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This is what Trump plans to do in a second term: He would be willing to build migrant detention camps and deploy the U.S. military. He would let red states monitor women's pregnancies and prosecute those who violate abortion bans. He would be willing to fire a U.S. Attorney…
AOC: Oil and gas already enjoy an obscene wealth of tax giveaways in this country. But we’re supposed to believe if we let them drill just a little bit more, that they will finally lower their prices. This is all trickle down nonsense
women go through labor, FOH with this “skirts” shit
women go through labor, FOH with this “skirts” shit
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The night that he posted this, Republicans lost the governor’s race in Kentucky by five points, the VA house of delegates flipped from red to blue, and 2/3rds of Moms For Liberty-endorsed candidates lost their school board races
The night that he posted this, Republicans lost the governor’s race in Kentucky by five points, the VA house of delegates flipped from red to blue, and 2/3rds of Moms For Liberty-endorsed candidates lost their school board races
You can’t say anything anymore
You can’t say anything anymore
One of the things that's so funny about this is that Jerry's comedy has always been so vanilla. That's not a knock, just an observation. This dude can make whatever he wants because it's pretty much guaranteed not to offend.
One of the things that's so funny about this is that Jerry's comedy has always been so vanilla. That's not a knock, just an observation. This dude can make whatever he wants because it's pretty much guaranteed not to offend.
Population density in Egypt
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited. nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…
“I am a Holocaust survivor. I experienced as a child every single thing a Gazan child is experiencing on a daily basis. There’s no excuse 4 the slaughter of 15K children. I am proud to be here with you.” Amazing Jewish solidarity at encampment at GWU #FreePalestine #Occupy4Gaza
Yet again, @mcsweeneys nails it. mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-mes…
CONFIRMED: The person being tased was clearly marked as a street medic.
CONFIRMED: The person being tased was clearly marked as a street medic.
The Earliest show- Baths. w/ Betsy Sodaro and Lauren Lapkus
"Be advised: a public college administrator who violates clearly established law will not retain qualified immunity & can be held personally responsible for monetary damages for violating 1st Amendment rights under 42 U.S.C. § 1983. See Harlow v. Fitzgerald, 457 U.S. 800 (1982)
When I was being attacked by my campus admins and police it was really really intriguing to find out that I could sue the university president personally for suppressing my speech. Do with that information what you will.
If you're doing math at home: It will cost $58.3 million so that libraries can stay open on Saturdays (after closing on Sundays due to previous Eric Adams cuts). Instead, Adams is giving the NYPD $62.4 million to hire 1,200 new cops. Check that out! hellgatenyc.com/eric-adams-bud…
the only acceptable protest in America is by harassing a clerk at a private business
well I wasn't a big israel supporter originally, but now that our widely-loathed political class has sent the national guard to beat and arrest a bunch of teenagers on israel's behalf, I'm starting to come around to the cause. winning hearts and minds!
Columbia’s own website has a page about how the last time they called for a mass arrest of student protesters, they were in the wrong and fucked up their reputation for decades
Columbia’s own website has a page about how the last time they called for a mass arrest of student protesters, they were in the wrong and fucked up their reputation for decades https://t.co/GXab6Q7ktC
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Diss tracks are so funny. “I fucking hate you, bro. Do you want to hear a song a wrote about you?”
It takes seventeen muscles to smile and forty three muscles to frown and if that's how you decide what to feel, congratulations Charles Atlas, you just aced the psychopath test.
It takes seventeen muscles to smile and forty-three muscles to frown, but when you do frown, you only use seventeen of the forty-three muscles.
Four executives from UnitedHealth sold a combined $101.5 MILLION in company stock after the company heard it was under investigation by the DOJ — but before the news was made public. That's suspicious. The SEC should investigate them for insider trading. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
Happy The-Controlled-Substance-Act-Can-Suck-It Day to those who celebrate.
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BREAKING: Judge Merchan threatens Trump with jail time for further violations of his gag order. "Defendant is hereby warned that the Court will not tolerate continued willful violations of its lawful orders and that if necessary and appropriate under the circumstances, it will…
BREAKING: Judge Merchan has ruled that Trump is in criminal contempt for nine violations of his gag order. The punishment is $1,000 per violation. Under the judge's ruling, Trump has just been fined $9,000.
Breaking: WASHINGTON (AP) — US drug control agency is moving to reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous drug in a historic shift, AP sources say.
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🚨 EXCL: Arsenal offer Jorginho new contract & midfielder expected to sign it. Existing terms run until June with option for another year, but fresh deal rewards 32yo’s importance to #AFC ➕ Edu & Ayto make Saudi Arabia trip (no players / deals discussed) theathletic.com/5460662/2024/0…
divestment putting up “do you like ice cream” numbers
BREAKING: 90.99% of @BarnardCollege students have voted to divest from israel.
What the hell is this 🔪
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(as major institutions in my country start acting in lock step like enforcers for a foreign government) I'm concerned about groupthink on college campuses
I CAN’T BELIEVE WE DID IT!
women go through labor, FOH with this “skirts” shit
"We might has well put skirts on them then... I think we're letting the goalies off the hook." Lightning coach Jon Cooper weighs in with his perspective on the two disallowed goals tonight and the impact those decisions had on the game.
Two decades removed from its cultural context, ‘alternative comedy’ is as meaningless a term as ‘alternative music.’ But the ‘Comedy Death-Ray’ scene had a valid critique of the comedy of the era, and Andy Daly’s 2006 set presents the whole case. trib.al/yAMgRwX
our time has come 🌭
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