JR @JRH1725
Annoying Dog Person | Sick Jacket Aficionado | Jubilant @Chiefs Fan | Suffering @Royals Fan | Books, Lifting, Politics Joined September 2021-
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Nah Kendrick Lamar's diss track being titled EUPHORIA is really a layer to the disrespect that people aren't realizing. Drake is a PRODUCER of the show EUPHORIA and that show featured child p0rnopgraphy. WILD.
euphoria youtu.be/NPqDIwWMtxg
Excited to announce I’ve been paid $5,000,000 for my new comedy special, “They Won’t Let You Do Comedy Anymore” for a big streamer. It’s shot at an opera house that sits 5,000 cheering fans. My opening bit will be about me being silenced. The rest will be how much I hate my wife
oh look another beautiful day. should we all quit our jobs and get margaritas outside?
My fatal flaw is thinking that any food cooked at home is healthy food. Even fried chicken and cookie cake. It’s GOOD for you bc it was made with LOVE
Cricket in heaven watching Kristi Noem have the VP nod taken from her:
Cricket in heaven watching Kristi Noem have the VP nod taken from her: https://t.co/edQT05qicA
just realized you can “customize” your life by making decisions in situations. as they happen to you 👍
Ohhhhh my god you’re reading philosophy and smoking spirits? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite bella hadid
Ohhhhh my god you’re reading philosophy and smoking spirits? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite bella hadid
the men in my family going back 5 generations have all died piloting poorly made homemade flying contraptions and when my contraption soars through the air i will succeed where my forefathers failed
sure veach may have nailed this draft but lets not forget the chiefs havent won a superbowl in over 3 months
KONY 2024!!!!!
Do the cops storming colleges not realize that this will only lead to more folk music?
One of the biggest challenges in the workplace is trying not to eat your lunch before 10 am
They should start a service where you can watch your favorite team in your home
They should start a service where you can watch your favorite team in your home
Brunch is when you pay $40 for eggs in a place with a “Y’all Means All” pride mural outside, and your wife’s friend keeps calling her husband her “partner” and you can see him looking out the window fantasizing about stepping into traffic.
Brunch is when you pay $40 for eggs in a place with a “Y’all Means All” pride mural outside, and your wife’s friend keeps calling her husband her “partner” and you can see him looking out the window fantasizing about stepping into traffic.
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
A lot of people assume that all suits look the same, but there's a lot of work that goes into making something look right. I would bet that most people would agree on which of the following outfits looks better, regardless of their tailoring knowledge. Let's see. 🧵
A lot of people assume that all suits look the same, but there's a lot of work that goes into making something look right. I would bet that most people would agree on which of the following outfits looks better, regardless of their tailoring knowledge. Let's see. 🧵
Guns don’t kill puppies, Governors kill puppies
Drake Maye’s brothers were asked to record a special message for him and they did this 😂😂 @DrakeMaye2
fantasy football brain rot in real time
fantasy football brain rot in real time
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I'll give credit to Drake that he managed to get any shots off at all, but he is at a serious disadvantage in that 1) Kendrick has way less vulnerabilities than Drake does and 2) Drake is responding because he has to, Kendrick is doing this because he actively dislikes Drake
Drake: it's been 17 days big dawg lol Kendrick Lamar:
ok, euphoria isn't the most digestible thing i've ever heard. it's super duper dense, which can make it hard to listen to. i get that. but my goodness, there are so many body punches in that. i mean OOF after OOF after OOF. kendrick HATES that man.
The women drake fucks after listening to the new Kdot diss
J Cole didnt get dissed by Kdot
If you a fan of culture there is NO way you can deny that Kendrick Lamar absolutely washed Drake. The difference between skill level between Drake & KDot is astronomical. It’s not even close. Grown man shit vs high school antics.
Drake fans when Kdot said "Fuck all that Pushing P, let me see you Pusha T"
Probably.
Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
frank called mac a f*ggot on air like 3 years ago
Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
I am here to once again tell everyone that jersey numbers are getting out of hand and need to be stopped. A TE cannot wear 12. It's unnatural and we are provoking the universe.
Our head coach still doing side quest😂
Erik Spoelstra x Mike McDaniel
i think that we as a society are slowly losing the battle against people who think it's ok to pull out their phones at the movie theater and we need to fight back
A really basic but important rule in life: if your partner makes the effort to dress up for an event, you should too. This is so annoying to look at.
My coworker's family just finished the toilet paper they bought in 2020, in case you're wondering who the real villains are
Jerry Seinfeld saying you can't write sitcoms anymore because of woke despite the fact his old writing partner just wrapped up a 24-year run of one of the most beloved sitcoms of all time, is arguably the funniest thing he's done in decades - funnier even than Bee Movie, perhaps
The most unrealistic thing about The Sopranos is that her name is “Meadow.” No way in hell Tony and Carmella had a baby girl in 1982 in New Jersey and didn’t name her Gianna Marie.
Some lawyers are so absolutely insufferable that I understand why people hate all of us.
the gay gentleman helping me size my suit today complimented me on my athletic figure and my girlfriend IMMEDIATELY rolled her eyes because she knew she’d be hearing about it all week
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in 1967, when he was a sophomore at UCLA. Kareem was an early customer of custom tailors. His tailor, who had to stand on a chair to measure his chest, noted that he had an inseam of 51". Note the high-rise trousers and longer jacket.
I’m the boring person who thinks this is actually very rude and disrespectful and he should feel bad.
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