven. Phd, Houthi Institute of Strategic Studies, Georgetown. Natsec Correspondent, Good 'Uns Magazine. Armenian and Pennsylvanian as all hell..
trapdog @computer_screen
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Dog Belly's Wine @Tetradugenikid
2K Followers 967 Following Pre timed investments for cavern owners and racetrack entrepreneurs The Young Racegoer🦌 Aka Mr. Winnings Slip 🦌 Leo
Joe Keller 9️⃣�.. @Joe_keller710
2K Followers 718 Following it's the terror of dying what kills the Life..
second fridge in the .. @eightfoldpathPM
1K Followers 405 Following the bearable aightness of being @thankyou_chef 💻🍳 @helliskickingmy 🎙🔥
phage @clubmoss_
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ratman @CoalPowers
1K Followers 748 Following been thru hell and back and im still here nobody can take that away from me Self Made
Dopey The Dumbfuck @pete_irons87206
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Adam, Anthropocene Me.. @AnthropoceneMe1
493 Followers 418 Following Pennsylvanian. FYI: I only talk about hobby farming, the Bible, and Gene Wolfe.
Mr Before Turning The.. @gay_horse420
716 Followers 1K Following Alex • brilliant man known for breaking the eligma code ☭ #LGM
Casey Xanthony @xandy_k3
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Rebecca Cooper @RebeccaCoo18545
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still renovating my b.. @horsefelon
744 Followers 598 Following clown, alchemist, retard, buster keaton fan.
Joe @Tutethea110739
7 Followers 576 Following The night is coming, I'll be waiting for you on the air. https://t.co/RvFWEbuLTc
Geli TrippingKiddo @dumb557
142 Followers 359 Following farm goblin in the dust bowl 500 IQ girlfriend
Tethe @Tethe521859
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Juanita Jay @JoannaLato81571
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raadicalaardvark @raadicalardvark
5 Followers 80 Following
My name is Snober Pat.. @SexistHousecat
3K Followers 2K Following very sexist overweight housecat 😼 @HeavyXBreathing 😼
College Wizard @AcerEssay47150
69 Followers 72 Following Professional academic writer for essays, Hw,exam/Quizzes,stat, chem, Bio,math,Fin, Econ,Lit, term paper. DM me asap.💯Quality work.Backup No; +1(631)604-3111
Carrier Technician @bitchmailman
169 Followers 49 Following Certain music makes me cry .. google says only 25% percent of the population feels this reaction to music :/ that makes me sad
Samurai Actor, Keita .. @SamuraiActor
6K Followers 7K Following Japanese Actor Keita Arai｜🇯🇵新井敬太@arayan_0215｜I'll be the most known Asian Actor 〈IMDb〉https://t.co/Nd4YsYVmVT｜🇬🇧@mrubioagency｜🇺🇸Sheer Talent
snow weasel @pale_snale
610 Followers 4K Following built like a truck. 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 📷. insta: @dj_fishwife 🍿 letterboxd: @slugwife
Active Shitter @faintpoopsmell
131 Followers 128 Following
ROTTEN BOY 2 @deputyfuck
247 Followers 224 Following imagine me smoking a cigarette in Jacksonville Florida
Stan Denshaw “parod.. @OptometristDan
15K Followers 4K Following (parody)Probably crushing beers. Not affiliated with Dan Crenshaw. Forklift certified.
Brendy @liquefied_mummy
922 Followers 418 Following priv: @helium_hood https://t.co/VWMCEXj1w5 https://t.co/LpaVeyGwbd https://t.co/pgLApxd2UM
dead meat @dethcru5h
1K Followers 521 Following slurp https://t.co/PEBapavVmY https://t.co/ZytoykagSE
Boy Pussy @boypussyrises
212 Followers 90 Following drunk driving expert, isis sympathizer, autism gatekeeper, pitbull truther, incest enthusiast, combat veteran
@flagrancies @flagrancies
22 Followers 123 Following Ⅲ \ 20 \ judicandus homo reus a deus ex machina cathedra
bawdy⚱️ @RatboysDugnutt
282 Followers 2K Following TRAPPED IN HUMAN SIZED ARTICULATING LOBSTER COSTUME
ravingcheetah @kurtmackenthun
120 Followers 1K Following It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but It's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person-Bill Murray
Nick @Edisonn1456
0 Followers 32 Following
Disgraced Meteorologi.. @STRONG_PlSS
10K Followers 194 Following
rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount
35K Followers 985 Following writer for @yesitsmyaccount/drums for Ames Harding & The Mirage
I Love To Smile! @coolestdudeyet
4K Followers 441 Following Graduated with a BA in Sarcasm from the college of Aw Hell Naw at the University of That's Just Wrong!
