Amanda Oh @AmandaOhSnap
Comedian, writer, musician, and proud winner of the world’s most boring Twitter bio. Quarantinia Joined August 2020-
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There's a messaging app called Telegram? What is this, the 1800's? They might as well make one called Morse Code.
There's more tuna DNA in this man than there is in Subway's tuna sandwich
There's more tuna DNA in this man than there is in Subway's tuna sandwich https://t.co/ydphQlbnAP
What a great lineup, @RebeccaTKaplan puts on some kickass shows! Don't miss this tonight, gonna be a fun time!
What a great lineup, @RebeccaTKaplan puts on some kickass shows! Don't miss this tonight, gonna be a fun time!
First Ben Affleck, now Marc Anthony. This is all starting to look like "To All The Boys I've Loved Before" Starring: J.Lo
First Ben Affleck, now Marc Anthony. This is all starting to look like "To All The Boys I've Loved Before" Starring: J.Lo
BREAKING NEWS: Timothée Chalamet has been cast as my pretend boyfriend
Small talk used to be how you felt about the weather. Now it's about if the vaccine made you feel under the weather.
The #friendsreunion isn’t that big of a deal now. EVERYONE is having a friends reunion now that vaccines are available.
The only way this will be successful is if she sells floaties in the shape of her lips.
Tambourine Man V. Food #PutATVShowInAMovieOrSong
Stranger Every Little Things She Does Is Magic #PutATVShowInAMovieOrSong
Bow Wow AND Romeo are currently trending... is this 2021 or 2001??
My toxic trait is that I can't cut in a straight line with scissors
I hate waking up nervous. My anxiety's like "Good morning! While you were sleeping in, I was freaking out."
Guys stare at my chest all the time. Not because I have big boobs, but because they're so small, they're trying to find them.
They should make computers whose whole purpose is to be harshly realistic. I would love it if when I ordered a medium dress, my computer goes right ahead and sends me a large instead.
I'm awkward, but I try to act like I'm super cool. I’m like “I'm not stuttering because I'm nervous, I just liked what I said so much I want to hear it again.”
Scientists say nothing travels faster than the speed of light, but they've never seen me running away from all my responsibilities.
I LOVE pizza with my whole heart, but if you offer me some and call it 'za, my appetite will disappear
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@AmandaOhSnap I'm on it and it's a full of dots and ditz
A lab test found no tuna DNA in Subway’s tuna sandwich, according to a report. nydailynews.com/news/national/…
@jayBeNimble @SammyObeid @katieboylecomic @DanielJPerafan @bitchieslambora @AmandaOhSnap thanks so much! hope you enjoyed last night!
@AmandaOhSnap Yay can’t wait to see your set!
Psyched for Glass Houses Comedy tonight at 7:30 p.m. eastern with @SammyObeid @katieboylecomic @DanielJPerafan @bitchieslambora @AmandaOhSnap. Free tix at bit.ly/glasshousescom…
Jennifer Lopez Spotted Getting Coffee with Marc Anthony in Miami Beach: She Was 'Upbeat,' Says Source people.com/music/jennifer…
It’s that time of year where I’m sweaty as hell and all my friends want to pat me on the back.
Instead of complaining about being hungry how about this jerkoff finishes his food
Me getting my photo taken: This is going to look great Me looking at the photo: This is the worst photo I’ve ever seen Me looking at the photo 10 years later: Damn I look great
Timothée Chalamet has been cast as evil Michael Cera in CERA. Work soon from @AmyCurrul @sippenator101 @lolaandjolie @DavidCaCentorbi @Zootgal68
Friends know that my work for the day always stops at 4:20 🤙😊because that's when I get my daughter from daycare
I only want to do Hot Girl Summer if there’s air conditioning.
Worth it even for a few mins
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I never know what shows I should say “No” to until I get there.
i once worked with someone who told customers “sorry, it’s my first day!” any time they messed up. for 2 years straight
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I’m pro-pronouns, but really, very, truly, pro-adverb
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