Laura Nieusma @LauraNieusma
I like dogs, vaccines, Taco Bell, and National Parks. I don’t like the shoe noise in basketball and receiving faxes. Divorce lawyer by day, knitter by night. Michigan, USA Joined October 2012-
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Sharing a post from one of the FNP moms. facebook.com/share/UvS5Qok8…
Shared a 1993 Ford Taurus wagon with my sister. Then bought a 1998 Subaru Forester in college, replaced it with a 2002 Accord while in law school, a 2013 CRV when I became a lawyer, a 2012 Kia Soul when my husband and I traded the CRV in for his Ridgeline, and now a 2018 Odyssey.
I’ve never been happier to throw something away!
Y’all wanna hear the TRUE story of Nikki Haley? A thread
My husband was heavily involved in organizing an event that has agitated Jordan Peterson. I’m so proud!
My husband was heavily involved in organizing an event that has agitated Jordan Peterson. I’m so proud!
You’re not a real Michigander to me if you don’t know what the cook says at 7 p.m., after a main hatchway caves in I’m sorry but this is non-negotiable. Some things are sacrosanct #RIP
You’re not a real Michigander to me if you don’t know what the cook says at 7 p.m., after a main hatchway caves in I’m sorry but this is non-negotiable. Some things are sacrosanct #RIP
a teenager looked directly into my eyes and told me that 'Paradise by the Dashboard Light' wasn't popular until their generation discovered it and I love the energy, kid, but there is a non-zero chance that both of us were conceived to that song on an actual dashboard
“No-fault divorce should be illegal.” Hey you know what a lot of women did in the past when they weren’t allowed to divorce terrible men? They murdered them. Be grateful you’re just whining on the Internet and not serving as hog chow.
Insurance defense law twitter. What language do you all use to actually get paid for reviewing medical records?
I now understand why when parents met me as a teenager they immediately asked me to babysit even if we'd known each other for 30 seconds. Two college-age girls just toured the apartment under us to move in and I had to stop myself from screaming "DO YOU BABYSIT" out the window
Folks with the way the new Twitter operates if there is someone I follow that for obvious reasons I shouldn’t, it’s because I’ve missed some discourse and not because I endorse their message. Absolutely please feel free to reach out if you see that happening.
Friendly reminder that not everyone on LawTwitter—which on a good day is a hot mess—knows about drama & backstory. If someone is following a problematic account, DM that person. Stop trying to publicly drag people minding their business into drama they didn’t participate in.
My pens from @strowhiro arrived today. What a wonderful cross-country reminder that this is an amazing profession full of great people. Plus she has good taste in pens!
#lawtwitter Does anyone use PC Law/Time Matters? I’m on a self-appointed quest for a case management system at my current firm and the restriction is that it must not change our current use of PCLaw for all accounting.
When Fetterman takes office in January, 10% of all U.S. senators will be named John/Jon
I'm not leaving my friends are here and I have no standards and honestly I'm very tired and the Titanic's deck chairs are quite comfortable
Just returned from a great trip to the Air Zoo. 10/10 would recommend for anyone in lower Michigan.
Folued @FoluedcUBkHfs
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Ray Rondo @tweetinontheT
302 Followers 5K Following I ride the T. I write what I see when I ride. Sometimes I write other things. Occasionally I will guest Tweet from other subways around the world!
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Alabama Lawyer @AlabamaLawyer74
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Llama Llama Family La.. @John_A_Singer
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Arjun Thakkar @_ArjunThakkar
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Lyss @lyssquire
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Gary Smith @GarySmi43827069
819 Followers 4K Following This place is going to hell in a hand basket.
Rian Axelson FOLLOW M.. @AXE1AXELSON
453 Followers 1K Following Army Infantryman turned Disc Golfer. Like most Grunts, I lack a filter. I swore an Oath to defend the Constitution and it hasn't expired. Not woke, I'm Aware.