Gunga @KingDad42
7K Followers 990 Following Mm, can't beat a Jolt Cola. 2x caffeine, twice the fun. Am I right. Or am I right?
Andrew @tonegatherion
1K Followers 224 Following Tommy Katkins still sends his regards, frozen forever
Dipped Chip @plopadop
13K Followers 584 Following I am a professional paranormal investigator who specializes in making contact with celebrity spirits. @plopadop2 @plopadopDDR
The Heart of 2024 @tupacdurex
11K Followers 862 Following Nothing https://t.co/ok21IcCy9k https://t.co/4LCtVXtAMv https://t.co/787084e3NF
Dan @dankgdl
38K Followers 2K Following Jnco Maven. Phd, Houthi Institute of Strategic Studies, Georgetown. Natsec Correspondent, Good 'Uns Magazine. Armenian and Pennsylvanian as all hell..
trapdog @computer_screen
5K Followers 3K Following
Dog Belly's Wine @Tetradugenikid
2K Followers 967 Following Pre timed investments for cavern owners and racetrack entrepreneurs The Young Racegoer🦌 Aka Mr. Winnings Slip 🦌 Leo
Joe Keller 9️⃣�.. @Joe_keller710
2K Followers 718 Following it's the terror of dying what kills the Life..
second fridge in the .. @eightfoldpathPM
1K Followers 405 Following the bearable aightness of being @thankyou_chef 💻🍳 @helliskickingmy 🎙🔥
mermeladadepera 🧃�.. @meeermelada
12K Followers 1K Following 🇲🇽 | storyboard & comic artist | guitars and sketchy textures | eng/esp ✨ https://t.co/TR3csbAzl7
phl good boy @phlGoodBoy
545 Followers 323 Following I do not believe in ghosts | I just startle easily
Seb McKinnon @SebMcKinnon
49K Followers 463 Following Film director at Five Knights Productions. Illustrator: Magic the Gathering, DC, Ubisoft. Making music under the name CLANN. Captain of the KIN Fables project.
Ethan M. Aldridge @EthanMAldridge
62K Followers 683 Following 🏳️🌈 Bestselling Author, Illustrator, Cartoon Goblin. Latest book: DEEPHAVEN. Creator of the ESTRANGED series, THE LEGEND OF BRIGHTBLADE, and more. He/They
Dopey The Dumbfuck @pete_irons87206
8K Followers 1K Following
darry lavid @typicalsadz
5K Followers 430 Following Sadie Mae Stuart//certified painter gorl//instagram: typical.sadz ————————— prints and paintings available on my website 🤝
still renovating my b.. @horsefelon
744 Followers 598 Following clown, alchemist, retard, buster keaton fan.
dappermouth @dappermouth_art
107K Followers 36 Following hi, i’m jenna barton and i draw strange animals and places
randomsakuga @randomsakuga
356K Followers 35 Following Provided some good animation on your timeline. The medias were taken from @sakugabooru
raadicalaardvark @raadicalardvark
5 Followers 80 Following
Dan Peacock @PencilMoose
155K Followers 432 Following Painter. Business inquiries: [email protected] Tutorials/ prints etc: https://t.co/ihv3yLgjMp
My name is Snober Pat.. @SexistHousecat
3K Followers 2K Following very sexist overweight housecat 😼 @HeavyXBreathing 😼
Doug’s Cars 🚙�.. @dougs_cars
3K Followers 1K Following Opinions are mine. Auctions Editor at Hemmings. Current stable: ‘03 Lincoln Town Car and an ‘06 Land Rover LR3. Gone: Hoovie’s Garage M3, ‘15 i3, ‘15 M4.
