KKBrain 🌻🍅 @BrainBulge
Vaxd&boostd. I have opinions. Sarcasm & satire. Maker, hacker, geek. Navy veteran. Слава Україні.🇺🇦 Lewis Black is my spirit animal. he/him/his etc. mobile.twitter.com/search?q=From%… Fort something, West Florida. Joined April 2009-
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Rapture today. Anybody going? I just opened a gigantic pack of Lil' Smokies and it'll be a couple of days before I can work my way through them, so I'm staying behind. How about you guys?
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If poop emoji isn't among your most-often-used emoji, you simply aren't living your life right. 💩
Ahrrr, it be Talk Like a Pirate Day. Conduct yourself accordingly!
SpaceX founded the city of Starbase to service their space industry. *Starship* is the flagship product, but has had some troubles with launch stability, rocking and rolling uncontrollably. They built this city... They built this city on rock and roll...
AI has reached the singularity and now it's just trolling us.
3 in your party, but the waitress brought 4 rolls.
He punctuates everything that he mansplains with an explanation point.
You're so veiny. You probably think this song is about you, don't you?
Why do I have *two* bottles of peppermint schnapps? (pours a shot)
Lakota Man @LakotaMan1
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💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫�... @Crazy_ButCute2
265K Followers 13K Following I lift things up and put them down. link in bio 💁🏼♀️ Lupus/Fibro warrior! Every day stronger 💪🏻❤️💯 no DMs
Devin Nunes’ cow �... @DevinCow
582K Followers 131K Following after five long years, he’s still suing us. it’s expensive! if you can help, thank you! https://t.co/WZVbh1yDKs
meghan @deloisivete
22K Followers 3K Following surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
A Dad Influence @gbergan
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AskAubry 🦋 🐆�... @ask_aubry
335K Followers 13K Following Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes Submission? DM me DMs are subject to the public Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/GXezMqElY8 Follow≠endorse TL=TW
Maddy 🌨️ @MadHatterMommy
26K Followers 4K Following give your smile and let that be enough https://t.co/IdtiajTUxF
God Is A Tulpa @kristy_clueless
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Jason Strummer @JasonStrummer
11K Followers 11K Following Never cruel or cowardly Never give up Never give in 🖤 https://t.co/YW6VLykqwb
name cannot be blank @toomanycommas3
28K Followers 7K Following just here to migrate old tweets to the good place fuck you if you voted for elon ✌️
Dzintra - Author @DzintraSullivan
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✵°⋆🍭Ɓeɕɕɑ... @charmsblowpop
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Jesse Hare 🐇 @RancidGinger
23K Followers 10K Following I wrote a smut novel about reanimated corpses, called Fuckenstein. (I just looked that up, it’s an actual movie, I’m dying! 😂)
☠️Daddy Bones☠�... @UpBeatSkeletor
26K Followers 16K Following Got a couple kids, couple ex-wives. In recovery. Sober since 7/18/22. Believe in second chances. #LGBTQ ally #BLM 😈MUFC😈 #sober 🔥Post Malone🔥 🇬🇧 in 🇺🇸
The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller
251K Followers 123K Following ALWAYS YELL THE TRUTH. Lifting up voices and shining a light on injustices in Tennessee. (@thetnholler on Blue Sky)
Daveastated @Daveastated
7K Followers 1K Following Now I am become Dave, the destroyer of words. *Inventor of the flinglong* I only sleep to give my phone a break
ADHDean @ADHDeanASL
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Diosou @Diosou528872
1 Followers 331 Following
Amanda Brewer @Amanda3B4
322 Followers 3K Following Empathetic soul navigating life one deep convo at a time. Always open to meaningful chats, thoughtful connections, and a little kindness along the way.
Anonymous @Anonymous742663
100 Followers 4K Following Start recovering your lost or stolen cryptocurrency from scammers and fraudulent platforms. Protect against lost private keys, fake transactions, and block scam
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Sofia @Sofia1643834701
35 Followers 279 Following
EyesOpeonAmerica @eyesOpeonAmer
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BonnieHotInArizona�... @arizona_bonnie
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viggycat🇺🇸🌻�... @viggycat
3K Followers 5K Following 🇺🇸 “Fight for the things that you care about, but do it in a way that will lead others to join you.” RBG💙 Hit the 5k wall & cant follow back @ the moment. 😖
Mojo Atelier @mojoatelier
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Darth Vader @SensationsKE
12K Followers 4K Following 1st Assistant Camera/Focus Puller 🎬 Cinematographer 🎥 Screenwriter 📑 In ❤️ with cinema and cameras. Formula 1 and Sir Lewis Hamilton number one fan 🏎️
Monica Linda @MonicaLind67293
409 Followers 4K Following
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Reeve @Real_elon2323
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Josh Marietta @josh_marie93625
