Lauren Scharf @LLcoolscharf
comedian, writer, lover of cats, lover of snacks. she/her. Free Britney, Free Healthcare 💗 etsy.com/shop/EndlessAm… Los Angeles, CA Joined June 2009-
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I CANT EVEN LOOK AT MY *OWN* FUCKING TWEETS? ok. that’s it. We’re done here. Goodbye twitter.
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The Supreme Court's recent rulings were sadly predictable for anyone who understands the hard-right agenda. Their goal has always been to install Justices whose job is to turn back the clock on our freedoms, on decades of constitutional decisions, and on our continuing struggle…
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I found a recipe for a gay wedding cake and turns out it's the same as a straight one, who knew?
Omg I was not far off
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About time the Oppenheimer marketing kicked in
About time the Oppenheimer marketing kicked in
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the economy is wild rn. everyone i know is either getting laid off or in paris
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From Martin Scorsese
A homeless woman told me to go to the gym. So yeah. I’m taking a day off from calling them “unhoused”
In case y’all still don’t know the difference, a Bar Mitzvah is when a boy becomes a man and a Bat Mitzvah is when a boy becomes a Batman
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as people lose interest in the titan sub its google trends is gonna form a lil iceberg and i think that's neat
When the live action Hercules comes out, just watch out
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