spacemonkey @spacemonkeyliv
hater first, brat second instagram.com/oliviamaras Baltimore, MD Joined February 2013-
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I have the paper towel habit of a much richer man.
looking for a job . $3,500 an hour , monday - wednesday , 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM
They would’ve had to put 2 on me
I don’t care if I have micro plastics in my body. You know what else is in there? Love. Joy. Kindness. They will take care of the micro plastics
@yclek_nielk Mustard is not a middle name it is a condiment
a girl getting her 21st birthday ruined by a man is a canon event
one man's "you are asking for too much" could be another man's "is that all?"
i've never had to learn to roll a blunt because i'm a beautiful woman
the vampire diaries had me hooked from the first episode.
the vampire diaries had me hooked from the first episode. https://t.co/DrXMSq2ZwA
My man caught me Shazam-ing a song he was playing in the car. I’m so embarrassed, not p of me at all.
brushing one's teeth... a farewell to treats. good night, sweet delicacies, my mouth knows only tooth paste now. perhaps tomorrow we will meet again
RebonsibleStoner @rebonsible
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163 Followers 289 Following Hi! I'm Ashley, and I'm a fan of acting, singing, dancing, music, movies, reading, fun facts, writing, and more. Enter my page...if you dare...@_PrincessRay❣️�.. @rayshonJennings
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3 Followers 47 Following Handdrawn designed shoes that are sure to amp up your style!liz sloane @_lizsloane
342 Followers 302 FollowingSophomore @jimmysolesky
1K Followers 219 Following producer, @lftspodcast co-host, your favorite rapper's favorite rapper.Dominique Perini @PeriniDominique
8 Followers 43 Following The College Of New Jersey graduate ——— Certified Phlebotomists̴øl̴e̴s̴k̴y̴ @soleskywho
2K Followers 378 Following I make music and try to be funny. • sm9k • Contact: [email protected] •lololol• snapchat: soleskyJohn Burkhardt @Johnnybriscuit
239 Followers 379 Following I play drums in @thunderclub23 and people say I look like @VancityReynolds 😎Leo @LeoJO001
106 Followers 300 FollowingMarisa @MrisaXplnsItAll
196 Followers 237 Following Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's *~caffeine~*.alex @ALEXincaps
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812 Followers 2K Following long distance swimmer and college football enthusiast. spiritually texan and swedish. tweets in sv/en.“the horrors persist but so do we” actually the horrors are kind of lapping me right now
“god has a plan for you” ok well i have some notes for him
THIS MAN CAME TO MY JOB AND CALLED ME RUDE AND ASKED ME FOR CORPORATE NUMBER...I GAVE HIM MY NUMBER HE SNATCH THE PAPER OUT MY HAND TALKIN BOUT YOU ARE DONE 😂 NAH BUDDY YOU ARE WHEN U CALL THAT NUMBER AND ITS ME AGAIN 😭🤣
“treat culture has gotten out of hand” sounds like someone doesn’t get enough treats
I have a coworker who keeps cans of pop in her desk drawer and drinks them room temp. Tepid diet Dr. Pepper. Every day. Haunting. Concerning. Perhaps indicative of criminal behavior.
Imagine being finished with the laundry.
I hope this email punches you square in the face
A girl recently told me “guys love to show you a video” and now she will never get a video out of me. She messed up. I have so many videos
standing over the sink eating leftovers with my dad like we are two bears that just broke into someones home
sorry i made the mistake of wearing a band t-shirt without knowing their entire discography.
@natalievdavila If that was my final resting place I’d be tickled to bring others joy