596 Followers 4K Following Claim Representative In the Ongoing X IRA Benefits Grant Jackpot Promotion Program.
Ashley @bami_namazu
438 Followers 2K Following “I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying.”
Jennifer R Davis @PhilipsW39198
39 Followers 323 Following One life, one chance. make it count! let's take on the world and make a difference, one day at a time ❤️
X_(Fan) @StK1072455
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@Barphbie ™ @Barphbie
5K Followers 2K Following I might look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head . . . . . I'm quite busy. Oh. . .btw. . . fuck trump and his cult of diarrhea stew. 🖕💩🖕 no MAGAts
Brirqqalb @Brirqqalb8343
16 Followers 1K Following
Jim belushi,s farm @belushifarm78
771 Followers 7K Following The Official Page for Belushi's Farm Oregon. We ship all over the United States. Send us a DM here on X to place your order
Kraken’s Mathemat�... @somethinsomethi
392 Followers 696 Following Christian, hubby, dad, lawyer. May every day be the worst day of the rest of your life. Twitter is a live action MMORPG. Tweet qual inversely related to BAC.
Casper Marvin @MarvinCasp31105
31 Followers 2K Following
Evenly In Space 💍�... @Voordatkdoodben
286 Followers 7K Following Protecting @elonmusk online presence from impersonators is my top priority, leveraging my cybercrime expertise to safeguard his digital identity. 🤖⛔️🇺🇸🚀
Ivy Camilla @TasiaO0821
305 Followers 2K Following No soliciting, and don't ask me for gift cards!❌ I invest in coffee and naps. Portfolio’s full, thanks. ☕️💤
Rohit @Rohit_reinhart
77 Followers 891 Following The lips of wisdom open only to the ears of understanding To summarize. Knowledge is like the flow of a river!!🕎🇮🇱 🇺🇸
Jadon McDermott @mcdermott_85871
27 Followers 2K Following
MikeZilla's code: Afg... @ihateclaims
3K Followers 2K Following Anything that requires hard work, dedication and patience is not worth doing.
Denise Brook @MuddySister
1K Followers 1K Following Physicist; Army; Film writer, director, producer; author; business
kai @Musk6884
510 Followers 2K Following Son Of Elon Musk thanks for your Unwavering support for My Dad Love Y'all. 🚀🇺🇸❤️
Tesla stock musk @StockTesla88
100 Followers 7K Following I had this account created because I wanted to help someone. That’s done and I’ll be taking it down shortly.
Lakota Man @LakotaMan1
517K Followers 24K Following Oglala Lakota —Enrolled at Pine Ridge, S.D. — “The earth sings her revolution, she calls brave men and women to her defense.” — The only easy day was yesterday.
Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking
58K Followers 1K Following introvert. dad of 3 boys. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur
Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal
51K Followers 875 Following Wife of a guy. Mother to spawns. Sugar glider in my bra. Parenting cautionary tale. 🖕🏻🍊 (she/her)
💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫�... @Crazy_ButCute2
265K Followers 13K Following I lift things up and put them down. link in bio 💁🏼♀️ Lupus/Fibro warrior! Every day stronger 💪🏻❤️💯 no DMs
Devin Nunes’ cow �... @DevinCow
582K Followers 131K Following after five long years, he’s still suing us. it’s expensive! if you can help, thank you! https://t.co/WZVbh1yDKs
Beau of The Fifth Col... @BeauTFC
113K Followers 648 Following Guy on YouTube. May or may not be notable. He/Him
Angela Belcamino @AngelaBelcamino
267K Followers 66K Following BOLD LIB l Unboxable I Host of BOLDTALK Podcast | New episode every Friday at 7PM ET on RUMBLE | @NetAxisGroup affiliate
inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa
20K Followers 6K Following Public menace. Bog Witch. Level 58 Trainwreck. Costco Gold Star Member.
