Christina @thisischris__
a little bit snarky, a little bit sweet thisischrisblog.wordpress.com Joined November 2014-
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@CDerespina But why go see a firework show when your inconsiderate neighbors can put one off with random explosions from 8 pm to midnight?
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@benwassertweet Yes but we’re FREE to eat shit and die.
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Shout out to all the moms suppressing their despair in front of their children. We are the violinist on the Titanic.
Get married so you can answer questions like, “How long does cheese last?”
@KiaThomasEdits James and the Giant Fucking Peach
What’s the cost of a balloon, considering inflation? #dadjokes
And I thought it sucked to be named Alexa. #sorrykaren
@BrotiGupta @AndyRichter I would say they have no funny bones but I’m pretty sure they’d correct me on my anatomy.
All this global existential ethical dilemma shit and it’s still not even close to “hide in your turtleneck” season. #sweaterweather #itslikeamask #thisisfine #weredoinggreat
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Nothing pleases me more than knowing that I have lived the best life possible by having met & marrying the gifted Estelle (Stella) Lebost---who partnered with me in bringing Rob, Annie & Lucas Reiner into to this needy & evolving world.
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I want to ban leaf blowers. Just fucking rake the leaves up, you lazy, noisy Cunt.
Some people are arguing against masks like they’ve got the face for it. #WearTheDamnMask #COVID19
@pattonoswalt It’s this kind of levelheaded reasoning that will serve us well into the future.
Fight Fire with Words thisischrisblog.wordpress.com/2020/06/02/fig…
I cannot see a future where I don’t behave like Melvin Udall for the rest of my life after this. #asgoodasitgets #COVIDー19
@damianchadwick He’s been compromised. Take him out.
Current quarantine level: Lady Macbeth. #quarantine #COVID19
In other news, gym selfies are at a record low. #COVID19 #CoronaVirusUpdate
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