Bucket E @BucketE
Tall, Dark, 50% less drunk. Vinyl enthusiast. https://t.co/9ulFcOBbzi East Bay Joined December 2010-
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A mouthguard that keeps you from saying stupid shit
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Cleaning your ears probably feels so good to a Q-Tip
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Getting mulched into an unidentifiable mass by an enraged hippo would fix me
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I just want to be able to say I put the "sat" in Saturday
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People in nursing homes are having more sex than any of us. Happy weekend!
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Last night at my high school reunion I partied until 3am, came home, showered & went straight into work. Exactly like I did back in high school.
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Brb I've got to go consult with my ancestors.
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My religious cult is believe in whatever the fuck keeps you goin honey
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Most days I feel 20 years younger than I actually am but it all comes crashing down when the checkout girl calls me ‘Ma’am’ while she scans my 1kg bag of prunes.
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As long as rich people are okay I’m happy
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The thing they don’t tell you about being immortal is you get pretty tired of masturbating about seven thousand years in
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It’s not drinking alone if you’re babysitting
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You can't win a passivity contest
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Became aware of a child named Hexton today so that's a lot to process
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Spanking my wife with a baguette for sexual reasons and also I hate bread
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i’m never really sure what to do with my hands when i go jogging, so i don't go jogging
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Why can't serious side-effects ever include things like "the giggles" or "pussy magnet" come on man
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Gonna go buy my bootleg fireworks from my explosives guy, Flammable Dave.
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