meghan @deloisivete
22K Followers 3K Following surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids
20K Followers 989 Following *humor account* | writer | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇
Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan
424K Followers 13K Following What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke and drive a Nissan (parody)
Midge @mxmclain
33K Followers 2K Following Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
A Dad Influence @gbergan
7K Followers 2K Following What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? Posts in the link below ⬇️
.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin
56K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • threads • subscribe •
AskAubry 🦋 🐆�... @ask_aubry
335K Followers 13K Following Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes Submission? DM me DMs are subject to the public Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/GXezMqElY8 Follow≠endorse TL=TW
Maddy 🌨️ @MadHatterMommy
26K Followers 4K Following give your smile and let that be enough https://t.co/IdtiajTUxF
God Is A Tulpa @kristy_clueless
11K Followers 9K Following Anti MAGA. Love cats and raccoons, horror & punk rock. Taco Bell enthusiast. ACAB. https://t.co/CXevTXcdj8 https://t.co/M95jw3yx7a
Kyle Seraphin @KyleSeraphin
222K Followers 2K Following Husband, Dad, Veteran. Podcaster. Whistleblower. Recovering FBI agent. YouTube, Rumble, Spotify. Questions/Comments/Sarcastic remarks: [email protected]
Neil Stone @DrNeilStone
111K Followers 18K Following Infectious Diseases doctor. Clinician-scientist.Officially the 1st person to use word #Covid. Strictly my personal views only. No DMs for medical advice.
DumpTrump 🇺🇸 �... @DumpDrumpf20
13K Followers 12K Following 🌊🌊Dem Entrepreneur. 💙🐈s. 🚫by @RudyGiuliani, @TomFitton, @SebGorka, other fascist nuts. #FBR Also @dumpdrumpf on the blue network
viggycat🇺🇸🌻�... @viggycat
3K Followers 5K Following 🇺🇸 “Fight for the things that you care about, but do it in a way that will lead others to join you.” RBG💙 Hit the 5k wall & cant follow back @ the moment. 😖
Mojo Atelier @mojoatelier
97K Followers 93K Following Married Auntie Ⓥ w/Cats💙MojoAtelier™ Mystique Art Jewelry by Moonlight Kitchen Witchery Garden Alchemy🦋https://t.co/tdqHKQZvph🌻🐝 🎶Blues🎶🌊💙💙💙
Haters_gonna_hate @princess_kim_k
67K Followers 33K Following I am “that” girl- #followfofollow STEELERS -VOTE BLUE-GUN CONTROL NOW🖤 opinions r like assholes- every1 has 1-💛 💪 💛🖤💛
Jen (ESC) 🇨🇦❤... @Smil3yAngel
41K Followers 23K Following LIBERAL AF. ESC - Emotional Support Canadian 🇨🇦 I Stand With Ukraine 🇺🇦 No Maga/Maple Maga! #MUFC ⚽♥️ Very Happily Married 🥰
Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren
6.6M Followers 495 Following U.S. Senator, Massachusetts. She/her/hers. Official Senate account.
Late to the party Lau... @ericamorecambe
5K Followers 1K Following I’m not sure that it’s me who’s late or you who is early? On IG and Bluesky with the same name.
Avatar didn’t vote ... @BackAvatar
20K Followers 15K Following Still rebuilding. #BlueCrew 🇺🇸 #Resister, Stage 3 warrior 🥷 Proudly 🏳️🌈Like my tweet & I ❤️ you. IFB, Boricua🇵🇷#
old dub @culle18352
64 Followers 309 Following
Ben Smith @BSmithBenS
5K Followers 3K Following Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons, In reality it’s made up of Morons.
Kraken’s Mathemat�... @somethinsomethi
392 Followers 696 Following Christian, hubby, dad, lawyer. May every day be the worst day of the rest of your life. Twitter is a live action MMORPG. Tweet qual inversely related to BAC.
@Barphbie ™ @Barphbie
5K Followers 2K Following I might look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head . . . . . I'm quite busy. Oh. . .btw. . . fuck trump and his cult of diarrhea stew. 🖕💩🖕 no MAGAts
Amanda perry @Favor96425535
196 Followers 48 Following life teaches us more than professors Taurus ♉️ Eric’s Mom
cats are so weird �... @catshealdeprsn
1.2M Followers 104 Following Get your daily dose of cursed cats 👺. i don't own any content. all rights belong to owner. Dm for credit/removal
MikeZilla's code: Afg... @ihateclaims
3K Followers 2K Following Anything that requires hard work, dedication and patience is not worth doing.
