Matt Lambert @EmJayLambert
Professional Educator. Amateur Chorist. Maths Enthusiast. Puzzle Solver. Long-Suffering Tottenham Fan. Father of Three. He/Him. Lostock Gralam, England Joined April 2009-
Tweets14K
-
Followers732
-
Following2K
-
Likes1K
Just like against Arsenal we start playing well and scoring with Richy through the middle and Son out wide. I'm not even watching the game but that's what's happened, right?
Most people's top 3 for Spurs Player of the Season is the two centre backs and the goalie. So why are we so shocking at the back?!
LOCH NESS Upon the vernal equinox, when all our fictions come to pass, a shadow leans across the rocks. Beneath the water, clouds amass: a nebula absorbs the loch’s illusions — hoaxes, dreams in glass, the jostling haze of history’s whims — until, at last, the creature swims.
Just can't wait for this miserable twunt to be out of the Premier League. Sorry to those whom I love who love him, but he's just so irritating.
Just can't wait for this miserable twunt to be out of the Premier League. Sorry to those whom I love who love him, but he's just so irritating.
Join Tatton Singers for our wonderful Singing Day Mendelssohn Psalm 42 - As the Hart Pants & Four Sacred Partsongs Saturday 18th May 2024, 9.30am - 4pm St. John the Baptist's Church Church Hill, Knutsford, WA16 6DH Please book here! thetattonsingers.co.uk/TSsingingday.h…
If you're framing this defeat as a lack of guts, energy, motivation, tactical nous... well, I staunchly believe you're wrong. A really rough non-penalty decision on Kulusevski that was instantly punished, and Spurs being Spurs on set pieces. So much to enjoy about Ange's Spurs.
Take heart and belief from that second half into Thursday's match and we have a chance... a chance of not being humiliated by halftime. Would like to see Brennan, Richy & Sarr start with Werner, Kulu & Hoj dropped.
Can't pretend we didn't see something like this coming.
Interested to know if the "When will I use this in real life?" question gets asked outside of maths. If you don't teach maths please drop a comment. If you do please RT!
Spurs still finish 3rd
Spurs still finish 3rd
Can't wait to try my Woke-ster Eggs. Approved by Jesus!
Joe gutted to land in the Group of Death. Big Suze v Nancy the obvious stand out heavyweight fixture of the Group Stages.
Joe gutted to land in the Group of Death. Big Suze v Nancy the obvious stand out heavyweight fixture of the Group Stages.
MSM need to stop giving airtime to the flagshagging "anti-woke" St George loving oxygen thieves. It's a total non-argument.
My children wouldn't let me add "filibustering ability" to the categories in this game of Top Trumps
Report this gofundme. How can people be giving money to this absolute clown?
I've put together some tips on making your school more LGBTQ+ friendly! 🫶 Do you have any other tips? Let me know ⬇️ #LGBTQFriendlySchools #InclusiveEducation #SafeSpaces #DiversityAndInclusion #ShareYourTips
https://t.co/vHBByqnePy
Historical texts tell us that the most likely reasons for a Princess to be suddenly absent are: 1. Magical curse - by far and away the most common reason for a Princess to vanish. You say planned abdominal surgery and a right to privacy, the literature says angry witch 1/3
Hazel @hackneyhaz
2K Followers 1K Following Cricket, beer, football. Socialist. Lover of egg curry. Gloucestershire CCC, AFC Wimbledon, AS Roma, Celtic FC. Elsewhere https://t.co/ZtSNSqY64E / HackneyHaz
Ian M @Marriotti67
1K Followers 1K Following Somersetphile who bumbled up to London in 1990. Refusing to become Cockney-qualified on residency grounds.
Sam Clayton @ShonashRavine
484 Followers 2K Following I was born a no-goodnik, and I'll die a no-goodnik.
Martin @MPH1982
3K Followers 796 Following Paenitemus pro quolibet incommodo et destitutione hoc facere potest.
Huang Qichang @SatyamD62668725
160 Followers 2K Following Works at Hsbc Bank Dubai Works at Dubai Islamic Bank Studied at 清华大学 Tsinghua University Lives in Dubai, United Arab Emirates From Beijing, China
Paul Duffy for Cheshi.. @PaulDLD
168 Followers 361 Following Lib Dem Candidate Cheshire Police CC May 2nd ex Congleton Town Councillor, ex Town Crier, ex Macebearer. This is my political account, Lib Dem member.
