Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017

Mommy👶🏻 Wifey👰 Coffee☕️ Wine🍷 Be Kind💗 Biden2020🇺🇸Jewish✡️ Wear A Mask😷 Get the Vaccine 💉 She/Her 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🖤💙🖤 x.com/search?f=tweet… Buried in Laundry, USA Joined January 2017

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Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017

3 years ago

You want to know what doesn’t scare me? A drag queen. You want to know what does… take a wild fucking guess…

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Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017

3 years ago

Me, while pregnant: 😴🛌🤮 Rihanna:

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Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017

3 years ago

I am absolutely devastated. As a hip hop dancer, he was it. He was everything, he inspired us all. He was dance. You will be so missed. My deepest condolences to his family. #RIPTwitch

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Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017

3 years ago

I passed the Series 7 exam!!! I did it!!!

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Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017

3 years ago

I don’t think you’ll see this, but if you do, @MatthewPerry, I just read your book. I loved you as Chandler and I love you as Matty. You’re an inspiration and you’ve got this. And thank you. ❤️

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Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017

3 years ago

I’ve lived in Colorado since 1995. I’m so tired 😪

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Keith Edwards @keithedwards

3 years ago

Hey, if you voted in #CO03, Lauren Boebert’s district, and your ballot was rejected, you have a week to fix it! It could make the difference.

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Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017

3 years ago

Those of you who have taken the #Series7, how long did it take you to study?

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Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017

3 years ago

V. O. T. E.

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Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017

3 years ago

Obligatory day light savings post about having a tiny human who doesn’t understand time.

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Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017

3 years ago

4.5: “Mommy. Sometimes when I wake up I’m cranky bc I don’t want to wake up”. No truer words have ever been spoken.

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Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017

3 years ago

Those who have taken the Series 7 exam…. Um, wtf options?!? #series7 #OptionsTrading #FML

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Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist

3 years ago

Lol what if we all block him

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Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017

3 years ago

When you realize your person doesn’t really support you…

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Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

3 years ago

Kanye threatened the Jews yesterday on twitter and it’s not even trending. Why do mostly only Jews speak up against Jewish hate? The silence is so loud

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Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017

3 years ago

Gets therapist…gets cxl’d on multiple times, so Gets new therapist…she moves out of state, so Gets new therapist again…leaves to form private practice but still takes insurance- yay!, so follows to new practice Gets email she will no longer be taking insurance Repeat forever

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Andrea Junker @Strandjunker

3 years ago

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy, a septic uterus, or a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion. If you can’t get those abortions, you die. You. Die.

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Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin @tweethappy2017

3 years ago

I invite any Covid denier to come over to my house & witness the absolute nastiness spewing through my fam right now. This is not just a “bad cold”. This is not the “flu”. This is Covid- disgusting, scary, & exhausting. Don’t believe me; come on by & let my kid cough on you. 🖕🏻

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Arvada Police @ArvadaPolice

3 years ago

It is with a heavy heart & deep sorrow that we inform you an Arvada Police Officer has been killed serving his community. The officer was responding to a call for service when he was killed. #ArvadaPDLODD

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Angie Maxwell @angiemaxwell.bsky.social @AngieMaxwell1

3 years ago

Two weeks ago, I had four precious 12-year-old girls, including my daughter, with me at the county fair. They were getting blue Icees and corndogs for the walk to the car and ride home. (1/21)