Ryan Chapline @ryanchapline
Attorney. Musician. Homebrewer. Bicycle enthusiast. Skier. Smartass. GOP Resister. 🏳️🌈 San Antonio, TX Joined April 2011-
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@RepMattGaetz @SecDef I bet you’d be more okay with the planes if they were F-17s.
Cat ownership is all about going from “Who’s my good boy?” to “How the fuck did you get on top of the fridge?” within like 20 minutes.
Not only is Rittenhouse still role playing soldier boy in his spare time, but now he has a really amusingly lame attempt at a porn stache.
Not only is Rittenhouse still role playing soldier boy in his spare time, but now he has a really amusingly lame attempt at a porn stache.
🎶 I need a hero! I need a guy who gets cheered in a KFC! He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast, To get sides for you and me. I need a hero! I'm holding out for the favorite in Chick-fil-A. He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon, Cuz I’m getting hangry today……
🎶 I need a hero! I need a guy who gets cheered in a KFC! He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast, To get sides for you and me. I need a hero! I'm holding out for the favorite in Chick-fil-A. He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon, Cuz I’m getting hangry today……
OH MY GOD
Puppy Killer Qu'est-ce que c'est? Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa
Puppy Killer Qu'est-ce que c'est? Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa
The shittiest version of Street Fighter ever.
The shittiest version of Street Fighter ever.
Shame. So, hey, I had some yummy shawarma for dinner!
Shame. So, hey, I had some yummy shawarma for dinner!
Well, I see CNN has brought back Jeffery Toobin to handle the Pecker story.
Oof. That’s what your buddy calls the person you’ve been put on a pity date with.
Oof. That’s what your buddy calls the person you’ve been put on a pity date with.
So tell me what you want What you really, really want I wanna (Hey!), I wanna (Hey!) I wanna (Hey!), I wanna (Hey!) I wanna really, really, really wanna zig-a-zig-uh-wake-up-without-back-pain.
So tell me what you want What you really, really want I wanna (Hey!), I wanna (Hey!) I wanna (Hey!), I wanna (Hey!) I wanna really, really, really wanna zig-a-zig-uh-wake-up-without-back-pain.
Tom “ain’t nothin” Fitton out here in a recent video looking like if you let a kindergartener dress a worn out Stretch Armstrong doll.
Tom “ain’t nothin” Fitton out here in a recent video looking like if you let a kindergartener dress a worn out Stretch Armstrong doll.
You’d either have to be an MST3K or old sci-fi movie fan to get this reference, but I love that the person doing the court sketches of Trump in the hush money case are making him look like the aliens from This Island Earth.
You’d either have to be an MST3K or old sci-fi movie fan to get this reference, but I love that the person doing the court sketches of Trump in the hush money case are making him look like the aliens from This Island Earth. https://t.co/UuMVmw7TLl
Please please please can we start calling Trump’s posts “toots” from now on? Make toots happen.
Please please please can we start calling Trump’s posts “toots” from now on? Make toots happen.
Trump is either going to have his lawyers deny that he’s farting or he’s going to have them say he has the best smelling farts of any client they’ve ever had. All the best farts.
The Germans need to come up with one of their signature long complex nouns for the disappointing feeling you’re left with after you’ve finished all of your daily puzzles.
The courtroom just turned into an assisted living facility.
The courtroom just turned into an assisted living facility.
Sublime and No Doubt are touring, there are OJ jokes on Weekend Update, everyone is loving Conan. Kids, this is what 1995 was like.
Nancy Reagan on the MGM lot
First Henry Kissinger and now OJ. It's like we're finishing up all the side quests before we take out the final boss in New York next week
Brown Eyed Susan @smc429
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Khashoggi’s Ghost �.. @UROCKlive1
263K Followers 99K Following Democracy is the way. Truth & justice matter. Give Ukraine the weapons to win! I thought we'd be better than this by now. #VoteBlue #NAFO Fellas Fan
Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi
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Brittany 🟧🟦 Nev.. @BrittanyinTexas
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Doc @DocAtCDI
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CristalWilliams🇺�.. @CristalWoobie56
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Emmie Seastrand @EmSeastra
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Drew Olin D. @FollowinDaBearz
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Rory Nelson @RoryNelson19
2K Followers 4K Following Just like the rest of you, another bit of egg in the cosmic omelet. EMT, Married / 2 wonderful kids / 3 dogs/ Animal Rescue, Veteran, Bibliophile, NO DM's
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Adam @1SpinyTurtle
1K Followers 2K Following #RESIST #VOTEBLUE #UCSB #AUTISMDAD Despise Trump Be yourself, do whatever you like if it doesn't hurt anyone
Camille @Camille195195
2K Followers 446 Following The man who has made up his mind to win will never say "impossible I will greet this day with love in my heart.
