Not Lauren @solanaceae555
Prettier than the fucking stars, apparently ngl.link/solanaceae555 Joined April 2020-
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We’ve just discovered that I’m on my cousin’s close friends on Instagram but my sister isn’t This will be going to my head
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I’ve been informed that everyone can tell when I’m walking anywhere because of the signature sound of my boots and bangles and honestly this is all I could’ve ever asked for
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i love when people ask me for advice because it’s like Russian roulette. for every one good idea i have five suggestions that will ruin your life
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I hope this email finds you- Waldo: *slams laptop shut* holy fuck that was close
Would love to participate in the bingo trend but that would require trying to distill myself into a certain number of things and I would prefer to stay amorphous and sane, actually
Me at 17 Yes my grooming kit was all pink, what did you expect
Me at 17 Yes my grooming kit was all pink, what did you expect https://t.co/eqCtVS5sfW
This was what I was meant for
It’s tough work, wearing leather on a tropical island, but someone’s got to do it
I am just a girl, standing in front of my front door, waiting for my lunch to be delivered because I have made so many terrible life decisions recently and I want to last the rest of the day
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Still makes me laugh
Once I get proper layers and figure out how to consistently have nice curls it’s over for all of you
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It’s April 22nd which means it’s officially Earth Day so if you want to tell me I’m your whole world or something, now is your chance
Everyone I’ve ever met is torn between being horrified and impressed by the way my shoulder joints will not stop popping
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men: i like my women confident woman: i look amazing right now men: whoa, little lady, pump the brakes
My twelve year old cousin asked me if I’ve ever had a boyfriend, and after I said no she got real quiet for a few seconds and then followed up with “are you GAY”
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lizzy grace, fairy mo.. @frizzydizzyliz
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ellie ❤️🔥 @political_ellie
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Erin @drerincallaghan
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Definitely Not Lauren @tisimurder
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Rachel 🪻 @millionthrachel
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marlene ocampo ⚔️.. @Bridesheads
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Cat @cmdeavers_
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The new, cooler Ben @bensgloriouslie
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forgottentrailsnatura.. @fgtn_trl_natlst
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cam(ille chong)! 🐍.. @camiscribbles
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emma grace @emmascheerer
274 Followers 402 Following writer, d&d enjoyer, wife. orthodox ☦️ . tututni/chetco/tolowa dee-ni'.
lauren ♡ @libraryoflg
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Prot-Pope, Poison-Tas.. @ProtPope
347 Followers 1K Following "protestant who believes in relics" || scholar of memetic alchemy || treading the thin line between based and menace to society || tweets do not imply opinions
she's kinda too glamorous for this era
love this but the way there is no chance ravi has ever touched any kind of sport in his life bless him
u know how to ball I know Aristotle
you ever just find a note in your phone like,,,huh, that’s something
I’d probably be treated like a freakish outcast because I’d be half a foot taller than all the men, let alone the women
if you got time travelled back to medieval england, just you and the clothes on your back, no technology or possessions, what would your strategy be for surviving? do you think you could manage to live a decent life?
Or whatever Meredith Grey said
I don’t care what anyone says, “I feel fine but my wife made me come in” has a positive predictive value for something being really fucking wrong that approaches 100%
The expression of the woman in this painting captures my general sentiment about the shenanigans that transpire on this website.
attachment issues are so weird like how does it take me two seconds to develop feelings for someone and then two years to get over them
Feels like I’m not going to feel any better or worse until I see him, or at least see his house without him in it. But in the meantime, I feel like a shaken-up bottle of coke.
@solanaceae555 It’s lowkey one of my more iconic teenage moments imo
I met another Elizabeth tonight and she was the first Elizabeth I met that made me think, omg we’re so alike and I don’t hate that you have the same name as me lmao
17 was the time of my life where most photos of me are from my highschool friends’ experimental photography projects that I got roped into
Me at 17 I’m pretty sure I look almost the same, just with slightly less hair
@solanaceae555 Everyone keeps the gangsters closer for when things get rough
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