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Keith Morrison and Josh Mankiewicz's new business is now registered in New York, Connecticut, and New Jersey as a provider of mortuary services and affiliated care, says @DatelineNBC. Reached for comment, Morrison made the expression below. @JoshMankiewicz @KMoDatelineNBC
@Variety The smiling duo will also be modeling for Sy Sperling's Hair Club for Men, as the before and after pictures.
Public Service Announcement 265: Ice-T has a new Car Shield commercial and says ... and I quote: "Today's cars can't be repaired with just a pair of pliers. You gotta be a Rocket Scientist." And when Ice-T says something like that, you can take that to the bank... @CarShield
Simply put, those who deny climate change are either ignorant, uneducated, or simply in denial! In the case of Doug Mastriano, he is all three. @JoshShapiroPA
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January 6th rioter Doug Mastriano takes a break to smile for the camera before once again commencing storming the capital. Should the voters of Pennsylvania vote for this dangerous rights-stealing killer clown? I don't think so!
Too sad excuses for human beings do not deserve your vote, IMO. They are Doc Oz and Doug Mastriano. These two fascists belong in jail strung up by their thumbs. They want to steal your rights away as human beings! If you want to vote ethically look elsewhere. @DrOz @SenateGOP
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3.3M Followers 1K Following I am a parody of myself, if anyone wonders if this is really me.Keith Morrison and Josh Mankiewicz's new business is now registered in New York, Connecticut, and New Jersey as a provider of mortuary services and affiliated care, says @DatelineNBC. Reached for comment, Morrison made the expression below. @JoshMankiewicz @KMoDatelineNBC
@Variety The smiling duo will also be modeling for Sy Sperling's Hair Club for Men, as the before and after pictures.
@AP Unfortunately, this species of whale is not yet extinct.
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George Harrison John Lennon The #Beatles via @Cristin92876387
MAGA Republicans want women arrested for having an abortion. This is what that looks like. #LockHerUp
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