The Golden Sir @screaminbutcalm
Hm. It appears I have logged on. Joined July 2018-
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Wish I was on a farm right now, feeding a goat a rusty old bean can, growing sunflowers and brewing up big beautiful batches of sunflower beer. Maybe in the next life, eh.
Cannabis Sativa is no longer a part of my life. I’m 33, I have a mortgage, I have a son. My rig [custom 4 chamber DankGeek, double perc and aerator from ThisHighLife] processes Indica dominant buds exclusively. Some of us have to wake up and send emails.
periodic reminder that the mcdonalds corporation doesnt owe you shit!
Mmm cotton candy grapes. How bout no Scott. Regular grapes.
[kirby chalkboard] Yall’s pizza Kitchens up on the damn main street aren’t as radical as you think, and the Sprites you buy with dady’s money regress the revolution and alienate the wrkers and serve only to relegate the reactionary but go on off English major Dony: Ok that’s true
the ONLY difference is—in this world Family Guy never existed. So, no one knows Stewie, no one knows Lois [you wave your hand to indicate Understanding] right you get it. No one knows John Michael. So I, my character, starts SHREDDING the NY comedy scene, because, obviously,
me seeing a display name like “jean le rond d’igimon”: fuck that is too funny. wish i knew who that was but seriously lmao
It's that time again...time for the thank goodness it is Friday pig
not obviously reading one word of this but Pee Is NOw Poop, that's just IMHO.
not obviously reading one word of this but Pee Is NOw Poop, that's just IMHO.
A GilL’ More Girls joke is like this Blintin: You went to the damn bakery didn’t you. Torey: No Blintin: ...... Torney: Yes. -and it is literally better show than every episode of the Sopranos and of the Wire
On Gilmore Girls the classroom scenes always have George Washington’s name circled on the chalkboard while the teacher says “This weekend, read to page 100 in your Shakespeare book. Test on Monday. Remember: To be or...?”
The Upset Gentleman
it’s good they did this. You think a fashion brand [sexual] is somehow more embarrassing than the proud display of The Silly Supernatural Adventures of Ms. Liddy Delma or whatever the fuck? Think it over and change.
it’s good they did this. You think a fashion brand [sexual] is somehow more embarrassing than the proud display of The Silly Supernatural Adventures of Ms. Liddy Delma or whatever the fuck? Think it over and change.
ATTN: Any previous affilition I had witht the What’s With These Homies Talkin’ ‘Bout Weezer podcast can be considered NULL. I’ll leave it at this: There’s a lot of things a Weezer fan can be. Revisionist isn’t one of them. Peace.
lunch guys vs. dinner guys... it wouldn't even be a fair fight
law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg
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protagonist of this s.. @siteprotagonist
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🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle
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Porky the Litter Eate.. @Boringstein
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Jason Grote @jasongrote
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Tiffany Trump foundat.. @Foundation1864
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the they/he of mâcon.. @itsrealleigh
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Don Gato @Don_Gato_23
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Nick Kendell 🏔 @NickKendellMHH
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Adam, Anthropocene Me.. @AnthropoceneMe1
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Don Hughes @getfiscal
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law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg
40K Followers 14K Following good boy living in woods --- tweets reflect my own barks, woofs, and bow wows. cashapp me $500
''Steve'' @extranapkins
25K Followers 765 Following Unapologetically Me👑 VP of Marketing - Bold & Opinionated! Music Maven 🎶 Sports Enthusiast 🏈 Lover of food 🍗 Cocktail Connoisseu https://t.co/Y8Y4cSlZ4u
protagonist of this s.. @siteprotagonist
2K Followers 1K Following They told me I had to remove 'Harvard grad' from my bio or I would be sent to jail for lying
Porky the Litter Eate.. @Boringstein
18K Followers 5K Following legally they cannot stop you from trying all the free samples in the mall food court. views exclusively represent the PepsiCo corporation & myself & no one else
gee whiz @waluigispeedwgn
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Tiffany @fifthtimecharm
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#WOMENSART @womensart1
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Chance Wells @chanseywells
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Mikal kHill (pronounc.. @mikalkhill
2K Followers 979 Following I do computer stuff. Musician. I post about wrestling a lot. I don't check DMs. Unblocking fee is $20. Links in bio. Avi by @kerrieprintco
jord xcx @dyke0logy
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People’s Programs @ppls_programs
17K Followers 12 Following Black/New Afrikan organization serving the people of Oakland. Donate in bio. @hellablackpod for political education. Free the Land. Free the People.