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Laurie Hatfield @summergirl1631
2K Followers 4K Following Love my life, my friends, my family. liberal and liberal minded. also love gardens, photography, cooking, walking, and most of all laughing.
DorieB 🇺🇸❤️.. @dorieb57
2K Followers 2K Following When people show you who they really are, believe them. NO DMs!!AMERICA FIRST 🇺🇸
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ConservoCroatian @MadMaxLaxTex
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Nathew, Actually @actualNathew
97 Followers 538 Following Former shitposting alt. Main account was hacked. Hanging out here for now.
Becky Hodges @becky_hodges
2K Followers 3K Following Retired database administrator and business teacher. Self proclaimed restaurant critic. No DMs please. Blue Wave 🌊
Liz Gil @LizCGil
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Karen💙🇺🇸🍹.. @FlightDolly
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Glenn Kirschner @glennkirschner2
749K Followers 51K Following @NBCNews @MSNBC Legal Analyst; Fmr 30-yr fed prosecutor. https://t.co/SywEUwHLwA https://t.co/0XiMAHOeMN
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Acyn @Acyn
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Scott Dworkin @funder
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Citizens for Ethics @CREWcrew
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Fred Wellman @FPWellman
323K Followers 6K Following Democracy advocate. Army combat veteran. Host of @OnDemocracyPod on @MeidasTouch and Substack. National Chairman Forgotten Democrats. Didn’t pay Elmo.
Jack E. Smith ⚖️ @7Veritas4
477K Followers 3K Following “Whatever you are, be a good one”. Here for people, politics and parody. https://t.co/eydUnIJGZ7
Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews
364K Followers 840 Following CBS News Congressional Correspondent -- Syracuse Univ Alum -- 90's R&B superfan
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927K Followers 667 Following Supreme Ct lawyer;law professor;extremist centrist. Former US Acting Solicitor General. New podcast Courtside @ https://t.co/T4EMw9m9B8 https://t.co/e8n2BKLOGK
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes
476K Followers 3K Following Dedicated research monitoring and exposing right-wing extremism and other threats to democracy.
Mr. Newberger @jeremynewberger
127K Followers 11K Following Political Satirist, Emmy nominated doc filmmaker, TV Director. Former Blue Check. jnewberger on Threads.
David Corn @DavidCornDC
945K Followers 2K Following DC bureau chief of Mother Jones, MSNBC analyst. Best-selling author of "American Psychosis." Sign up for my newsletter "Our Land" at https://t.co/73HtPJKNLk.
Brown Eyed Susan @smc429
183K Followers 111K Following Women's Rights Are Human Rights * She/Her * 4/20 #NoHumanIsIllegal #SlavaUkraini #BidenHarris2024 #CorruptSCOTUS #BLM #GunReform #LGBTQAlly #StopAsianHate
Brian Schatz @brianschatz
385K Followers 4K Following United States Senator from Hawaii. Dad. Climate Hawk. Chair of the Senate Committee on Indian Affairs. Chief Deputy Whip.
Khashoggi’s Ghost �.. @UROCKlive1
263K Followers 99K Following Democracy is the way. Truth & justice matter. Give Ukraine the weapons to win! I thought we'd be better than this by now. #VoteBlue #NAFO Fellas Fan
Rachel Maddow MSNBC @maddow
10.2M Followers 5K Following I see political people... (Retweets do not imply endorsement.)
Matthew Gertz @MattGertz
241K Followers 2K Following Senior Fellow at @mmfa. Views expressed here my own. Husband of @alyssarosenberg. Dad. Not the GOP congressman, didn't pay for the blue check.
Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi
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CristalWilliams🇺�.. @CristalWoobie56
2K Followers 4K Following NO DM’s Woke AF💙 Cat lover🐈, child of Alzheimer parent, avid gardener🪻, wanna be chef🍝
Drew Olin D. @FollowinDaBearz
1K Followers 1K Following As has been said by kings & queens, I am not a lesser observer.