Carrier Technician @bitchmailman
169 Followers 49 Following Certain music makes me cry .. google says only 25% percent of the population feels this reaction to music :/ that makes me sad
False Knees @FalseKnees
217K Followers 287 Following bird/human hybrid. comic and art prints available here: https://t.co/JjBHw76iut
Active Shitter @faintpoopsmell
131 Followers 128 Following
ROTTEN BOY 2 @deputyfuck
247 Followers 224 Following imagine me smoking a cigarette in Jacksonville Florida
orgamecha @orgamecha
412 Followers 265 Following
Stan Denshaw “parod.. @OptometristDan
15K Followers 4K Following (parody)Probably crushing beers. Not affiliated with Dan Crenshaw. Forklift certified.
Brendy @liquefied_mummy
922 Followers 418 Following priv: @helium_hood https://t.co/VWMCEXj1w5 https://t.co/LpaVeyGwbd https://t.co/pgLApxd2UM
Masterpieces of Japan @JapanTraCul
95K Followers 104 Following Account of https://t.co/dCQQJ2FWe3. Please rotate your mobile device horizontally when the works are landscape. #art #painting #printing
tony @BorgsofCanada
941 Followers 2K Following 💙 2 paint & draw ☆ ambient electro lover ☆ RPG's☆ sci-fi ☆ BLM ☆ Proud Union Member ☆ he/him ☆ my cacti garden is out of control ☆ Marxist ☆
Shia LaBeouf @thecampaignbook
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dead meat @dethcru5h
1K Followers 521 Following slurp https://t.co/PEBapavVmY https://t.co/ZytoykagSE
P. Puck @PeaPuck
39K Followers 666 Following Pam & Paolo Puck 🐸🐸 artist duo ✨🔮✨ Paolo makes costumes, illustrations & large felt sculptures 🐐 Pam writes stories and makes sculptures & films 👹⚱️📽️
ICHGO CHA~N @15OOOOOOOOOOOO
59K Followers 727 Following ●Contact⇒DM／[email protected] ●Instagram⇒ https://t.co/lG2iMEXe4n
💖slime🏳️�.. @SpookyAh
29K Followers 1K Following BLACK LIVES MATTER, FOREVER AND ALWAYS!!! 18+🔞 hello i’m robyn :) 22 i draw slime :P commissions: CLOSED ... for now :0 other stuff : @robynsexyy
乙 陽葵【おつ�.. @otsu_himari
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Dood (COMMISSIONS OPE.. @CSPstuff
40K Followers 430 Following He/They / Illustrator, Comic Artist, Writer, Co-Creator of GUTTER PLANET / Sometimes 🔞 / Political / I 💙 horror / Commissions OPEN AGAIN~! (DM me!)it looks bad in the city. ironically, it really only looks good against rugged off the beaten path backdrops, which from viral video we now know it cannot get to under its own power
Omg how is it uglier in person!?!?
@pyriteisgold Two different guys tried to fly under me and over me simultaneously to pass me and the wreck was horrifying. They also crashed down into driving cars below us
People think we're going to be able to have fucking flying cars? Look at how things are with non-flying cars
@Joe_keller710 The pints that Jeremy Clarkson drinks will have Madison Beer looking like Madison Shandy
Having a proper ale.
you wake up as Madison Beer, what’s the first thing you’re doing ?
You don't need to mod Bethesda games to enjoy them!
This is what I want to drive
Imagine being a full grown man and being excited by cooking. Not war. Not conquest. No. You get adrenaline from making an omelette. Fucking nerd. Chefs are worms. OMG WHAT IF THE MEATS OVER DONE OMG 😮 Who cares. Hardly getting knocked out is it.
Still as good as the day I heard it lmao
i can think of 1 instance where a rape joke is funny
This is what aspirational design should be
Raw squirrels for breakfast. Proper squirrel intake fixes 95.7% of your health Squirrel is very easy to grow, yet they only sell cows that are hard to raise? Tells you something, they dont want you to feel the vitality of squirell Eat squirrel = You become cute like a squirell
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