The Barber @DatBarberCanCut
I got a PHD in braille & I have no legs. I'm deaf in both ears and also a mute, with a severe case of Tourette's. I'm a compulsive liar and pleased to meet you! favstar.fm/users/DatBarbe… Joined April 2011-
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I read tweets cross-eyed so I get twice the laughs.
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Ok my Twitter crush officially hates me. Free for all!
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I forgot it was Saturday, wtf am I doing tweeting today
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Want to cure tweeters block? Just tell yourself that you're not going to tweet today. BAMB! Cured
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Please may we have clarification on the 'force'. Are we talking uplift, gravity, torque or even thrust? Oh... Jedi? Right, O.K....
Every time I get that one onion ring mixed in with my fries, I save it. I spray paint them all and decorate my Christmas tree in December.
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Sext: bring your own booze
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I'm super good at remembering things that won't advance my career.
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I hope this video finishes buffering before I run out of snacks.
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If you guys think keeping up with Twitter is hard now, JUST WAIT until you get a job.
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Sometimes the moral hang over is worse than the physical hangover.
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Nothing like having a great nite and waking up to a panic attack cuz you can't find your phone for an hour.
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Never mistake my kindness for weakness.
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Twitter is the best international stalking game I have ever played.
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I'm on the road to recovery......I'm just making a stop at the liquor store first
@NatyBietz came over to my pineapple, wrung out my sponge, then handed me a Chalice. Thanks! #FF see her tasty goodies, favstar.fm/users/NatyBietz
A favorite drinking buddy knocked down my door & whispered, "take my Trophy" in my ear! Thanks @The_MartiniGirl #FF her favstar.fm/users/The_Mart…
@OoopsISKEETED not even a little bit... Didn't you see "Have a nice day"
@OoopsISKEETED Asshole! It's written "talk to me" intentionally. When you finally catch on... Fuck off! OH, Have a nice day!
I can't hear you with my eyes, you have to put an @ in front of DatBarberCanCut if you want to talk to me.
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