Rory Nelson @RoryNelson19
2K Followers 4K Following Just like the rest of you, another bit of egg in the cosmic omelet. EMT, Married / 2 wonderful kids / 3 dogs/ Animal Rescue, Veteran, Bibliophile, NO DM's
Adam @1SpinyTurtle
1K Followers 2K Following #RESIST #VOTEBLUE #UCSB #AUTISMDAD Despise Trump Be yourself, do whatever you like if it doesn't hurt anyone
🍒Whiskey Fever🍒 @KerryBilicki
7K Followers 15 Following My own opinions. Not interested in funding of any sort. I love my city and love to show it off. Whiskey, live music, and extra🍒🍒. Tip your bartender.😚💨💨💋
DorieB 🇺🇸❤️.. @dorieb57
2K Followers 2K Following When people show you who they really are, believe them. NO DMs!!AMERICA FIRST 🇺🇸
stella @racismdestroys
8K Followers 8K Following Fight for the things that you care about. But do it in a way that will lead others to join you..RBg
Joel Montfort @jmontforttx
73K Followers 72K Following #TX politics. Political Scientist. BA #UT, MA #UTD, #Democrat. Husband to @angelicamaybe dad to Vera & Randolph. Sometimes Humor. #ODAT #texasdemocrat, #txlege
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Ashley @AshleyDCan
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157 Followers 1K Following Transplanted Midwesterner. PolySci/Lawyer Mom to 2 math/science kids. Married 30 years. Also has 2 fabulous dogs.
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95.4M Followers 0 Following All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out now 🤍
Clay Phillips @YuyuBastard
2K Followers 4K Following Former interviewer, current malcontent, trivia ringer, music/literature/comedy/history/movie/guitar nerd, FUCKTRUMP, #VOTEBLUE #Resist
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3K Followers 4K Following Hospice RN,Paralegal Can’t abide Liars, Conmen and Charlatans ,no DMs, no lists please. Read books, Education is Power
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176 Followers 243 Following Career healthcare worker, mother, sister, dog lover, lifelong liberal
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2K Followers 4K Following A daily dose of Knowledge and thoughts for boosting thinking and analyzing power....Kindly DM for credit or Video Removing. God bless all.
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Mostly True News @MostlyTrueNews_
3K Followers 4K Following Solving for what's missing culturally. Hint. It rhymes with awareness. And it starts with an ‘f’ ...fairness
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6K Followers 3K Following Author, "Prayers Proverbs Parables"/Chief Visionary Officer #HipHopEd Team/ Founder, Techniques4Learning/ Brooklyn's Off-Spring
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Have they tried crayons and a big piece of parchment paper?
BREAKING: New reporting from MSNBC exposes the Trump legal team trying to use multiple devices and methods to keep Trump awake in court. Evidently they all are failing. Retweet to expose Trump for the sleepy old man that he is.
Mom is gone two years tomorrow so I will be on hiatus from here for a bit. Love y’all. Except you. You know what you did.
ok but why is she standing in the corner like that
@marcorubio He called you the most ridiculous names and smeared you repeatedly and look at you now begging for his attention and approval. What kind of a person just flushes their honor and self worth so easily. What a pathetic failure you've become.
Duke says, “Iz MY new chair now, Hooman!” 😹 #catmomlife
They have Cicadian rhythm
@RepMattGaetz @SecDef I bet you’d be more okay with the planes if they were F-17s.
@Acyn Gag orders are constitutional, Jesse. Cry harder.
@Acyn Jesse Watters has big “grabbing a child and pretend that he’s their parent so he can secure a lifeboat on the Titanic” energy.
In our defense, those babies were attacking and killing livestock.
He glared at me on the way out of the courtroom for the mid-morning break. I grinned at him.
Just a little with an old fashioned @junipercocktail @parkmgm @VitalVegas @LasVegasLocally
Your terms are agreeable.
@ryanchapline @tmorello You're totally right that service is the foundation of an amazing experience. If you read the article, our pillars are not just product but also in store experience and service. We have a lot of work to do, but that's square in our cross hairs.
Kari Lake did all that vacuuming for nothing.
Legit question for rural Americans - How do I stop the 30-50 feral hotdog vendors that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
30-40 hotdog vendors stormed Coachella after a fence toppled over
“Noem may have forgotten that Americans love dogs more than they love politicians.” theatlantic.com/newsletters/ar…
It's remarkable how mad people are about this tweet 👇 No, we do not live in an authoritarian country and Biden is not a dictator.
lawful protesting isn't even possible in authoritarian societies like the one Trump wants to transform America into. Just saying.
Someone needs to teach the bots that we humans love our puppies.
@jayblackisfunny South Dakota's farming life isn't always easy, especially when it means having to put down a dog for the safety of the entire livestock.
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