K R I E G @bitchkrieg
No. Joined March 2014-
Tweets41K
-
Followers2K
-
Following328
-
Likes42K
If you go the speed limit, I assume you've got warrants.
Probably create an Only Fans account of me in my fuzzy robe talking to the birds in my backyard.
I have more bird feeders than sexy panties now. Getting old is fun.
Tweeting without my reading glasses...anything can happen.
Made a stir fry so spicy, breathing in my house is like pepper spray to the face.
I know the grocery store workers are super impressed with my self-checkout skillz.
I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.
I scrolled the TL, if that's what it's still called, and I'm ready to be away for another few years. JFC.
What do all the damned buttons do on this piece of shit app.
Just tweeting so my @ isn't taken away. Tweets aren't a thing though now right? Glad to see the world has gotten dumber while I've been away.
sure every trip to the grocery store costs twice as much as it used to but hey at least the quality of those groceries has also decreased significantly
I really wish people would stop drastically using the scenarios of rape or incest as the sole premise for an abortion. A woman doesn’t have to be in a traumatic situation for it to be reason enough. In fact there is zero explanation that needs to be given.
Nothing makes atheism more attractive than American Christianity
There was a time I tweeted leg and ass pics...now I can't poop without a Squatty Potty.
Is "you make my vagina sweat." a compliment?! Please say yes.
Nothing like a cancer diagnosis to ring in the new year.
Hey guys, my Norton Subscription I never signed up for is up for renewal. I better send my credit card info to them right away over email.
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
creek @creekspeaks
604 Followers 331 Following I’ve been around for a long time and still have no idea what’s going on here.
Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo
Tater's Trash Talk �.. @TrueTorontoGirl
41K Followers 1K Following Observer of people and other stupid things.
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
QRM @nooseparty
905 Followers 890 Following
JRGin @GinRumMe
21K Followers 11K Following Eat Sleep RockN’Roll. Still from Twitter. Recents: https://t.co/znpZjkqqT3 (Favorites next link).
bubble girl @JessObsess
18K Followers 1K Following I could have been something great. Winner of the “Best Avi” 10 years in a row. My tweet trophies are covered in dust.
I LIKE CHIPS @aaronup
15K Followers 17K Following snapchat aaron_up Instagram aaronupham1 https://t.co/zn3tMFb823
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2
Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug
75K Followers 16K Following writer of dumb tweets, founder of the @LuvPugFDN for homeless & disabled animals 🐾 🐾🐾Instagram: -luvpugpetcare -harrywaddlebottom -luvpugfoundation
Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
55K Followers 50K Following Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation. https://t.co/92vEozoAvo
Elsie-mae Koenning @EKoenning44163
103 Followers 5K Following
Nanette Dawley @DawleyNane39646
76 Followers 5K Following
Hazel Dewing @DewingHaz
50 Followers 5K Following
Zina Gillan @gill_zi
49 Followers 5K Following
Sylvie Scafe @ScafeSylvi4418
80 Followers 5K Following
Tenley Fryrear @FryreaTenl
91 Followers 5K Following
Mirna Kinlin @MirnaKinli73914
81 Followers 5K Following
Bertha 😻 @Bertha_C16
4 Followers 695 Following Fiеrу temрtrеss longing for sensual, intimаtе сonnections
Mistie Snead @MistieSnea
77 Followers 5K Following
Ottilie Josephpauline @OJosephpau47015
62 Followers 5K Following
Jeanette Plesnarski @JPlesnarsk78016
76 Followers 5K Following
Dorla Derenthal @DerenthalD53631
72 Followers 5K Following
Brooke Santacroce @BrookeSant90941
66 Followers 5K Following
Denae Jekel @denae_jek
73 Followers 5K Following
Lily-grace Oszust @GraOszus
82 Followers 5K Following
Lacie-mae Dolgas @LacieD88605
96 Followers 5K Following
Lorean Sandrowicz @sandrowicz28999
57 Followers 5K Following
Athena Winland @winla_ath
66 Followers 5K Following
Bertha 🤪 @Bertha5301
6 Followers 367 Following Sеnsuous seduсtrеss rеlentlеssly рursuing eсstаtic bliss
Ingrid Abruzzo @ing_abru
12 Followers 3K Following
Kristy Main @KristyMain37097
38 Followers 5K Following
Kenneth Thrune @KThrune69368
43 Followers 5K Following
Gabby Seligman🌹 @GabbySeligman2
3K Followers 2K Following (she/definitely her) girl, uninterrupted. Bad bitch who doesn't give a shit.