Sarah C. (as in “c .. @sarahvconnor
332 Followers 2K Following kidding, I’m still here rubbernecking the implosion of Twitter. attorney, proud Temple Law grad, unicorn🦄🏳️🌈 @sarahvconnor.bsky.social
Tiffany Fearing @FearingTiffany
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RandomEsquire 🇵.. @Sasmith17
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Virginia Holleman @vholleman
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Sunshine ⚖️🌻�.. @legallyshaded
691 Followers 395 Following ”Beauty may be dangerous but intelligence is lethal.” | Attorney. | The ☀️ will rise and we will try again
Missouri CNA @mcsa7f
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Laurel Coons 🧬🧬.. @LaurelCoons
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Manisha P. Patel, Esq.. @VTHokieEsq
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Kristen Wolfram @LaAbogada09
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Michael Frazer @Michael11563106
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Lucy Schwalrus @lucyschwallie
807 Followers 1K Following Rural legal aid lawyer. ⚖️ Playing music with the Peel. 🎻 Exploring appalachian ohio 🌳🌲
Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions
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Josh Blanchard @joshuablanchard
550 Followers 434 Following Trial Lawyer | Forensic Computer Examiner | Commish @ Mich. Indigent Defense Commission | Judicially recognized as "typically capable".
Liisa Speaker @LiisaSpeaker
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Maria @mlstrat
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SGB Law @SGB_LawTX
618 Followers 1K Following Shailey Gupta-Brietzke, Former Associate Judge, Family Law Attorney and owner of family law firm in greater Houston. Nothing posted is legal advice
PHARMERJAY @Skywalkerjaywv
2K Followers 2K Following Christian, father, husband, pharmacist, WVU proud...leave a tremendous legacy
Kantai Sayei @kantaisaei
938 Followers 2K Following A busy life makes prayer harder, but prayer makes a busy life easier.
Clearbrief @Clearbriefai
646 Followers 425 Following Select any text in your Word doc to view suggestions for relevant discovery. 1-Click hyperlinks and TOA. 2022 New Law Co of the Year, Legalweek Get Clearbrief
MollyKatz @MollyKotz
367 Followers 625 Following Law geek; lawyer (not yours); CHD advocate; Infertility & infant loss survivor Tweets ≠ Legal advice #BLM #SaveRoe #Ukraine She/her
Dog is paddling throu.. @CWolfe76
1K Followers 3K Following 💛🐝🌊❤️s dogs🐕lawyer ⚖️ adjunct law prof ✏️ B in LGBT🏳️🌈treehugger 🌿 pro-peace✌️& non-violence🕊️believes in magic ✨god = love 💗 California born🐻
Anna Lin @Anna1314Lin
101 Followers 410 Following 🇸🇬🇺🇸Partner in the New Energy Group, good interpersonal skills, enjoys telling facts in simple terms, investor, likes to travel and try interesting things.
Iceberg Artisan 🦝 @mocena
2K Followers 4K Following Truth, justice, and cake pans. Lousy with stature. Proud gladiator @bsmlegal #blacklivesmatter #starkadder she/her. https://t.co/sp547lX4tL
Alabama Lawyer @AlabamaLawyer74
678 Followers 2K Following Lawyer in product liability and financial service litigation. Frequent flyer, runner, electric guitar player.
Sir Big Spur @Sir_Big_Spur
3K Followers 622 Following Full legal name is Sir Big Spur V. University of South Carolina mascot. I enjoy all USC sports, sunrises, & chasing cute hens. I'm a real bird, pal!
Llama Llama Family La.. @John_A_Singer
440 Followers 584 Following Former U of IA athlete, current attorney, all opinions my own, and legal opinions don’t constitute legal advice nor does it create an ACR.
