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Jessɨɕɑ🌹 @JessycaRoze

🖤 Call me Jess 💁🏼‍♀️ Mama² 🫶🏽 NoLa ⚜️ Educator ✏️ True Crime Junkie New Orleans, LA Joined August 2016
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Sarah @_Dreamscapes_

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I’ll be living my life unapologetically for the foreseeable future.

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nay (dino) 🖤 @Lilblack_heart

5 days ago

regular me: fuck this shit fancy me: fucketh this shiteth

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jame @kloogans

5 days ago

"you shouldn't let your cat jump on the counter" my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to

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erica @ericanextdooor

5 days ago

i’m doing intermittent bitching where i only bitch between the hours of 12 PM & 8 PM

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Taco Biscuits @bgschnikelfritz

6 days ago

I’m just a girl standing in front of my fridge hoping a cheesecake will appear

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I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids

2 weeks ago

Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

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Super Mark @supermarkusa

2 weeks ago

Being each other’s safe space while dealing with life, now that’s top tier

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Lottie-pop 🍭 @Lottie_Poppie

2 weeks ago

Over thinking takes up around 85% of my day. The rest is eating snacks

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nay (dino) 🖤 @Lilblack_heart

2 weeks ago

look, i can either be funny or mentally stable. you can’t have both.

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Adam @YSylon

2 weeks ago

I’m a grownup, and I can stay up as late as I want, which is why I choose to go to sleep at 830 PM.

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Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric

2 weeks ago

I can’t tell if I’m bad at sleeping or just really really really good at being awake.

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Tori Fletcher @hellotorifletch

2 weeks ago

Do you mean to tell me that Taylor Swift was simultaneously on a world tour, in a new relationship, at every Chiefs game, re-recorded Reputation AND found time to write an entirely new album meanwhile I can’t even unload the dishwasher & start the laundry all in the same day?

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My Life As Dad @milifeasdad

3 weeks ago

Parenting is a lot easier when the kids are in school.

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inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa

3 weeks ago

"I'll let you know" - me about to disappear for 10 years

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @AbbyHiggs

3 weeks ago

I’ve shenanned before… and I’ll shenanigan

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Conner Burks @connerburks

3 weeks ago

me enjoying talking about how great 300 was and then hearing that conor mcgregor is officially coming back

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Brenden Dilley @WarlordDilley

3 weeks ago

🚨BREAKING🚨 OJ Simpson's final tweet before dying. His family has since deleted it.

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Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy

4 weeks ago

You think you're cool until you hear a recording of your voice.

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Books and Wine @booksandwine76

2 months ago

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Katie D @KatieDeal99

2 months ago

I didn’t realize how much of my adult life would be spent getting excited over sleep things. Got to take a nap? Excited. Got more than 5 hours? Excited. Only woke up once to pee? Excited.

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