Amy(yaaawn) Lawson @LazyCougar
mom 🧜🏼♀️,comedian, badass, plus-size super model, americas bipolar sweetheart, #blm, #ally, she/her momticks.wordpress.com Gainesville, Florida Joined February 2011-
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“You look comfy today” shut the fuck up and go dot your i’s with little hearts, Kelli.
My 54 yr old bipolar 2 mania. I have “fast cycling mania” hopefully I’ll be able to sleep soon rather than setting 100 alarms & writing my version of the great American novel which this time apparently is an ode to men I’ve loved .Sometimes I miss hooking up with strangers.
I have been doing a ton of writing recently. I plan to revive my barely read yet much loved (by my mom and sister) blog back so I can post my ramblings, so the five of you who interact with my posts here keep an eye out for links.
I always find it interesting when someone asks what you do for a living after they discover your stress level, then saying that shouldn’t be stressful. Umm I can and do make anything stressful. It’s called anxiety, sweetie, look it up.
It’s tough being someone who cries when happy, sad, overwhelmed, or grateful because there really is no way to explain why I’m crying at the end of Galaxy Quest.
My neighbor is blasting “my pony” I peeked out the window in hopes of seeing a Magic Mike sexy choreo session happening. It’s just some dude alone in his car in the driveway.
I got a few laughs when I gave my maid of honor speech at my sisters wedding, made me miss doing standup.if only I could only find some open mics at 2:00 pm on a Saturday but not every Saturday like every other one. And I must have a full lively crowd and be paid.
Drunk me in the purple and black still can’t dance for shit.
In case you’re still questioning my coolness. Here I am in outfit #2 on the far right with Alan Parsons (with the flowers in his mouth) after he just sang Karaoke of his song Eye in the Sky. It was fucking EPIC.
My sister and nee brother in law threw not only the best wedding reception ever but the best party ever plus I got to look like this - my youngest got only half his face in the picture 😢 but it’s a good one of me 🤓
It is so incredibly fucking sad that school shootings happen so often I read about them incidentally rather than a breaking news event. Thoughts and prayers ain’t working, assholes.
In May I was diagnosed with sarcoidosis, a chronic autoimmune disease, the first appointment I could get with a rheumatologist is in July, at this point I’m handling flares on my own because my GP is at a loss. This is fucked up.
Me to my office staff at 4:00 “we are done for the day there are only 5 of us here, we’ve held it down, I can’t send you home, but feel free to play on your phones for the next hour” ending the day like this started it crying in front of all of them. It’s called balance .
I don’t know if it’s flattering or a sign I eat there too often but the local taco truck guy knows my name.. sort of. He calls me Emy but he’s bearded and has an accent so from now on I’m Emy.
If you’re married and you choose to call an organization demanding to know who called your spouses phone and why, first of all listen to the voicemail that was left second of all get a divorce.
Boss “boy it smells like coffee back here “ Me “I had a little spill” Boss “uh oh” Me”it’s not bad” Narrator -it was bad.
I broke my tooth on a candy cane fa la la la la la la la laaaa. That’s it.
Yet another hallmark Christmas movie where a beautiful girl with a dishwater personality has a prince she does not recognize falling all over himself for her after 2 days. When will my dishwater personality start paying off, dammit.
Every time I cook I’m reminded why I don’t cook often, I question recipes, I’m sure they meant 3 cups not 1… no they meant one I’m still eating the stuffing even though it’s mushy. It’s fucking delicious mush. Happy thanksgiving all ❤️❤️
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@stillgray For a word?? Not even close. If the kid swung on him first, fire back. The same people that will support this behavior are the same who support criminals who shoot at police and get shot in return.
O HAI If you have dogs, please tell them hi from me and pet them a lot Thanks. Today wud be an excellent day to pet dogs
This Oklahoma man left ammunition in his suitcase after a hunting trip & is now detained in another country. Remember what the right wing said about Brittney Grinder when detained in Russia…”breaking laws has consequences” and “countries have the right to enforce their laws.” 😳
Can Ye stay there and disappear into a black whole? #KanyeWest
If someone dies and plans weren't already made....Always ask for a detailed price list at a mortuary. They have to by law provide one. There should be no hidden costs. Bring someone who will be able to ask those questions; shock and brain fog are common after someone passes.
Ask me any questions about death, grief, loss, and anything related. I cannot sleep yet. And....rest in peace, Tim, and look... BOOBS. ♥️
If you've read this far, stay with me,ok? They had adapted to that already, in a way. Loss happens in weird stages Grief is not linear. Now i will use my training and experience to help them walk thru this process Much of it is listening
Can't sleep, some thoughts on death, grief, mourning, and a bit of what to expect. This afternoon i got the call. A friend, someone i did caretaking for had died. I've known his wife since i was five, we've been friends the entire time.... that's 50 years of friendship. -con't..
Just real quick.... So many of you are wonderful humans, and i appreciate you. It's ruff sailing sometimes. Thanks for the laughs, and support. Ok. Carry on. Also LET ME LOVE YOU
@LexiTepes It’s like that in real life too. Feels like someone turned an early rendering of a warthog from the original halo from 1999 into real life
@Morbidful 1997 when Norm MacDonald got fired from SNL because he wouldn’t stop roasting OJ Simpson
@Morbidful In 1994 Nicole Brown Simpson was brutally murdered. OJ Simpson got to live another 30 years before dying today from cancer at 76. Nobody was ever convicted of killing her but everyone knows who did it! Rather than focusing exclusively on him, let’s take a second to remember her!
@Morbidful OJ was guilty of the murders and everyone knows it.
@WaqarSaid457 @Morbidful This math teacher took the opportunity to use the rumor as a way to give his science teacher girlfriend a bigger surprise
@GlennCraven Two babies looking at the camera at the same time.