J @stuffonthings_
Joined May 2011-
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The way people talk about cars from the year I was born makes me wonder how my body is still functioning
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@VictoriiaBlack @lenarios27 @brypasternak Completely and utterly you
@ChexMix can you make a bag of just the Chex squares that are caked in seasoning pls? It’s all I want for Christmas
@Jif bring back the berry flavored peanut butter
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Robert Pattinson is #TheBatman. Watch the #DCFandome Teaser Trailer now.
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me: our son asked where babies come from wife: he’s too young, tell him the stork [later] me: your mom fucked a stork
@joerogan have you ever had a mathematician on your podcast or someone similar who talks about fractals and chaos theory?
Your phone’s facial recognition system has determined that you have a shitty disposition
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we have developed a velociraptor that smokes cigarettes
@PerkasieCitizen @VictoriaRedmond What about the part where people made more money on unemployment than those of us who were considered “essential”
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Never apologize to the mob. Never. I don’t care what you did or said. Never apologize. Things will not get better, they will only get worse, until people start adopting this approach.
Why’d you have to go and make me so constipated 🎼
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