Tijan Jawo @TijanJawo252613
486 Followers 5K Following
Lindsay Greener @greener_lindsay
477 Followers 4K Following
Kevin @yorkiepud76
50K Followers 9K Following Probably hungover and stroking my sausage (dog) Instagram @yorkiepud76
Krystal Holloway @KrystalHol28824
86 Followers 3K Following
Dr Steve Barnes @ChemiSteve
2K Followers 1K Following Science teacher at an incredible secondary school in Southampton. PhD in chemistry education. Interested in enhancing science teaching. Love quizzing. he/him
Theneatay @theneatay29055
58 Followers 962 Following
Ian Timbrell @ITimbrell
8K Followers 4K Following Dad, award winning trainer of LGBT inclusion & RSE training to schools, businesses & charities, and Star Trek Nerd
Emilie @emilie_lawson_
123 Followers 3K Following
Josh Hallam @JoshieMcsquashy
6K Followers 6K Following Writer, Podcaster and Optimistic Film Critic at @films_that. Also repeating the same joke over and over again as @roykeanereviews.
Slatha @Slatha174507
47 Followers 762 Following
Chu-Let-The-Dogs-Out�.. @Chumantastic
7K Followers 6K Following Mainly #Comedy🤣 #Family #Politics etc. Ask me the rest & I’ll tell you😊 Back up account is @Chumantastical😁
The Maths Bazaar @TheMathsBazaar
411 Followers 697 Following All the best Maths. DM your Maths requests.
Simone Gordon @ShimonaGordon
2K Followers 5K Following Disability support worker #BLM #Labour #Woke #Remainer Proud European, Pronouns: she/her 🇪🇺🏴🇮🇪🏴 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 No DM’s please.
Tim Knight @TimKnight171198
25 Followers 80 Following
Lizbeth Patel @PatelLizbe34070
101 Followers 3K Following
Amanda @MowglisMummy
893 Followers 1K Following
Denise Velasquez @DeniseVela47315
93 Followers 3K Following
Daniel Grant @DGrant261
466 Followers 4K Following
Laura 🍉🍉🍉 @lauralu13
2K Followers 5K Following Pure dead eloquent Ayrshire lassie (honorary weegie), maw, cider aficionado, leftie, scientist, Celtic fan. I work with frickin’ laser beams
Facundo Savala @FacundoSavala
27K Followers 20K Following The SNP are not Scotland. 🏴 Pronouns: He/Haw
Connie @connie_elliott3
159 Followers 3K Following
Zayne Arellano @ZayneArell42433
124 Followers 3K Following
Judy @judy_holman_
161 Followers 3K Following
DrMartinAllen @martinallen1288
181 Followers 194 Following GP Educator @ under/postgrad+lay levels. Into family planning, rheumatology, social prescribing. Family pack leader christian, slow runner, novice dulcimerist🐧
The Last Girly Swots .. @TheLastPersont2
11K Followers 9K Following 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡 #FBPE #RejoinEU #Ukraine #Iran #Covid19 #MSDStrong #EndGunViolence Dedicated to the memory of the victims of gun violence & terrorism.
Lilly Kenny @LillyKenny16449
51 Followers 192 Following
Robotmaths @robotmaths
8K Followers 949 Following
Rosa Resendez @resendez75941
77 Followers 3K Following
Luis M. Suarez @LuisMSuarez5
11 Followers 319 Following
The Mace 1312 @The_mace64
769 Followers 3K Following It was the best of times, it was the berts of times.
Tom Butcher @TomB1980
198 Followers 2K Following FPL, Barnet FC, Spurs, Poker, Trance. Spreadsheet geek helping businesses save time and money… https://t.co/Iazsyp8fsc https://t.co/tsiAtOtBkC
Antoni @aloffelt
72 Followers 876 Following
Bearz @bearz_COYS
542 Followers 1K Following COYS. Will follow back for Spurs account. The game is not just about winning. The goal is to win with style and glory.
Jessica @johnson72jessic
175 Followers 3K Following
Zoë Paramour @ZoeParamour
13K Followers 9K Following Deputy Head | Author | Grammar Fiend | Eats cheese | Collects plants | Talks to cats | Views all own etc.
Susan Whitehouse @Whitehughes
7K Followers 3K Following Socialist, trans-inclusive feminist, A Level Maths and Further Maths teacher, education consultant, co-author of textbooks. She/her. All views my own etc. etc.