Arjun Thakkar @_ArjunThakkar
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Will Gholston @WILL_GHOLSTON2
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Overheard in the HOB @HeardInTheHOB
2K Followers 197 Following Our name is Overheard, we speak for the cheese. by staff/for staff, our DMs are open
Moon Prism Power, HEN.. @SourceDuMal
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Bakari Sellers @Bakari_Sellers
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Carrie Johnson @johnson_carrie
60K Followers 3K Following Carrie Johnson covers the Justice Department for NPR. Nieman Class of 2020. Loud laugher, dog spoiler, prosecco fan. Email to [email protected]
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3K Followers 156 Following Letterkenny schneef (SCHNIFF!) posted daily! Brought to you by Thompson’s Dairy, Mod3ans, and Jim Dickens Auctions LLC. Celebrating the Keesoverse community!
Paul Speaker @fattailedstat
403 Followers 1K Following Associate Professor of Statistics, @michiganstateu. Data scientist. Data science skeptic. Ex-lawyer. Native Texan.
John Burrows @JohnBurrowsCA
127K Followers 444 Following Passionate about California’s Central Valley & our Great Democracy • Fmr. Congressional Candidate • Still Fighting: @YouthSaveDem
Create Alliances for .. @SamAsIAm
5K Followers 920 Following If you are aware of our unprecedented situation and ongoing dystopic exploitation, also be aware of the resources newly available to humanity, to counter it.
R A @RIA_bythebay
89 Followers 105 Following If you are reading this, my comment/post got to you. You're welcome.
Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw
13K Followers 888 Following Lawyer for brands, agencies, and creators. Focusing on marketing & ecommerce issues | Former @gt_law | Ableton enthusiast | https://t.co/4uF71xUjqi
RandomEsquire 🇵.. @Sasmith17
222 Followers 566 Following meh, RT are NOT endorsements, opinions are mine not my employers | former blue check
Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama
47K Followers 2K Following Writer, comedian, illustrator, and international woman of mystery. Co-host of @fatfrenchfab. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat. Words: @cracked @TheBeaverton
Nudge Printing @NudgePrinting
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Laurel Coons 🧬🧬.. @LaurelCoons
78K Followers 43K Following PhD (Duke, NIH) #Genomics #Science #SciComm #viewsmyown
Stefanie Pohl 👩�.. @stefysays
520 Followers 262 Following Communications Specialist for @MEDC and lifelong Michigander. Former writer for @michiganstateu. Forever a Spartan. 💚 Spelling out my name since 1985.
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Aubrey Gordon isn’t.. @yrfatfriend
130K Followers 621 Following Cohost of @MaintenancePod. Author of 2 books, working on a third. I’m in @yrfatfriendfilm. Find me on instagram & bsky, I’m not here anymore!
D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer
5K Followers 458 Following Interactive Entertainment Lawyer and the inflection point between fucking around and finding out.
Mike Dunford @questauthority
39K Followers 1K Following Father, Army husband, lawyer, international copyright geek, PhD alum @ QMUL CCLS, powerpoint streamer. He/Him. questauthority everywhere I go online.
JRR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh
74K Followers 997 Following concerning hobbits, faith, & pop culture sign up for my LOTR newsletter at https://t.co/k22jTDs8Bj @JokienWTolkien & @HEvangelical admin merch & other socials ⬇️
Fesshole 🧻 @fesshole
1.1M Followers 600 Following Confess your sins anonymously - will the internet absolve you? 👖 Sponsored by @hebtroco - buy their lovely trousers 🩳 Buy *NEW* book https://t.co/opfREXuSjI
Mrs PA-C @MrsPA_C
18K Followers 2K Following Welcome to my diary. I enjoy gifs more than most people. Also, I really love dogs. Thoughts are my own 🙃 EM but striving to become a trophy wife
SGB Law @SGB_LawTX
618 Followers 1K Following Shailey Gupta-Brietzke, Former Associate Judge, Family Law Attorney and owner of family law firm in greater Houston. Nothing posted is legal advice
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509K Followers 416 Following deep philosophical tweets that’ll leave you contemplating on the meaning of life
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Iceberg Artisan 🦝 @mocena
2K Followers 4K Following Truth, justice, and cake pans. Lousy with stature. Proud gladiator @bsmlegal #blacklivesmatter #starkadder she/her. https://t.co/sp547lX4tL
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@morganisawizard thankfully my parents would simply not fall for this trick because they would not bail me out
@MeganAttridgeMD Better than me! I probably would have yelled, "YOUR BABY ESCAPED, DO YOU WANT IT BACK OR DO I LET IT GO?" I'm very awkward as a person 😅
@woodsandwitch @MeganAttridgeMD Omg I did/said the same thing when I found a toddler at the grocery store momless. I also was afraid to touch her, so I kind of herded her lol 😂
@MeganAttridgeMD When I find a lost tot, I feel like I have to narrate loudly what we’re doing so I don’t look like a weirdo: “Let’s find Mom! Where’s Mom?! Who can you see? I see a dog. What a nice dog! Should we find Mom & tell her about the nice dog? Maybe this worker can help us call Mom?!”