Tiesha Scheidt @ScheiTies
40 Followers 5K Following
Du⚡tin Kathol🇺�.. @DustinKathol
939 Followers 2K Following Software Engineer, Entrepreneur, Algorithm Researcher, Creator of Dragonfly Antivirus ------------- I follow back 💯 ------------ #CyberSecurity #INFJ
Summers Eve @troutsbastard
6K Followers 6K Following Try not to force it or you’ll end up with hemorrhoids.
Christy Nurre @ChristNur
37 Followers 5K Following
Carey Turnpaugh @CareyTurnp96954
47 Followers 5K Following
Tahlia Moes @MoesTahlia14340
36 Followers 5K Following
Vania Spann @SpannVania45096
33 Followers 5K Following
Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge
1K Followers 167 Following TWO-TIME Burger King Employee of the Month (February 2011 & August 2019)
therealslev502 @Slev502
309 Followers 241 Following
Daniel Naylor @djnaylor2
455 Followers 285 Following Writer of Edgy Dramadies, Curmudgeon-At-Large, Purveyor of Things Literary and Musical.
Brock @BrockTheDealer
147 Followers 336 Following I collect and review comics and play games sometimes. 32•M he/him bi
Paige Randall @ThePaigeRandall
26K Followers 20K Following Author of Forever Falling and Circling The Shadows. Thought Leader... or whatever. https://t.co/925HqwqVym
Gary @Gary61697346
0 Followers 19 Following
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
creek @creekspeaks
604 Followers 331 Following I’ve been around for a long time and still have no idea what’s going on here.
Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo
Tater's Trash Talk �.. @TrueTorontoGirl
41K Followers 1K Following Observer of people and other stupid things.
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
QRM @nooseparty
905 Followers 890 Following
JRGin @GinRumMe
21K Followers 11K Following Eat Sleep RockN’Roll. Still from Twitter. Recents: https://t.co/znpZjkqqT3 (Favorites next link).
bubble girl @JessObsess
18K Followers 1K Following I could have been something great. Winner of the “Best Avi” 10 years in a row. My tweet trophies are covered in dust.
I LIKE CHIPS @aaronup
15K Followers 17K Following snapchat aaron_up Instagram aaronupham1 https://t.co/zn3tMFb823
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2
Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug
75K Followers 16K Following writer of dumb tweets, founder of the @LuvPugFDN for homeless & disabled animals 🐾 🐾🐾Instagram: -luvpugpetcare -harrywaddlebottom -luvpugfoundation
dire wolf @ADDiane
29K Followers 2K Following A pool of sorrow, a wave of joy. https://t.co/tvbIjt1kXf
Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
55K Followers 50K Following Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation. https://t.co/92vEozoAvo
Kathryn Watson @kathrynw5
81K Followers 4K Following Reporter @CBSNews digital covering the Biden White House and Trump 2024. “Unrepentant candy corn apologist.” Cheez-Its stan account. [email protected]
Xtian Baal @DomaGhost
369 Followers 391 Following Dead. Poisoned by the empire. I was Christian Bale in my former life.
gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3
300K Followers 2K Following Retired fisherman and Gardener heavy into growing big veg . buy my book Big Veg from Amazon, Waterstones, Blackwells, Hive, Foyles.
Nice Guy Hand @NiceGuyHand
417 Followers 164 Following
Jimmy @Gin_and_misery
200 Followers 141 Following I only like a few people and I guarantee you’re not one of them.
SmartassChef @SmartassChef
16K Followers 6K Following Beverage enthusiast, raconteur, chef. Culinarily promiscuous. Come for the food. Stay for the snark and smartassery.
