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I'm just like Jesus if Jesus was on crack. Shirley, Goodness And Mercy walk into a bar... Northern Illinois Joined June 2011-
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@carolynmrsE62 @jackunheard @AKaren2448k Here is another example of a statement so ridiculously untrue the author here and the rest of the deplorables should be mandatory to attend another stretch in elementary education. India takes a full month to hold its elections for its 900 million people. Nice try, Trumper.
Forget a nice perfume. Forget about the high heels and tight skirts. Don't even bother shaving your legs. Just spotted at Schnucks, bacon scented panties. Now you have something to be thankful for. #Thanksgiving #Thanksgiving2024 #Thanksgivingdinner
Sorry folks. Should gave paid real money like me and sat here in the arena, 4th row. Tyson was knocked out in the third round carried out on a stretcher. He is still buffering as we speak.#TysonPaul
George W. Bush trending? Maybe there is a god who will remove him from earth. He is the only reason Trump will never be the worst President our, country has ever known.
@realDonaldTrump Are you FN kidding me? If God exists then he would send down a lighting bolt and fry you from head to toe. You are a dangerous, deplorable degenerate far worse that ten hurricanes.
Pete Rose was an addict pure and simple. His obsessive need to gamble on games while active demonstrates the severity of his problem. And it caused a deserved lifetime ban with no Hall of Fame recognition. Gamblers Anonymous has saved thousands of lives.
“The late, great Al Capone.” Yep, he just said it at his rally in North Carolina. Who is next? Richard Speck? #Trump #Election2024 #GOP #vote
.@KamalaHarris has spent her life fighting for people who need a voice and a champion. She’s more than ready to be President – let’s help her get elected. go.KamalaHarris.com
Trump has a bit of jizz on his shoulder from a reach around. #Debate2024
BREAKING: Legendary Democratic strategist James Carville pours salt in the wound of Donald Trump's collapsing campaign, says Trump "knows" that Kamala Harris is America's "hot item" and it's "driving him crazy." And it gets even better... "He has a shark-like survival instinct, and he knows that he’s not having the same effect as he used to," Carville said on The Daily Blast with Greg Sargent podcast. Carville described the Trump campaign as in a "daze" and "off balance" since Joe Biden stepped aside for Harris to enter the race. "He knows that Harris has become what he’s always wanted to be, is the kind of, hot item,” said Carville. "He does, and he’s not the new kid on the block anymore, and he’s struggling to regain that." "But like I said, he has very primitive survival skills, and I think this is something, and it’s driving him crazy," he added. Carville, an infamously tough critic, went on to praise the Kamala Harris campagn. "You know, I love to be critical of campaigns," he said. "I haven’t seen anything, honestly, I’m sure I will, that I would be really critical about so far." "It’s amazing how they’ve put together, who was it, July 21, the date that he dropped out?" he continued. "And they’ve put together a convention, they’ve picked a running mate, they’ve kind of merged two staffs, two different coaches together. I mean, I have to give them high marks, I just do." "I’m actually a little more bullish on Harris than I sound on television, for the following reasons: Number one is she’s really gained a lot since she’s been there," he went on. "Secondly, the most under-appreciated factor of American politics in this decade, since 2022, since Kansas, the Democrats have not lost an election, period." Please retweet and ❤️ if you think that Kamala Harris is going to win this election and defeat MAGA fascism — and consider joining the growing exodus to Tribel, a new pro-democracy social network that is exploding in popularity because Twitter and Facebook are trying to stop its growth — which is only making Tribel grow even faster. Please follow us on Tribel to get all of our breaking news alerts sent straight to your phone or computer by clicking the following link: tribel.app.link/okwPIHYCIqb
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@realTrumpNewsX Isn’t he supposed to be dead by now of his disease he was pissing and moaning about? Take Trump with you.
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Why is Trump wearing a maxi pad on his head? Is it Stormy's? #Trump #Convention #RNC
@JakeSherman I was in the room and YES those were Trump's exact words.
Tough loss. RIP
This is Howard’s wife, Amy Nathan. I am heartbroken to share my brilliant and extraordinary husband passed away late last night surrounded by those he loved most, his family. He valiantly battled pancreatic cancer for 2 years. He couldn’t have been adored more. The world was a
Thank you Lawrence O'Donnell. Uncouth buffoon is just what I was looking for. Trump the uncouth buffoon has a nice ring to it! #trump #gop #msnbc #buffoonery #biden
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