David Sanders @DavidMSanders
I live entirely for pleasure (apart from work and that's pretty good too)! London Joined January 2011-
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Dear far right protesters, we don’t like people like you in this country. If you don’t want to live in a tolerant society then please fuck off somewhere else.
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The world is finally aware that the “Islamic” Republic of Iran have been funding and training the terrorists that attacked Israel. So here are SOME QUESTIONS FOR THE REGIME: HOW DO YOU EVEN DARE TO SPEAK OUT against Israeli oppression, when 10M Jews, Christians, Bahá’ís and…
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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves” Oh dear you thought wrong.
I saw @elliotsteelcom’s Edinburgh preview gig tonight. It was shocking, horrible and utterly depraved. Standup as it should be. Just bloody funny!!
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Shout out to the most perfect meme there ever was
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This book is going to be incredible if the Amazon preview is anything to go by
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CODA are deeply saddened to learn of the death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. We join with the Royal Family and people around the world in mourning her. We offer our deepest condolences to the Royal Family.
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Another opportunity to see me messing around on stage. Old Time Music Halls are always a great laugh - audience participation encouraged! 😁
Another opportunity to see me messing around on stage. Old Time Music Halls are always a great laugh - audience participation encouraged! 😁
Watching the South Park movie, I have just been reminded of Saddam Hussain. Oh when I think back to those Halcyon days when he was the worst we had to deal with…
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Do you have what it takes to play a role alongside Mr Darcy? insidecroydon.com/2022/05/12/do-…
I’m finally watching Black Widow. My favourite Avengers character. Worst Avengers film.
I saw @poofsRus and @fatjacko doing standup in Caterham tonight. (Well, figuratively speaking...) Utterly hilarious!
Never mind your whamageddon. For me Christmas starts when I hear Fairy Tale of New York. And, as a gay man, I say leave the lyrics alone. (You are welcome to be offended.)
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Looking forward to seeing this
Looking forward to seeing this
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Finally… CODA is back and ready to roll. 🎟Tickets for Little Women, 10-13 November, at the @ArtsCryer , are on sale now. Book now: ticketsource.co.uk/booking/select…
I’ve just listened to season 2 of @markandhaydn. The kissing sound effects in the final episode filled the inside of my head 🥴. Made me laugh and cringe in equal measure!!
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Hello cats and kids, the second series of our audio show is coming out on MONDAY. It's called "Origins" and is four different version of how we met. It's completely ridic. Go listen to Series 1 if you haven't yet open.spotify.com/show/5vY9UDyAK…
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Hey guyssss we @markandhaydn have been working on a follow-up to the first series of our audio comedy show for MONTHS and it's finally dropping on MONDAY. Go give S1 a listen if you haven't yet and strap in for S2 open.spotify.com/show/5vY9UDyAK…
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