Caelum @CaelumPrivate
3 Followers 49 Following Either doing school work, gaming or obsessing over music | Year 12 student | 17 | he/they 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Erica @ericadownard74
172 Followers 3K Following
Chloe @chochlo
189 Followers 733 Following Girly Swot. Senior Mathematician. Geriatric Millennial. Cat Companion.
Lee-Jasmine🙈 @l22jasmin
57 Followers 439 Following | She/Her | Nature Lover | time breaks down your mind and body, don't you let it touch your soul tn x32 ts ×3 |🙃|
Victoria Coren Mitche.. @VictoriaCoren
707K Followers 687 Following writer, broadcaster and poker player
Mark Watson @watsoncomedian
262K Followers 4K Following ‘One of the most genuinely joyous presences in comedy’ - The Times. Tour dates and book details on website. Personal messages https://t.co/4P0kjAp17O
Hazel @hackneyhaz
2K Followers 1K Following Cricket, beer, football. Socialist. Lover of egg curry. Gloucestershire CCC, AFC Wimbledon, AS Roma, Celtic FC. Elsewhere https://t.co/ZtSNSqY64E / HackneyHaz
Ian M @Marriotti67
1K Followers 1K Following Somersetphile who bumbled up to London in 1990. Refusing to become Cockney-qualified on residency grounds.
Ava-Santina @AvaSantina
140K Followers 3K Following Political Correspondent @PoliticsJOE_UK @JOE_co_uk | Formerly @LBC | Instagram @avasantina_
clairementine @claz0r
2K Followers 3K Following Bi and Large. She/her. Only Connect s17 champignon. 🍄 #LGBWithTheT. Like a robot, I am afraid to love. Bleep bloop.
All Things Quiz @AllThingsQuiz
3K Followers 737 Following YouTube channel about quiz, quizzing and quizzers. https://t.co/xqk94iJXzL https://t.co/30BmFopvoy #quiz #trivia #quizzing
Sam Clayton @ShonashRavine
484 Followers 2K Following I was born a no-goodnik, and I'll die a no-goodnik.
Martin @MPH1982
3K Followers 796 Following Paenitemus pro quolibet incommodo et destitutione hoc facere potest.
Terry Pratchett 🖤 .. @terryandrob
186K Followers 267 Following Terry Pratchett & Rob Wilkins; Books Written Cheap
Ledley King @LedleyKing
154K Followers 908 Following Official account of @SpursOfficial and @SpursFoundation
Chris I’Anson-Mille.. @WindyCOYS
49K Followers 150 Following Host of @TheExtraInch Spurs Podcast. Listen: https://t.co/dhidb7Yshy !!! Become an xSub: https://t.co/XlcUfYOv7P !!! Bluesky: windycoys (he/him)
Charlotte Orba @charlotteorba
559 Followers 595 Following Marine Education. Musician. Love quizzing. Write some questions for Only Connect.
Alex McMillan @UndeniablyAlex
5K Followers 2K Following Quiz Writer & Game Designer. Poly, Non-binary, and other scary things. 더 지니어스 | OC | Bridge of Lies | Finish Line - Also @ceilirae! Views my own
Lydia @LydiaMizon
5K Followers 2K Following @qikipedia elf, @museumofcurios, researcher & writer. here for a long time, not a good time
Paul Coyte @Coytey
41K Followers 3K Following That fella from Spurs, GB News early riser, loves a chat...Insta coytey67
The Tatton Singers @tattonsingers
486 Followers 825 Following Friendly SATB community choir of 80 singers staging public performances of demanding choral works with professional direction, accompaniment, and soloists.
The Pissed Off Lawyer @legaltweetz
11K Followers 5K Following Pissed off lawyer. LGBTQ rights activist 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Rebellious Romani Soul 🖤 Trans & Proud. He/Him. Host of the Podcast The Uprising Is Here 🎙️
Paul Duffy for Cheshi.. @PaulDLD
168 Followers 361 Following Lib Dem Candidate Cheshire Police CC May 2nd ex Congleton Town Councillor, ex Town Crier, ex Macebearer. This is my political account, Lib Dem member.
