glittertits @vallyjean123
stackin cheese til my bread right CHICAGO Joined March 2009-
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I hate it when I pull a muscle in my back whilst cleaning the toilet and I can't do anymore housework for the rest of the day 🤷🏼♀️ *sigh*
The summer is going to have to deal with whatever body I give it
WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL GUESS WHO STARTED THEIR PERIOD AFTER ACTING INSANE FOR AWHILE
i deleted your city off of my weather app
I've noticed that anyone driving slower than me is a dumb-ass and anyone driving faster than me is a maniac
Y’all do know Gatorade and Powerade is made to drink when you working out, not just for your fat lazy sorry ass to lay in bed and drink with a bag of chips.
Do men’s ears actually work or they just for show?
Why do people think I want 40 min of footage of a concert they at of a band I don't like....? #stopsendingmethisshit
Just came across my wife’s tinder profile and she’s a liar. She is not “fun to be around.”
Welcome to adulthood: you’ll be trying to lose 10lbs for the rest of your life.
Mercury in retrograde ends tomorrow.. thank f'm god.. it got my ass good #MercuryRetrograde
I have those daily throw away contacts.. I be droppin those bitches
I told hubby I'm going on a diet today to lose 10lbs for my friends wedding... this man proceeds to bring an industrial size ice cream into the home SMH
Is everyone still carrying their Covid vaxx card on them lol
The way the cops have to talk to these people is how I have to talk to my toddler #OPLive
MattWitkowski @MattWitkow17028
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757 Followers 2K Following to heal and thrive with a light heart🐘💜 mission statement thanks to the caretakers notes at the SWT 🐘🐘🐘 #BeFree
MommaOfThree @LesleyRM1968
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Mac Dickson @MacDicksonShow
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PieGuy @ilovepie84
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Steve Cohen Standup @stevecohenfun
10K Followers 6K Following #Memes page of @stevecohenfun #sketch and #standupcomic and owner of @tortoiserooster
Sarah @swagger372
2K Followers 2K Following Mom•#Chicago•#MiamiU•#Northwestern•#EnglishLit•#Psych•#SocialPolicy•#Education•Fighting #Scleroderma/#RA/#Lupus/#Raynauds/#POTS
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212 Followers 980 Following raising my son to care about consent![It's my [not so] secret Twitter.](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1569494136285274119/l4g-71PD.jpg)
Forever Blue💙 @foreverbluetoo
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Chris Andersonville @ChrisAn29103360
15 Followers 2K Following Traveling the world, but Chicago is my home.
Gary Pliers @maher_star
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ArcTypeAngel @ArcTypeAngel
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Joseph Bailey @ModanoFan
90 Followers 81 Following Stars fan, Reader, Introvert, Hardcore music specialist, amateur beer scholar, snowboarder 🏂 #GoStars
Nate @NateGchi
2K Followers 3K Following Cooking, biking, gaming, music, golfing, beer..Bulls, Blackhawks, Cubs, Bears..Halloween, horror, and hot sauce enthusiast.
Elmo @elmo
607K Followers 14 Following Elmo's Elmo! Elmo lives on Sesame Street and was told to tell you that Elmo is official! (account run with the help of Elmo’s mommy and daddy)
Heidi Stevens @HeidiStevens13
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The Wonton Don @DonnieDoesWorld
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SubX.News @SubxNews
9K Followers 568 Following News aggregate providing information and education trying to do right by the people #ChicagoScanner | Donations are appreciated https://t.co/sNUPNU74CI
SJP Chicago- طلاب.. @sjpchi
6K Followers 204 Following SJP Chicago is a unified front of Chicago SJPs advancing the liberation of Palestine & committed to supporting, uplifting, & connecting each other.
Old School Eddie @Old_SchoolEddie
66K Followers 22K Following TradChristian Man with a TradWife & TradFamily - Political Commentator - DIY Guy - OG Gamer - Retired LEO - Hated by people infected with the Woke Mind virus!
Amiri King @AmiriKing
287K Followers 538 Following Owner of https://t.co/yXJPyZsDRO | Over 1b Views | 312m YouTube Views | Father of 5 Daughters | https://t.co/SLk5X18NsD | Cultural Commentator
HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___
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kyle says fund transi.. @itskylelucas
4K Followers 2K Following Love people, drink good coffee, and bike everywhere. I care a lot about cities (and 🎢s) | Fighting for better streets | 🏳️🌈 & HIV+ | My tweets are mine
Historic Vids @historyinmemes
5.3M Followers 211 Following Daily history lessons. Education through memes!
