Kristen | Driving Mom Crazy @DrivingMomBlog

Writer, mom of 3, mental health advocate & M.B.A. Fluent in memes. CPST/LDS/Aggie/Bravo fanatic 💃🏻. Contributor at @HerViewFromHome & #filterfreeparents drivingmomcrazy.com Dallas, TX Joined July 2017

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Kristen | Driving Mom Crazy @DrivingMomBlog

2 weeks ago

“I love being my 7th grader’s math tutor!” -Said no one ever

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Kristen | Driving Mom Crazy @DrivingMomBlog

2 weeks ago

Parenting experts: “Just ask your kids unique open-ended questions and they’ll open up!” How my kids answer: “Nothing” “No one” “I don’t know”

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Kristen | Driving Mom Crazy @DrivingMomBlog

3 weeks ago

Me: “I’m a horrible parent.” *Watches the Unknown Number documentary* Me: “Nevermind.”

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4 weeks ago

“Mom, you really need to clean the car. It’s disgusting.” -My 15yo, not realizing he’s about to get a new chore

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Kristen | Driving Mom Crazy @DrivingMomBlog

a month ago

I have no business knowing my passwords anymore. It’s all in the hands of the robots now.

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Kristen | Driving Mom Crazy @DrivingMomBlog

2 months ago

The kids are back at school. Natural order has been restored.

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redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 @RYGdance

2 months ago

My son: “I have a booger” Me: “Here’s a tissue” Him: “No it’s ok, I’ll just put it back in my nose”

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Kristen | Driving Mom Crazy @DrivingMomBlog

2 months ago

If your kids aren’t locking each other out of the house, is it even summer?

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Kristen | Driving Mom Crazy @DrivingMomBlog

2 months ago

My teen was grabbing dirty forks out of the kitchen sink intending to use them & started walking away. Me: You have to wash them Him: *rinses with water* Me: You have to use soap!!! Him: *argues with me for several minutes, finally relents* I did NOT raise him to be like this.

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Kristen | Driving Mom Crazy @DrivingMomBlog

2 months ago

20mph when I’m driving vs. 20mph when my teen is driving are NOT the same thing.

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2 months ago

Printers really are the ones in charge around here. We humans like to think we are, but deep down I think we all know the truth.

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Kristen | Driving Mom Crazy @DrivingMomBlog

3 months ago

Thoughts and prayers for my teens who are enduring a torturous summer filled with things like “going to the pool too much” and “making them eat breakfast.”

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Kristen | Driving Mom Crazy @DrivingMomBlog

4 months ago

If you or someone you know have been assaulted by your child’s YouTube videos, you may be entitled to compensation.

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One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom

4 months ago

My kids had fruit salad for breakfast. Frozen fruit salad. Popsicles. They had popsicles for breakfast.

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Kristen | Driving Mom Crazy @DrivingMomBlog

4 months ago

I’m sorry to anyone who is waiting for something from me, but you should know it usually takes me 7-10 business years to complete a task.

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Kristen | Driving Mom Crazy @DrivingMomBlog

4 months ago

Friend: What have you been up to lately? Me: …Definitely NOT watching 6 hours of Court TV every day.

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Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking

4 months ago

This month is men's mental health month. Brothers, your mental health is vital. Your pain, your fears, your struggles—they matter. You are enough. Speak up, reach out, and know your worth. You're never alone.