taylor 🗡️🌹 @turnintoabat
50K Followers 1K Following i'm pretty sometimes and have brain damage all the time ✨ bi HEMA chick ⚔️🏳️🌈⚧️
Ex-Evangelical Janewa.. @XianJaneway
13K Followers 11K Following Polymath, #ADHD patient advocate. wife, & mom of 4+. She/her Not Kate Mulgrew. 😂
Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann
2K Followers 141 Following Interior Designer. Chronic nuance-finder. Amateur renaissance woman. Midwestern transplant. I’m more fun on Insta
Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau
89K Followers 1K Following Comedian, Writer, Founder of Persona Essential Social Media Management, writer of @GrimAndGraham
Spurs{XY} @SpursXY
2K Followers 87 Following Passionate Spurs fan sharing her views. | Fan Writer for @BBCSport | Run by @annaxysports | https://t.co/yaB8lXPm92 | Enquiries: [email protected]
Ryan O’Neill @MrRypod
694 Followers 649 Following CEO of Keighley Cougars rugby club. In tech & rugby league. Soho based northerner. Fed up of people hating one another. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺
Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar
461K Followers 4K Following Political Editor, The Guardian || Political Journalist of the Year [email protected]
Rajan Barot @RajanBarot24
2K Followers 467 Following A British lawyer interested in engaging on issues of politics, international affairs, law and human interaction
Emma 💛💙🇩🇰.. @MonkEmma
18K Followers 4K Following A Molecular Biologist who fights misinformation. Product of 🇬🇧🇩🇰marriage I will continue the good fight🇪🇺💪🏼All views are my own [email protected]
Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus
214K Followers 8K Following Influencer, magician, totally real. I only want 12 followers. Ricky Gervais fan, don't tell Dad. Amen!
matthew pierce @MatthewEPierce
21K Followers 108 Following sullen and aloof irl. 1/2 of @FSBibleTime. new book "Evangelical Thought Leader" is available now in kindle and paperback
Tesco @Tesco
655K Followers 144K Following Welcome to the official Tesco Twitter! Got a query? We're here to help from 6am-11pm. Visit https://t.co/WoRlLkKfv7 for more information.
Dame Rachel de Souza @Rachel_deSouza
20K Followers 2K Following Children’s Commissioner for England @ChildrensComm, Educationalist and social reformer, personal account
Easton Cowboys & Cowg.. @EastonCowfolk
626 Followers 275 Following We are the Easton Cowboys and Cowgirls Sports and Social Club (ECCSSC). Always anti-racist, anti-sexist, anti-fascist, anti-homophobic and anti-transphobic.
Mattie @occasionally_m
106 Followers 592 Following Mattie, 30s, future medic spouse, CAMHS Prac, special interest in ED treatment, ADHD brain in an EDS body🌈
Kevin @yorkiepud76
50K Followers 9K Following Probably hungover and stroking my sausage (dog) Instagram @yorkiepud76
Mark Arby @markarby
5K Followers 283 Following Londoner, scientist, Arsenal supporter, lover of cake.
India Willoughby @IndiaWilloughby
80K Followers 9K Following Broadcaster. World’s 1st Trans Newsreader. 21st Century Suffragette. Indisputably Female. Woman Of Year nominee 2023. Patron of Keighley Cougars ⭐️🏳️⚧️💚
ℓουℓου 🕷�.. @SkiptomyLoulou
28K Followers 13K Following Girly Swot known to swear a lot. Woke AF, Tory hating bullshìt slayer. Big Fat Tory Tw@t Quizmaster. #ADHD #ANTIFA #BLM
Warwick Mansell @warwickmansell
26K Followers 1K Following Education journalist. Run ed news website Education Uncovered. Long-time Guardian contributor. Blogger for Prospect union, NEU. Support my work via my website.
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton
6K Followers 2K Following gay man but the GCs/GOBs tend to call me a woman for no reason #GwithTheT #BLM LGBTQIA✂️GC. own views but also those of the majority of society too
Gemma Amor @manylittlewords
19K Followers 5K Following Bram Stoker & British Fantasy Award nominated Author, Illustrator. Books from @angryrobotbooks, @TitanBooks, @CemeteryGatesM. @NosleepPodcast. Agent @MarkFalkin
PotatoMcWhiskey @PotatoMcWhiskey
13K Followers 514 Following Boil'em, Mash'em, Stick'em in a stew. I stream on Youtube [email protected] (Enquiries for game keys/Sponsorships)
Jack Karimi @JackKarimi_
551 Followers 5K Following Thrifter, Series 19 Champion 🏆 @OnlyConnectQuiz Political Science at @UCL 🏛️ he/him
Harry H @HarryJHeath
325 Followers 472 Following STILL a quizzing Also Ran. Lord Mayor's Croupier. Cineaste. 🎟️🟪🟦. Hoping one day to reach the Chaser/Egghead strata.
Ina @thatcymraes
17K Followers 7K Following Demonic burrow crawler. Smells mildly of optimism. Probably irritating to fuck. Diversity fapping hag. Can cause minor rectal irritation. Results may vary.
Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt
10K Followers 2K Following He actually likes women!! Lots of social skills and a very nice man
Danny 🍉 @sooperunknown
2K Followers 2K Following “Death is everywhere, there are flies on the windscreen” ⭐️|| biggest Ben shepherd fan since your bisexual aunt in 1994|| priv: @benshepherdyuri
Daniel Sloss @Daniel_Sloss
185K Followers 1K Following SPECIALS Daniel Sloss: X, SOCiO, DARK, Jigsaw (breakups 500K+Divorces 1000+).BOOK ‘Everyone You Hate is Going to Die’; TOUR+Podcast https://t.co/MPuLht29Wq
meghan @deloisivete
20K Followers 3K Following mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
Katie D @KatieDeal99
16K Followers 2K Following Bios are hard. On Instagram as katiedeal99 https://t.co/iMruSPyTav
Shirtytrish @ShirtytrisH
181 Followers 448 Following boring old bitch.😁usually driving. 🚖twiddler of yarn.🧶typo expert.
Ben Jennings @BJennings90
25K Followers 2K Following Cartoonist and Illustrator. Prints: https://t.co/n1HTNy3HoN Insta: @bjenningsuk
Sean Hayes @SeanHayes
504K Followers 538 Following Actor & Producer. 82% human, 16% styrofoam, 2% unknown.
thea ralph @theagralph
669 Followers 79 Following undisputed star of Only Connect S19 | aspiring TikTok failure | familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda
Mary @ContraryMary147
136 Followers 592 Following she/her. 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️. Reviews: ‘not as annoying as I thought you would be’. Profile is a chaotic mix of trans rights, cute things, funny things and maths.
Matt Man @mr_man_maths
2K Followers 1K Following 2nd gen BBC, Mathematics teacher near the UK's second city. Developing A Level Maths Pedagogy LLME for @GLOWMaths
Rebecca Atherfold @becatherfold
709 Followers 738 Following Excited about maths education from EYFS to FE. Maths Education Support Specialist with @MEIMaths
Jonathan Hall @StudyMaths
23K Followers 480 Following Creator of MathsBot and @FormTimeIdeas. Lead Practitioner @LeedsCityWay.
Champs @Champs8715
330 Followers 613 Following I take my coffee as black as midnight on a moonless night.
Simon Cox @SimonDCox
5K Followers 1K Following Maths teacher, school leader, Director of Blackpool Research School (@BlackpoolRS). 🌱
@juliaisobela Will never understand why my inhalers aren’t exempt…breathing is a pretty important thing
If you're framing this defeat as a lack of guts, energy, motivation, tactical nous... well, I staunchly believe you're wrong. A really rough non-penalty decision on Kulusevski that was instantly punished, and Spurs being Spurs on set pieces. So much to enjoy about Ange's Spurs.
@oldandrewuk To be fair SLANT makes me deeply uncomfortable; many pupils I teach can’t sustain/make eye contact and need to fiddle with something to focus. I know they’re listening to me. They ask great questions and participate in discussions in class.
@HartfordManor72 @FOHManor Still buzzing! Years 3 and 4 were incredible. Feeling proud!
@northumbrian_ We have far higher net immigration now than when in the EU. The migrant surge from Eastern Europe was always going to be temporary and is now over. We have a labour shortage, which means higher inflation and interest rates and slower growth, meaning higher taxes and worse public…
@FabrizioRomano Chelsea fans have seen more statements than wins this season
Yesterday I gave my boys a choice. They could play any of their electronics/games all day no limits but they would have to take today and Monday completely off of it all. Or keep our normal rules. They played all day. The regret on all of our faces today is priceless please help…
Hounds of Love by The Futureheads. Fight me.
Whose cover of a song is better than the original?
@rhodri My little corner when I’m there
Fun fact: The starter pistol was invented by the sister of Karl Marx. Her name was Onya
@ASonNamedBort Big "they'll be dancing in the streets of Total Network Solutions " energy
🎶 Pussies in bios and randoms in mentions NFT ads and cerebral pretensions Sinister theories of global elites These are a few of my favourite tweets 1/8
Deep indignation at the images coming from Gaza where civilians have been targeted by Israeli soldiers. I express my strongest condemnation of these shootings and call for truth, justice, and respect for international law.
The situation in Gaza is terrible. All civilian populations must be protected. A ceasefire must be implemented immediately to allow humanitarian aid to be distributed.
@EmJayLambert @jamestanton Exactly this. I was going to number the squares 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... Now every 1x2 covers one even and one odd number. Therefore there will always be an odd number left uncovered. So every even numbered position cannot be left uncovered by such a scheme.
@livingdroll1 @LindyHighland @grasslawn1234 If Hamas is sitting pretty in other countries, could Israel please stop bombing the civilians?
Trends for United States
You might like