I picked up a toddler running towards danger at the airport, realized how weird that might seem, and shouted back to the mom who had her hands full, “I PROMISE IM NOT WEIRD IM A PEDIATRICIAN IM SORRY.”
I have 100 cookbooks written by real chefs and cooks but instead every night I Google “food weeknight dinner fast” and make a recipe from a blog I will never visit again called like Parsnips and Cowlicks or Girl With a Spatula or Hearts of Pam
I've been really restrained with sharing lamb photos but couldn't resist this one. Ladybug had 2 babies! 📸 @bopeep_valaisblacknose (insta)
@kjksccr @MuellerSheWrote My favorite response to a long-winded letter threatening sanctions for some discovery issue was: "Noted. Sent from my iPhone."
I cannot count the number of times this has been my mental response to emails or letters from other lawyers before drafting something more substantive. 😆
The LA Police Foundation sent a C&D letter to the seller of shirts that said "FUCK THE LAPD." The Foundation said it holds exclusive IP rights to the word "LAPD." The seller's response was succinct:
Do not be surprised when I deny an agreed motion for continuance on a 2020 or 2021 case. Especially when I look at the last three motions for continuance and you all have claimed the same basis in all of them. Get. Your. Cases. Ready. For. Trial.
@ASFleischman The first attorney I worked with used to always say that whenever you have an interaction with the police, you need to be the adult in the conversation.
If you are ever arrested, the two biggest things you can do to help yourself: 1. Be polite and reasonable with the officer. If he responds by acting like a jerk, that just helps you more when a jury looks at the video. 2. Politely decline to answer questions.
@BarExamTutor Also, with great respect to Dan, this doesn't prove it was ghostwritten. It's more likely that counsel just used a previous draft or shell of a brief written by Tom I've got a lot of draft discovery responses that metadata shows as being written by opposing counsel
@PurpleVIKodin @KathrynTewson And you won't hear me denigrating it. I've done JP cases when I was a prosecutor and as a defense attorney. We all start somewhere.
And if you think I’m wrong about it, let’s do an experiment. “Jenna Ellis is a convicted felon,” says Lane Haygood. You can serve me with your defamation suit at 620 N. Grant Ave, Suite 913, Odessa, TX 79761. I look forward to it.
@pemberton @CK1london Besides we're all in the same gaming discord and it would make things very awkward if I'm a dick to them.
@CK1london I helped out. Friends are friends, no matter if we haven't worked together in years.
We are designed to have kids in our early 20s. Think about the all nighters you pulled in your 20s for school, parties, or your boss. Somehow you woke up 100% functional. NOT true in late 30s! We gave away the free all-nighters to parties/school/boss instead of baby.
I’m taking some really high stakes depositions today solo… would really appreciate some good vibes from the law twitterverse 🫶🏼🫶🏼
I’ll never stop bringing my kids to breweries, they’re huge, usually outdoors and sometimes have tractors and I can drink a beer outside. The more childless adults who complain about this online, the more wild I will let my kids be. Bringing stomp rockets next time.
STOP BRINGING YOUR KIDS TO BREWERIES IM TRYING TO RELAX
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