Bacon$oap @BaconSoap888
5K Followers 964 Following CULT LEADER. #CultLife STORE: https://t.co/vsnCpKh0Vo SPOTIFY: https://t.co/0ZhtmZSERV
flappy 🐥 @funflaps
11K Followers 3K Following I like your flaps. Best:https://t.co/XnPxwhxO7L Archive:https://t.co/99UDI9gc5P
Hopes and Bones @WillyGCmas
16K Followers 10K Following 'Brass buttons, green silks and silver shoes'
You know @Tmoney68
23K Followers 4K Following You know that guy your mother warned you about? Yeah, that's not me. I'm actually pretty great.
Rubsomedirtonit™️ @_rubdirtonit
6K Followers 4K Following
Triggerdelete @redredredred25
215 Followers 215 Following Sarcastic. Love sports and my dog. Send nudes. Fuck off. Have a nice day.
Lamey @ham_drama
14 Followers 16 Following
BCovfefe @freebirdy31
8K Followers 1K Following Yogi. So white. Snow White. Euthanize. ICU RN. Music snob. I want to turn @krispythehuman inside out and lick her like a crisp packet
Archillect @archillect
2.9M Followers 1 Following The ocular engine. Sources: @archillinks https://t.co/U7Oh7xumQp
Rotty Banacek @FatRotty
914 Followers 701 Following Self taught Master of Sinanju. Disciple of Mad Dog Downey.
Bannedkitten @Bannedkittten
37 Followers 28 Following
Ritual K @Ritualkittten
337 Followers 89 Following
Wyzerd @Ratt_The_Jay
345 Followers 67 Following • Freelance Artist • Dork • Heretic • Weirdo • Battle Wizard • Ink Stained • Ooze Brained • Message for commissions, designs, etc. He/Him
Ryan Clarke @NoLogsNoCrime
2K Followers 815 Following @Defcon604 Admin. DFIR @Mandiant (@GoogleCloud). Official Parody Account. High School Survivor. He/Him.
Stormrider @stormrider27
2K Followers 794 Following a rum loving sailor who gets paid to drink wine and beer. Cicerone. Destined to be a gypsy monk. Mostly booze, food , wines, and cats
Unvaxxed murderer, ap.. @crazylikeanox
2K Followers 606 Following El Guapo- A modified self inflicted Dirty Sanchez involving autoerotic asphyxiation using a belt hanging from the ceiling while wearing a sombrero
cumrag @TardSauce
501 Followers 262 Following I'm that guy at the urinal next to you, peeking over the divider and moaning softly
_ZeRoyalGobshite_ @Gobshite_
3K Followers 108 Following
Ray 🕶️ @nraymz
1K Followers 505 Following “Toute nation a le gouvernement qu'elle mérite.” @Sorrowscopes contributor. A very good boy
@Morbidful It's a sad state of affairs that we even NEED a device such as this 😢 😕
@ImMeme0 Charge everyone who filmed the assault as an accessory. This shit has to stop being a spectacle and people should be de-escalating the situation. Anyone who films an assault should be an accessory to the assault. It’s not a spectacle for you to get views or clicks on your tiktok
do you know how difficult it is being 22-28 right now? what exactly are we supposed to be working towards right now?
@rawsalerts @JanetSYoung1 Poor cows Prayers for the cows and the people I hope they can put this fire out and fast
@bitchkrieg Those are morel mushrooms. Very hard to find
@iluminatibot The man's extreme views and behavior made him incompatible for Dr. Phil's show.
@ElroyFudge @bitchkrieg The panties cover the “bird feeder”
@bitchkrieg I’d send a kiss emoji but probably typo it somehow
@bitchkrieg I don’t know what they’re warching. I just hope they’re not Watching put that I used ZERO bags
born to say “are you fucking retarded?” forced to say “no worries! let’s circle back later”
@bitchkrieg But missed you tho, glad to see you bacc💙
Trends for United States
You might like