Topher @topher_crux
3K Followers 2K Following You know me, I like things better when they’re unnecessarily complex and convoluted. Raising spirits and heart rates. ░I░n░s░a░n░i░t░y░i░n░b░i░o░
Moniza Hossain @moniza_hossain
17K Followers 3K Following Writer: RITU IN THE SUN (Random House, 2026), STREET PUPPY MASJID CAT (Little Bee Books, 2025), THE FEAR FACTORY (Holiday House, 2026), Rep Dr Stender @triadaUs
💜💙Rachel💙�... @AlvaRachel64
10K Followers 10K Following END RACISM NOW #BLM #TransLivesMatter #Agnostic #ExJW https://t.co/Hd0M6Zglwh PODCAST https://t.co/IneNkFUs7u
Pamela Kaval - Author... @KavalAuthorActs
73K Followers 59K Following NZ filmmaker, actor & author. Makes creative films. Runs young filmmakers workshops. Sustainability. Dog fosterer. Agent: @tmh_management | https://t.co/PIqXF8U9W6
R. Saoirse @razzli_
27K Followers 11K Following Serving the USA’s disabled community. Ex-HIV/AIDS Prevention Counselor • Runner • Artist • Survivor • Fiercely American 🇺🇸 Love is our salvation. She/They
No Context Cats @nocontextscats
475K Followers 95 Following In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this - Terry Pratchett
Turnbull @cturnbull1968
31K Followers 3K Following Books, Formula 1, BBQ and Taco enthusiast, Salt Water Fly Fishing, Democrat & the Texas Longhorns. #HookEm
Dr. Cole @1drcole
254K Followers 222K Following f/b @teampelosi @EdKrassen @donwinslow @joncoopertweets @mmpadellan @RpsAgainstTrump @CalltoActivism @krassenstein @MarkHamill @AriMelber @OccupyDemocrats🚫CHAT
Brad @BraddrofliT
62K Followers 21K Following Deeply blue, fighting for truth. Confident the cracks in our democracy will heal through unity and action. Advocate for justice, lover of open skies. 🗳️🌍
Being J Wood @BeingJWood
42K Followers 33K Following Just a guy who loves chihuahuas and pizza. I enjoy asking questions. My wife seems to like me for some reason. Anti-MAGA/pro-democracy.
Katie @iamhavockatie
35 Followers 77 Following 🇨🇦 EVE pilot since 6 yrs old. Open scoring curious. Beginner Race Car Driver. I’m a black belt at inappropriate jokes. I’m just trying to make everyone laugh.
Stella Parton @StellaParton
150K Followers 160 Following Singer/Songwriter, Actor, Author, Speaker,Human Rights activist!
Ousman Conteh @OusmanConteh100
178 Followers 239 Following Don't lower your standards for anyone or anything. Self respect is everything.
ProVoCri @ProVoCri1
154 Followers 318 Following
Meddygon (they/them) ... @meddygon
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Diana @PracticalBedlam
23K Followers 4K Following A sensitive mouthpiece. A clever dumbass. A canadian among americans. An ally always.
DecencyStillMatters�... @LongAsUCan2
6K Followers 5K Following “Freedom is a Pure idea. Random acts are constantly occurring. Remember-the frontier of Freedom is everywhere.” (she/her👩🏽🤝👩🏼)
MELapalooza 🐈⚽�... @MELisCrazyInAZ
31K Followers 15K Following MY ONE AND ONLY PROFILE $MelisCrazyInAz https://t.co/rjxWV6PjFA 🤪Teetering on the edge of insanity 🤣98.2% of my tweets are jokes. Respond accordingly
Shannon @gardengirl125
49K Followers 23K Following "If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun” - Katharine Hepburn | Liberal AF | Anti-Fascist | Sex Positive | Foul Mouthed Feminist | 8647 | LGBTQ+ ally
Mr Know-It-All @ARealKnowItAll
690 Followers 1K Following A recovering narcissist. Film & TV critic. Geek & Nerd Culture Commentator. [email protected] #knowitallnation thrives! cohost of #Nerdfights
Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen
1.1M Followers 532K Following Standing for the future of America. Creator of @KrassenCast. Subscribe for additional content. Follow my twin: @Krassenstein.
Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree
485K Followers 1K Following Proud Girl Dad, TV Producer, Filmmaker, Vedic Meditation Practitioner, Human Rights & Racial Justice Advocate, Abolitionist. And I don't act! 😆
🇺🇸Jerry Mander�... @realpublicius
49K Followers 41K Following Travel and learn. 74 countries visited, not finished. Musician. No party allegiance, but priorities straight as long as #MAGAGOP exists. 💙🌈 NO LISTS
NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel
391K Followers 458 Following NYC Based Stand-Up Comedian•Noel Casler Podcast•Car Rants• 'Noel's Notes' on https://t.co/3p8YVG5SnG
Gene Van @GeneV318
2K Followers 4K Following It's only sarcasm if you don't understand. #webackBidenharris2024
Gary Brumett @Professor_Gary
3K Followers 3K Following I'm just a cook. Not a lotta time to make stuff but I try! Yes this is my first and only account.
Komodo DWL (🦎 supp... @kevinmdye1363
3K Followers 4K Following USAF Veteran. Trump's Enemy Within. I fight not for myself but for the younger generations. They are our hope. 🚫DMs, I will block you. #resistanceTrends for United States
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