TKMADS @taylorkmadsen
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Where were you when you realized “feeling called” to something was just an intrusive thought?
The women in this picture couldn’t get a credit card in their own name.
The women in this picture couldn’t get a credit card in their own name.
Imagine if there was a CRM function for iMessage and you had to open all the links your friends send you
Trying to decide which sin I should do more of during lent
How is there a demand for this? (It’s me, I’m the demand)
infinite jest is the radiohead of books.
u come to me on the day of my daughters zoom meeting
Me realizing I can tap into my Trump-supporting parents’ Amazon Echo to play @PodSaveAmerica during the quarantine.
Kate Middleton is pregnant! Will she keep it?
CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 15 SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED ON AIRPLANES.
It's 8:30 am and I'm wearing a full suit and teaching myself to play Edelweiss on the guitar. #homealone
I refuse to meet any more people because it's too hard to say goodbye.
Long story short, tomorrow I'm going to Istanbul with a sniper.
What century is this? I can wear pantaloons if I want to wear pantaloons.
"Is Kim Kardashian legally divorced?" -Teri Madsen "Does anybody legally care?" -Dave Madsen
A TAXI DRIVER BROUGHT ME MY LOST WALLET AND DIDNT STEAL THE MONEY AND I LOVE HUMANS
eumuro. @southernfleaux
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Kyle Kapustka @KKapustka219
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dylan 🫏 @DylanHecklau
663 Followers 2K Following Product Manager. i like trading, tech bullshit, trucks and sleeping outside in a tent as often as possible.
Penny Loggins Officia.. @onecent__
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Chris Humphrey @SEOHumphrey
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5 Followers 58 Following Nothing I can say....total eclipse of the heart
Meg Snyder @MegtheSnyder
86 Followers 264 Following My mom says I'm smart and funny so I guess I have that going for me, which is nice
InBody Band @InBodyBand_2015
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Eric Fox @JerseysdevilFox
58 Followers 429 Following Father of 2 boys, love spending time with family & friends, love hockey,outdoors and music.
Kyle @kylerayphillip
187 Followers 142 Following
RAHMAT HABIB @habibMaddinah
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Paul @paulkoffy
17K Followers 6K Following Its better to observe what I am interfering with than to interfere with what I am observing. How's that?
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Sam Dunn @SquidsInTheChat
85 Followers 389 Following just Sam. He/Him. cancer. I make music and various art. work for @ghosteatermusic
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49 Followers 123 Following . Its okay we change like seasons, things all happen for a reason. Thankful for each day I’m breathing. Me, myself, & I believin'. BLACKHAWKS BABE .
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Preston Sternson @prestosternso
656 Followers 717 Following Husband. Foster Dad. Brinner fan. Marketing Manager @BobcatCompany.
Nick Rauen @nickyraurau
50 Followers 53 Following You can't predict the future, but you can create it.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
13.2M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby
302K Followers 906 Following New special ‘FAT RASCAL’ only on Netflix! Listen to the @stavvysworld podcast available everywhere
no context memes @weirddalle
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chaotic memes @memechaotic
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Pictures of People Se.. @selling_mirrors
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U.S. Senator Al Frank.. @SenFranken
377K Followers 1K Following Former U.S. Senator Al Franken of Minnesota.
eumuro. @southernfleaux
508 Followers 413 Following Sluggish, lazy, stupid, and unconcerned. Views are my own. IG:https://t.co/B70LApyIKV
nonstandard mcdonald'.. @nonstandardmcd
148K Followers 5 Following preserving the only architectural heritage of the western world. tweets not endorsements.
Ben Capano @BenjaminCapano
326 Followers 376 Following
The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars
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663 Followers 2K Following Product Manager. i like trading, tech bullshit, trucks and sleeping outside in a tent as often as possible.
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Meg Snyder @MegtheSnyder
86 Followers 264 Following My mom says I'm smart and funny so I guess I have that going for me, which is nice
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Beth McColl @imbethmccoll
130K Followers 1K Following writer at writing. podcaster @ Everything Is Content. my first book How To Come Alive Again is out now. writing enquiries: [email protected] she/her
Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings
1.4M Followers 1K Following WHITNEY CUMMINGS: JOKES is now streaming on Netflix. New BIG BABY tour dates on sale at https://t.co/KneKHPWO3z. Good For You podcast.
Doggystyling off of that last point you said…
I know she’d run a Newport Beach brandy Melville like the navy
me: what’s crazy is that rudy giuliani first rose to fame because of 9/11 teen born in 2006: ohhh. like he helped do it me: ok no, but i see how you got there
oh she’s gonna love this
🗣️ Mexican drug cartels are using customised guns with Lana Del Rey's face in celebration of the singer's two concerts that sold out this week.
having a baby looks really hard … if u always have baby in one hand and ur phone in the other …. where do u put ur ice coffee ? does baby hold it ? I doubt …
I have watched this video so many times bc not only is he a cop, but he’s also from Boston
A Boston police officer was hurt after tumbling down a children’s slide at the newly renovated playground at City Hall Plaza boston25news.com/news/local/bos…
make them go on Hot Ones
2 of the most powerful people in govt:
Every job application should have to ask "When would be a good month to release a Haunted Mansion movie?" and if you say "July" you do not get the job.
you have to be so deep in the trenches of the internet to fully appreciate this glass jars rolling down stairs as succession characters
When I’m being given my day and my daily bread: 😍🤩🤑 When I’m being forgiven, my trespasses : 🤪🥳🥰 When it comes time to forgive those who trespass against me: 😷😒🤮
RIP gold digging thanks OceanGate
OPPENHEIMER marketing team gonna nuke Calabasas in response
The ‘BARBIE’ Dream House has mysteriously appeared in Malibu. (via @johnschreiber)
only children are so funny. you’re telling me you just hung around the house with two grownups all the time? like a little businessman?
This is how I feel when I do shrooms. I will not elaborate
none of us are seeing heaven
“My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion has received (7.8M) streams on Spotify, and enters the billboard top 100 at #12 after the submarine mishap this week.
so we have ice (water) hockey, field (earth) hockey, and air/table (air) hockey…. folks I believe it is time for fire hockey
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