Ben Simpson @BenSimpson84
York, England Joined September 2012-
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At senior IT person had a word with me about a file on my network storage called "Kill List.txt" that only listed names of colleagues. I explained that they were the ones who've touched my laptop screen with their greasy hands. He suggested I move the list elsewhere.
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@parcelforce missed a delivery because your driver didn't ring my doorbell. Now I have to somehow get to the post office after knee surgery when I can't drive or wait 3 days to get a redelivery when I wanted my parcel today. All because your driver can't ring a bell... Thanks
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Ben Simpson retweeted
Development underway. Valhalla York arriving Summer 2017AD. Follow us @ValhallaYork #VikingsofYork #Vikings #Valhalla
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@wocouk enjoyed the show mate. Well done dude!
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