Midnight Poet @SheFartsNot
63 Followers 123 Following I will correct your filthy grammar. Submit for enlightenment.
R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts
972K Followers 2K Following RawsAlerts is your go-to source for fast and accurate news coverage, specializing in groundbreaking events across the USA. Follow @Rawsglobal for world news
Vi Nguyen @ViNguyen
4K Followers 365 Following @NBCChicago Reporter | @DePaulU alumna | @VAI_Chicago Board Secretary | @Packers fan | John 14:27 | Dog mom | Got a story? | DM me | 📩[email protected]
#OPNation @OnPatrolNation
213K Followers 148 Following Proudly supporting our brave LEOs, military, first responders & K9s protecting our Nation 🇺🇸
REELZ @ReelzChannel
72K Followers 2K Following @OfficialOPLive Airs every Friday & Saturday at 9e|6p. REELZ makes real life — really entertaining.
NorthShore Updates @UpdatesNorth
4K Followers 197 Following We provide photos, videos, and updates on #breakingnews from Chicago and Chicago's Northern Suburbs. @CapturedNews [email protected]
big boy online @idonotbleed
11K Followers 446 Following web page for reading my posts and being my.friend
Windy City Shrimpers @WindyCitySUFC
160 Followers 857 Following A Southend United supporters collective in the Windy City - Chicago ⚽️ 🦐
Emjay Phan @heyFATabbot
11K Followers 318 Following SouthSide and Citywide Video Shooter | Tracking #WildinSeason via the World Renown #ChicagoScanner Zones 7/8/9. All Rights Reserved. ®️
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109K Followers 56K Following 📸IG: braylon_125 •tiktok(brayylonnn)700k+ YT:braylonnn
Garin Pirnia @gpirnia
1K Followers 1K Following Author: The Beer Cheese Book, Rebels & Underdogs: The Story of Ohio Rock & Roll, & upcoming book on women filmmakers @kentuckypress. Writer. Cats. 🇮🇷
CPD Citywide @CPDCitywide
16K Followers 357 Following Real-Time #ChicagoScanner coverage of PD, FIRE/EMS, CTA, USCG, River Bridges, Airports, Trains, etc... 💵 Donations highly appreciated: https://t.co/fHnd9cJ2IB.
Officer Pork Chop @OfficerPorkChop
4K Followers 900 Following Former CPD who found new love in the burbs. Millennial PO with the mindset of a day shifter;the main goal is to collect retirement. I love dogs more than people
NorthBorderNews @NorthBorderNews
57 Followers 97 Following CPD 20th & 24th Districts Zone 11, CFD 9th Battalion, Rodgers Park/Edgewater/Andersonville/Uptown
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🍀 William @wmlane17
284 Followers 276 Following Your government lies to you. Be a lantern, not a flashlight. People get an average of 28,000 days on the planet, how are you spending yours?
Alderman Harry Osterm.. @48Ward
6K Followers 587 Following The official Twitter account of 48th Ward Alderman Harry Osterman. Get the latest on ward news, City Council updates, and more!
ChiWx378 @WeatherIzzi
794 Followers 332 Following Chicago area meteorologist and dog dad to the best dog ever! All views expressed are my own.
Peter Nickeas @PeterNickeas
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CHICAGO CRITTER @ChicagoCritter
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ChiTown Conservative .. @gingertealkp
6K Followers 2K Following Catholic; American; Conservative; Lifelong Chicagoan (Southside); Former Democrat. Democrat policies destroyed my community and my city!
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The summer is going to have to deal with whatever body I give it
hey sorry i didn't respond i started cooking a recipe that said it would take 30 minutes and it actually took 40 years
Signs of summer. Good morning, Chicago 💛
This was a delicacy as a small Midwestern child
@DothTheDoth I came across the universe to eat Reece's Pieces.
I wasn’t built from millions of years of stardust to “reply to an email”
The voice actor of "Ike" from South Park is hilarious
Drivers literally driving against traffic on DLSD.
I almost stopped at Starbucks for an iced matcha and a brownie but then I saw jewel has brownie cookies and it’s the best $12 I have ever saved!!!! There’s matcha at home. I got a car payment to make.👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL GUESS WHO STARTED THEIR PERIOD AFTER ACTING INSANE FOR AWHILE
@Rothmus Grown men aren't supposed to like things made for teenage girls.
I have never shaved above my knees — because I don’t have to. I have short, sparse, soft and transparent blonde hair that doesn’t grow like it does below my knees. Every woman I’ve ever told this to thinks it’s weird but I must not be the only one?
My husband accepted an invite to a bbq for us and said we would bring a salad, like “we” has anything to do with it.
Calathea couture: nature’s high fashion!
I've noticed that anyone driving slower than me is a dumb-ass and anyone driving faster than me is a maniac
Y’all do know Gatorade and Powerade is made to drink when you working out, not just for your fat lazy sorry ass to lay in bed and drink with a bag of chips.
In front of the kids?! 😭😭😭😭
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