Jrose11 @TheJrose11
8K Followers 119 Following I make videos on a series that most consider easy, so I do my best to make it as difficult as possible. https://t.co/FWGJ6kP075 Icon by @ganberin
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olivia 🌿 @olivialeighneal
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a beautiful woman �.. @full_legal_name
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Put This On @putthison
44K Followers 357 Following A blog about dressing like a grownup. From founder @JesseThorn and writers @DieWorkwear & @PAnderson2. https://t.co/j5iQQPozkc and https://t.co/cBilVpW2Fd
derek guy @dieworkwear
850K Followers 963 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Emma Gleeman @emma_gleeman
91 Followers 609 Following Brown U graduate, Fulbright alumna living in Southern Chile. VP at @conserv_conosur.
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Roger (Perpetual Stu) @iamtherog
3K Followers 1K Following New Perpetual Stu song “Worse” streaming everywhere now. Click here to follow me on Spotify: https://t.co/32ZfiA7Mss
sexy.funny.cute.pix @feufillet
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august smith 🎀 @augustjsmith
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Abolish Amerika @abolishamerika
28 Followers 85 Following settler communist for full non-metaphorical decolonization; all land back and termination of settler governance
Sarah_Woolley @Sarah_Woolley
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John ''WxTTBxTT'' V. .. @johnvvariety
12K Followers 997 Following IG JOHNVVARIETY / LOVELY BEASTS/ JOHN V. VARIETY HOUR/IRASCIBLES (RED WIDOW R.I.P) / LOVELY BEASTS - SEA PSALM + VARIETY & WIDOW 12" OUT NOW on bandcamp/stream
Mr. Congratulations H.. @wash_cloth
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Carter Amelia Davis @sweetstench
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gruh @GrahamSig
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YES...HA HA HA...Y͟E.. @NotFaulty
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Eli Burnstein @eliburnstein
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I wanna party so hard.. @droobis
6K Followers 990 Following Passionate explorer of desires and carnal delights. My lips hold the essence of temptation and the promise of endless pleasure. ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴋᴇᴅ ᴀꜱꜱ
Phil Greaves @PhilGreaves01
12K Followers 287 Following just a proletarian theoretician, adrift in a sea of disunity...
H.E.D. Houseman @hedhouseman
3K Followers 831 Following LEAVES + SPARKLES + THREAD ✨ creative director, community builder, editor & writer 📬: [email protected] 📷: hedhousemanMe making my bed: haha fuck yeah! yes! Me lying in my bed: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. “Credit” to @screaminbutcalm . I said this joke first but he told me he was stealing it and making it better, and I don’t think he did that. He owes me $2000 (unrelated)
Ryan Roxie interviewed me for his In the Trenches podcast youtu.be/TSfS8u9EOW8 via @YouTube
Wish I was on a farm right now, feeding a goat a rusty old bean can, growing sunflowers and brewing up big beautiful batches of sunflower beer. Maybe in the next life, eh.
“AOC” stands for “Angelique On Cleek”. [laughs] They [unintelligible] we don’t know...
doing a tweet later where zizek analyzes the rockandrollphotos account....and you better believe all his famous tics are there!
(stopping you in the middle of your anecdote) wait wait do you mean Fort Atkinson, WISCONSIN, or Fort Atkinson, IOWA
man: hey, nice tattoos! me: oh, thank you! man: and nice feet too me: oh,
Niles: Oh come now Frasier, don't let your pride be your folly, think of your neighbours, what it would be like for them to live in the shadow of this Freudian monument to your own ego? Building the furthest inland Lighthouse? It's abdusrd! Frasier: I'M BUILDING THE LIGHTHOUSE!
Watched that michael Jordan documentary on Netflix. I bet I could defend him and block all his shots and stuff
i’ve been trying to figure out highways my whole life. i want to be one of those people who says things like “it’s off the i5 and the 134” or whatever. i want to sound like i’m listing tax forms when somebody asks me where mcdonald’s is
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